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Iva
00:00:01My recap, it was so good though.
Dungeon Master
00:00:01- All right, now,00:00:02should be in the correct channel. Hopefully I can’t actually hear if it joined or not.
Hazel
00:00:05shit for this motherfucker.
Iva
00:00:08It did join.
Dungeon Master
00:00:08Um,
Temerity
00:00:09It did.
Dungeon Master
00:00:09Okay.00:00:09Awesome. Yep, we’re getting data. We’re live, folks.00:00:14You enter the vaults, and we’re starting off with a map.00:00:18So if everyone could get on the owlbear who is able…00:00:22While I find the map.
Luma
00:00:26Wheee.
Iva
00:00:26Where’s the ground bearer?
Dungeon Master
00:00:28I can grab the link.00:00:31Put it in game chat.
Iva
00:00:33I don’t have it saved because every once in a while you do things on the owlbear and then I don’t want to get spoiled.
Dungeon Master
00:00:41I usually don’t actually.00:00:43I have a separate Owlbear for set up.00:00:46I was.
Iva
00:00:46I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
00:00:47testing a little thing earlier.00:00:49Who would like to do screenshots for Aev?00:00:52I will give you Rhys’s vision.
Iva
00:00:56Uh, it’s funny, I want to be as, like, good and kind as possible, but, uh, I feel like00:01:01it’s cheating to be the only person without…00:01:03Darkvision to have
Dungeon Master
00:01:05I do feel like that’s a little true.
Iva
00:01:06- Thank you.
Temerity
00:01:06Yeah.
Iva
00:01:07so it should be anyone but me.
Temerity
00:01:09Yeah.00:01:12Yeah.
Iva
00:01:12Thank you.
Temerity
00:01:14I don’t mind doing it since we have basically the same vision.
Rhysaene
00:01:17I trust you with my eyes.
Dungeon Master
00:01:19True, so Temerity, we’ll now have a vision for Rhys’s token as well.00:01:26Um,00:01:28You.00:01:29The vault.00:01:30to the side and there are stairs leading further down, this time narrowing into a 10 foot wide passageway.00:01:38Down here,00:01:39The walls are…00:01:42intricately carved00:01:44Um,00:01:46harsh kind of patterning00:01:48Harsh but elegant in their construction, like sharp angles.00:01:53They’re carved of dark stone.00:01:56The floors are this…00:01:59brighter stone tiling, um,00:02:02Everything looks very…00:02:05well made and then subject to ruin. There are cracks running through the floors, the walls,00:02:13um,00:02:15You can see up ahead,00:02:17the00:02:19the we’re backtracking a little, I guess, haha, the hallway curves around to the chamber that I had00:02:25described at the end of last session. So actually, you can all go ahead and move up the00:02:30the hall and around the corner.00:02:34um,
Temerity
00:02:34Okay.
Luma
00:02:34um…
Dungeon Master
00:02:36would be, would be like,
Iva
00:02:36Is it lit?
Dungeon Master
00:02:38It is not, it is not, it is effectively not lit.00:02:41There’s a dim glow on it.00:02:43like well past your vision ranges.
Iva
00:02:46Oh, because I can see…
Dungeon Master
00:02:46or basically on the edge of Temerity’s vision.
Luma
00:02:47So,
Iva
00:02:51Because I can see and I don’t know if I’m supposed to be able to.
Dungeon Master
00:02:54You.00:02:57I don’t,00:02:58I don’t know why you could see.
Luma
00:02:59Luma lights her lantern if that helps.
Dungeon Master
00:03:01Yeah. Oops.00:03:03Oh.00:03:04Get over here.
Temerity
00:03:11Okay.
Rhysaene
00:03:16Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:03:16is under Luma.00:03:19but it should be lit.
Iva
00:03:20because00:03:21I have full vision.
Dungeon Master
00:03:23I don’t know why you have full vision.
Iva
00:03:27I broke the game. I’m sorry, guys.
Dungeon Master
00:03:29I know why you have full vision.00:03:33I haven’t assigned anyone’s vision.
Iva
00:03:36- Ah.
Dungeon Master
00:03:39People are about to get a lot less vision.
Iva
00:03:39bad dude.00:03:46I’m sorry, guys. I broke the cape.00:03:48I should have just accepted!00:03:50I’m like, wow, Rhys, you can see so far.
Dungeon Master
00:03:50It should.00:03:53It should be better now, I think.
Hazel
00:03:55Teacher you forgot to give out homework.
Iva
00:03:57Teaching her, yeah, oh wow, I can only see the lantern vision of Luma.
Temerity
00:03:58Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:04:00Um,00:04:02The.
Luma
00:04:03Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:04:04The chamber ahead is massive and it lies in ruin.00:04:09You can already see even peeking through the entryway00:04:11where it opens up into the chamber,00:04:14one of the massive stone pillars has fallen and crumbled.00:04:18Um,00:04:21the heat in here is00:04:24oppressive but not00:04:26dangerously so.00:04:27It’s probably mid-80s, upper-90s, though.00:04:31So it’s getting close to being a problem.
Temerity
00:04:34Oh, boy. Yeah.00:04:35It’s getting hot.
Rhysaene
00:04:37Uff.
Luma
00:04:37Okay.
Iva
00:04:39starts to remove clothing.
Dungeon Master
00:04:39um,
Temerity
00:04:41Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:04:42You can.00:04:43Uh,00:04:44I don’t,00:04:45I’m not good at structuring this kind of thing. You can move yourself00:04:4930-ish feet, and then, like, tell me if there’s anything you want to do or look at.00:04:53Tell me what each of your characters are doing, that kind of stuff.00:04:56But there’s not really, like, a turn order as of this moment.
Iva
00:05:01Iva, knowing that she’s here for security, is it’s going to, you know,00:05:06Stay within the light, but ready the spear and shield.
Dungeon Master
00:05:12Okay, you’ve got your spear and shield ready and staying within the light.00:05:18Um,00:05:19Entering the room, you can see that there is a lot of infrastructure for smithing.00:05:24There are large forges and foundries.00:05:29There are work at workstations and what looks like old quenching troughs.00:05:34There’s anvils, um, there’s scattered tools. Um,00:05:39just all scattered throughout the place.00:05:41And in some areas, it looks like things are burned.00:05:44On the eastern side of the room,00:05:47there are what looks to be, like…00:05:52exposed like rock that is cracked up through the floor and still carries like the glow of like00:06:01Being heated.00:06:04um,00:06:08The room continues on beyond any of your vision.00:06:11Um,00:06:12And the ceilings are about 60 feet high.00:06:15I’d like everyone to give me a perception check also.
Temerity
00:06:20Yeah.00:06:24I shall type my results in the chat.
Dungeon Master
00:06:27Yes.
Rhysaene
00:06:29Yes.00:06:35Perception.
Luma
00:06:35Yeah.
Iva
00:06:43I rolled really good.
Hazel
00:06:45- Hey, Dungeon Master, if I keep rolling under and00:06:48If I keep rolling under a 10, can I get reliable talent?
Dungeon Master
00:06:48Thanks.
Hazel
00:06:51Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:06:52laughs
Dungeon Master
00:06:53Yeah, absolutely. That and 10 levels of rogue multiclassing, and that gets you reliable talent.
Luma
00:07:00Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:07:00Thank you.
Hazel
00:07:00Let’s get them at 7th level in 2024, actually.
Luma
00:07:00uh,
Dungeon Master
00:07:02Oh.
Luma
00:07:02you should00:07:03You should invert your dice rolls so
Rhysaene
00:07:03Thank you.
Luma
00:07:07Low rolls or high rolls.
Iva
00:07:08One is good.
Luma
00:07:08Yeah, one is a 20.
Hazel
00:07:09No truth.
Temerity
00:07:09laughter
Luma
00:07:10Yeah.
Iva
00:07:11She’s going to start rolling 20s.
Hazel
00:07:11- Thank you.
Luma
00:07:12that
Dungeon Master
00:07:12Um,
Iva
00:07:14- Thank you.
Hazel
00:07:15Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:07:15uh,00:07:19I have to be right back. Sorry.
Temerity
00:07:23That’s good.
Rhysaene
00:07:24No worries. Bless you.
Hazel
00:07:30Oh, plus six to perception.
Iva
00:07:30You guys.
Hazel
00:07:32I gotta start being like, can I use my passive?00:07:33I’m just passive.
Temerity
00:07:34Yeah.
Luma
00:07:34Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:07:35Okay.
Iva
00:07:37Guys, we’re going to need someone that’s not blind to roll better.
Rhysaene
00:07:37Okay.00:07:47multi-classing part just to give you fucking…
Hazel
00:07:47Oh, that’s true.
Rhysaene
00:07:50extra00:07:51Dice.
Hazel
00:07:51Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:07:52laughs
Luma
00:07:53Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:07:53I don’t know.
Luma
00:07:55We all multiclass bard and just keep hitting you with bardic inspiration.
Rhysaene
00:07:58We just, yeah.
Temerity
00:07:59-00:08:01- Yeah.
Hazel
00:08:01Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:08:03You’ll never run out.
Rhysaene
00:08:04You’re going to…00:08:05We don’t even do it for synergy purposes.00:08:07We just do it for inspiration.
Dungeon Master
00:08:10um,
Temerity
00:08:10Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
00:08:11I’m back.00:08:12Um,00:08:15risks.00:08:16you notice that the air in here00:08:19is not as00:08:20still as you might expect from a sealed bowl.00:08:23there’s flow to the air.00:08:26Not a lot, but you can definitely tell the air is moving.00:08:30Um,00:08:31Iva.00:08:32you can actually hear00:08:34A very faint, like, whistling00:08:37coming from these vents in the ground.00:08:44Um, that kind of line the floors on either side of the chamber.
Iva
00:08:44- Thank you.00:08:49I have a curious curiously asked Luma to follow her to event.00:08:57so we can see.
Luma
00:08:58Almost like,00:08:59noses in a book while she’s…00:09:02taking notes and stuff, looking all around.
Rhysaene
00:09:02Oh.
Iva
00:09:04I have a point that it goes, there’s wind.
Rhysaene
00:09:08Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:09:09Yeah, that’s a vent, Iva.
Rhysaene
00:09:10That’s what I thought.
Luma
00:09:13Mama marks down the location of the vent on the…
Iva
00:09:13Yeah, but it’s come…
Rhysaene
00:09:17Thank you.
Iva
00:09:17but it’s coming into here.
Luma
00:09:19Well,00:09:22Yeah, because we00:09:23Open to the vault.
Iva
00:09:25It’s notable because the DM said so.
Luma
00:09:28Yeah.
Temerity
00:09:28Eeeh!
Iva
00:09:30So,
Luma
00:09:30Well, this is a good thing because that means that there might actually be ventilation.
Iva
00:09:34Is it hot air?
Dungeon Master
00:09:35Yes, it is hot air.
Iva
00:09:40Iva says, “Is it supposed to be hot?”
Luma
00:09:43Oh,00:09:44Probably comes from lower.00:09:47I don’t know.00:09:49I’ve never worked here.
Iva
00:09:55I guess that’s fair.00:09:57But you’re the knower of this stuff.
Luma
00:10:02Well, I appreciate that, I suppose.
Temerity
00:10:05Ha ha ha.
Luma
00:10:06Let’s keep it under advisement and maybe we can find the other side of the vent.
Hazel
00:10:06and
Iva
00:10:12I’m a nods.
Hazel
00:10:14- I remember Florida.00:10:15Right.00:10:16That’s not an in-character question.00:10:18The Hazel is a notion of a book.
Dungeon Master
00:10:20What was the out of character question?
Hazel
00:10:23I said, we got the Everforge underneath us, right?
Dungeon Master
00:10:26The Everfire, yeah.
Hazel
00:10:28Faber fires.
Luma
00:10:30Everfire typically goes through the big tube…00:10:33tubes though, right? Not like open air vents.
Hazel
00:10:36Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:10:37DE.
Hazel
00:10:37True, but if there’s like a thermal…00:10:40Like if there’s like,00:10:41If there’s thermal energy like underneath,
Dungeon Master
00:10:46Yeah, so…00:10:48in,00:10:49in00:10:50In my tradition of doing very confusing world building,00:10:54the Everfire is indeed what they call
Luma
00:10:54Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:10:57the lava flowing through the pipes.00:10:59That’s Everfire.00:11:00It’s Everfire engineering.00:11:02It powers all that Everfire infrastructure.00:11:05The Everfire is also the name of the subterranean volcanic rift itself.
Luma
00:11:12Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:11:13So both things are true.
Luma
00:11:15Luma will start looking around on this kind of corner of the…00:11:20room while marking details.
Dungeon Master
00:11:24Yeah.00:11:25Um,00:11:26Over there.00:11:27that’s where the rocks have kind of like broken through the floor and they are hot.00:11:33vaguely glowing and they seem to have like00:11:36broken through a lot of smithing infrastructure.00:11:39Yeah.00:11:40um,00:11:40You notice running from these forges are heavy pipes with control valves.00:11:48um,00:11:50The pipes currently do not seem to be carrying excess heat.00:11:56and they seem in places to be damaged.00:11:59They also do not look like the pipes that run Everfire.00:12:04through the maintenance tunnels.00:12:06There’s none of the glass…00:12:09segments that make them into like…00:12:12doing double duty as lighting.00:12:14Um,00:12:15the, uh, the, like, craftsmanship is different from what you saw in the maintenance tunnels.00:12:22Um.00:12:25But they, in like,00:12:27in the most basic sense are similar, similar like,00:12:31dimensions00:12:32similar00:12:35level of, um,00:12:38bike.00:12:39fortification to the pipes that carry Everfire.00:12:42But other than that,
Hazel
00:12:48Do we know of00:12:50Argentums.00:12:52history.00:12:54like before the starfall or is that kind of not
Dungeon Master
00:12:58It is…00:13:00There’s some…
Hazel
00:13:01Can I roll this?
Dungeon Master
00:13:02Yes, yes, yes. You may roll history. Absolutely.
Hazel
00:13:07That’s actually a much better question.00:13:09Can I roll history to see if I know anything?
Iva
00:13:10- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:13:10Absolutely.00:13:12Yes.
Temerity
00:13:13laughter
Hazel
00:13:1317.
Dungeon Master
00:13:13Now we’re a trip in.00:13:16Um,00:13:20Yeah.00:13:21You know a little, but only in like the vaguest sense.00:13:25you know,00:13:27Ditch.00:13:28Argentum00:13:30Was…00:13:32you know that Argentum was not built on like a foundation of nothing.00:13:37Um,00:13:38you know that there was a city here00:13:41Um,00:13:42When Bahamut brought the various surviving refugees of the Starfall impact and the resulting sorrow, he brought them to a city that already existed.00:13:55Um,00:13:57I think with a 17 would know that the city was…00:14:00Dwarven?00:14:01or at least00:14:03originally dwarven or…00:14:05mostly Dwarven. There are obvious signs of that in the architecture on the surface.00:14:12especially towards the heart of the city.00:14:14And there are signs of that down here now more than anywhere else.00:14:20You would also…
Hazel
00:14:20Makes sense.
Dungeon Master
00:14:21know that…00:14:24The city grew out of this original city.00:14:27Everything in the Hearth Wall district is newer than,00:14:30is post Starfall, you know that.00:14:32And the last thing I feel like you know about this with your 1700:14:37Um,00:14:38is just kind of a00:14:40kind of an intuitive thing, it’s an assumption.
Iva
00:14:42Thanks.
Dungeon Master
00:14:44Um,00:14:46The city was probably not called Argentum initially.00:14:49It was probably renamed after the Silver Flame.
Hazel
00:14:50Yep.00:14:55Hecate was a00:14:56Beautiful history teacher.
Dungeon Master
00:14:58- Yeah.
Temerity
00:14:58He he he he he.
Iva
00:14:59Thank you.
Hazel
00:14:59Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:14:59Hecate might know a lot about history.
Hazel
00:15:03- Uh-huh.00:15:04I would imagine that’s why Hazel would do this, like, in an in-world, like,
Dungeon Master
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:15:10collection.
Dungeon Master
00:15:11Luma, give me a perception check.
Luma
00:15:14Oh,
Hazel
00:15:15But, um,00:15:16Makes sense why the pipes are like this.00:15:19If the pipes that we use in Argentum,
Luma
00:15:2115.
Hazel
00:15:23uh our glass no it’s okay our glass for lighting it would like to double as
Luma
00:15:24Sorry.
Iva
00:15:27Yeah.
Hazel
00:15:28lighting it would make sense that the dwarves with their 120 foot
Iva
00:15:29Fuck.
Luma
00:15:3116.
Hazel
00:15:32characterization would be good.
Dungeon Master
00:15:36um,
Luma
00:15:37Yeah, are there any light sources at all?
Dungeon Master
00:15:40Well,
Luma
00:15:40Unlit ones.
Dungeon Master
00:15:42There are…00:15:45There are like00:15:47They’re probably torches, but like decayed.00:15:50Wood does not…00:15:53what does not seemingly last,00:15:56You haven’t seen any specifically,00:15:58but if you’re looking for them around walls or pillars,00:16:00you probably find some and you’ll,00:16:03like sconces, but I got to do one thing at a time. You’re,00:16:07Perception check was a 15.00:16:09Iva, give me a perception check also.
Luma
00:16:1216, sorry.
Dungeon Master
00:16:12Wait!00:16:13No, I have a, you don’t, eh, you can give me one at disadvantage, because you can’t really see it.
Rhysaene
00:16:18Thank you.
Luma
00:16:21Luma does have her lantern going.
Dungeon Master
00:16:21and00:16:22Yeah.
Luma
00:16:23on the house.
Iva
00:16:24Five.
Luma
00:16:25Bye.
Dungeon Master
00:16:26um,00:16:27Luma.00:16:29Speaking of light, there is a dull…00:16:32orangish reddish glow coming up from up here.00:16:36And with your dark vision,00:16:40you can tell that it is not just the glowing rocks,00:16:44there’s also like a pool of,00:16:46Um,00:16:47of still, like…00:16:49vaguely00:16:51bubbling00:16:52Everfire or just lava.00:16:55um,00:16:56which is not what your perception check was for.00:16:59That was for you to notice that there is something moving within it.
Temerity
00:17:05I don’t know.
Luma
00:17:05Hey, careful.00:17:07The lava is bubbling.
Temerity
00:17:11Hmm.
Rhysaene
00:17:11Huh.
Temerity
00:17:13Maybe it’s going to…00:17:15RIP.00:17:16Grip their hammer a bit.
Iva
00:17:19What’s lava?
Luma
00:17:19Take them out, Peter.00:17:21I think the Everfire.
Hazel
00:17:23or .
Iva
00:17:26Thank you.
Hazel
00:17:26We’re still underground, it’s magma.
Luma
00:17:26That’s tough.
Iva
00:17:28Yeah, it’s Magma.00:17:29Yeah.
Hazel
00:17:30No.
Iva
00:17:33but00:17:36Iva wouldn’t know that.
Luma
00:17:38I push over into the puddle.
Hazel
00:17:40Thank you.
Temerity
00:17:40Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:17:40Um,
Iva
00:17:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Rhysaene
00:17:42I love that.
Iva
00:17:43Yeah.
Luma
00:17:44I’m just going to try and figure out what’s in the soup.
Temerity
00:17:49and the super…
Iva
00:17:49I’m just sticking next to Luma because she’s my light source.
Hazel
00:17:50Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:17:52Um…
Rhysaene
00:17:53You won’t.00:17:53You want me to poke at it from a distance, Luma?
Luma
00:17:56Uh…00:17:59Maybe not violently.
Rhysaene
00:18:01Oh, no.
Dungeon Master
00:18:04um,
Rhysaene
00:18:04Um,00:18:07I will…
Dungeon Master
00:18:07Sorry.
Rhysaene
00:18:08Oh, no, no, no. Sorry. You go ahead, darling.
Dungeon Master
00:18:10No, no, no, go ahead.
Rhysaene
00:18:12Oh,00:18:13I was gonna send a mage hand over there.
Luma
00:18:16Ooh.
Rhysaene
00:18:18Center for a00:18:20pretty.00:18:21a pretty sparkly mage hand and send it over to the00:18:26Can you point it out to me, Luma?
Temerity
00:18:28Here, hold on.
Luma
00:18:28Yeah, right there.
Temerity
00:18:30I’m going to
Rhysaene
00:18:30Oh, oh.
Dungeon Master
00:18:30Now that,00:18:31Now that Luma’s pointed out to you, it’s pretty clear to any of you that there’s like a pool of lava kind of…00:18:38It seems to have leeched out of one of these vents.00:18:42or to be slowly leeching out of one of the vents.00:18:46um,00:18:47I say vents.00:18:48drains is probably a better word.00:18:52Um,
Luma
00:18:53- I saw good.
Dungeon Master
00:18:55And you can see that the ground is kind of cracked around it.00:18:58and there are parts of the stone tiling sunken into it.00:19:02and like moving around the puddle,00:19:07Something is moving under the surface.
Hazel
00:19:10butthole.
Dungeon Master
00:19:12So what were you all doing?
Luma
00:19:14Rhys is trying to poke the something with a mage hand.
Temerity
00:19:15them.
Rhysaene
00:19:16Yeah, I’m just setting a major number of people.00:19:20poking part at whatever the fuck is there.00:19:23Like.00:19:24gentle like poking and prodding.
Dungeon Master
00:19:27Um,
Luma
00:19:28I pet the monster.
Dungeon Master
00:19:28You.00:19:30You give a gentle, like, prod into the lava,00:19:33and there’s a sudden, like, resistance against your mage hand00:19:36as something bursts out of the lava, sending, um…00:19:40Not very far, not enough to hit any of you,00:19:42but sending a spray of molten rock kind of in the area as a…00:19:48serpentine creature bursts out of the lava and lets out a hissing noise.
Temerity
00:19:53Oh, shit.00:19:55Oh shit.
Iva
00:19:57Rhys, why’d you summon a fire snake?
Temerity
00:20:00laughs
Rhysaene
00:20:01my fucking toolkit.
Iva
00:20:01Oh, and it’s called00:20:04It’s called Fire Snake.00:20:06That’s so funny.
Luma
00:20:07really god I paid all of you money to protect me that thing’s terrifying I
Temerity
00:20:11laughter
Rhysaene
00:20:13- Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:20:13The terrifying thing hisses at the, like, lot of you, and as it does, a second one kind of bubbles up out of the lava behind it and kind of hoists…00:20:22the majority of its mass onto the tile and kind of00:20:26coils up there.
Hazel
00:20:28kind of cute.
Luma
00:20:29Hello
Iva
00:20:31-
Luma
00:20:32Luma…00:20:33We’ll say that in Dwarvish.
Dungeon Master
00:20:36the…00:20:37um,
Iva
00:20:38Hello.
Dungeon Master
00:20:38Does it seem to be any indication that they understand what you’re saying?00:20:43But it does…00:20:44tilt its head and kind of do like that snaky kind of back and forth movement as it coils itself up.00:20:52Um,00:20:52menacingly.
Luma
00:20:54I wish you up.00:20:56Maybe back up.
Hazel
00:20:57you.
Temerity
00:20:58Yeah.
Hazel
00:20:58They don’t seem to00:21:00Be aggressive off the moon.00:21:02if we simply00:21:05that.00:21:06up.00:21:07There’s a positive win.00:21:08Thank you.00:21:08Just leave us alone.
Dungeon Master
00:21:12So is everyone backing up?
Luma
00:21:14Yeah.
Iva
00:21:16I’m following Luma because Luma is my light source.
Temerity
00:21:16Yeah.
Hazel
00:21:16back.
Dungeon Master
00:21:19Um,00:21:21As you back up, the closer of the two00:21:24um,00:21:25still seems tensed.00:21:27It does not appear like it’s getting ready to jump,00:21:29but it is watching you all closely.00:21:31The one that’s further back kind of00:21:33lets its attention fall off of you00:21:36and starts like gnawing on00:21:40like00:21:41melted stone in the nearby area.
Temerity
00:21:46Ooh.
Hazel
00:21:46you
Temerity
00:21:47Hmm.
Luma
00:21:48rocks to feed them.
Dungeon Master
00:21:50- Yeah.
Hazel
00:21:50it
Temerity
00:21:50laughs00:21:52Um,
Hazel
00:21:53They may pose this.
Iva
00:21:54I mean, thinks back to the rubble.
Hazel
00:21:55Sure.
Iva
00:22:00Since we walked past a bunch of rubble, we can feed him rubble.
Dungeon Master
00:22:03This whole place is full of rubble, not just where you entered.
Luma
00:22:06- True.
Iva
00:22:08No, no, like I’m at the falling pillar.
Luma
00:22:08Maybe we just--00:22:10Maybe we just give him a wide berth.
Dungeon Master
00:22:11Uh-huh.
Luma
00:22:12I’ll mark this on the map as really dangerous.
Hazel
00:22:16it may pose a structural
Luma
00:22:16She’ll start.
Hazel
00:22:19stability issue, right?
Dungeon Master
00:22:24Um,
Temerity
00:22:24Aha.00:22:25Probably if
Dungeon Master
00:22:28They do00:22:30They do seem to be incredibly wary of you.00:22:34They do not seem to relax, but also they don’t seem to pursue as you kind of give them a wider berth.00:22:41Um,
Luma
00:22:43Yeah, let’s go over here.
Dungeon Master
00:22:44As you…00:22:46This, as you come over here, you see that one of the…00:22:51One of the drains or vents is actively on fire.
Temerity
00:22:56Ha ha ha.
Luma
00:22:56Uh-oh.
Temerity
00:23:01All right.
Dungeon Master
00:23:01um,00:23:02There seems to be fire burning below it and flames licking up through it.
Luma
00:23:07check out the stuff that’s over here.
Dungeon Master
00:23:09Over there you find rope, crates, barrels,00:23:14It seems to be like essentially a pile of storage.00:23:18The wood is rotted or scorched or both.00:23:23Um,00:23:25There’s a couple like crates full of iron ingots.00:23:29Those are scorched but not…00:23:33destroyed their iron ingots, so.00:23:37But the wooden stuff is like rotted and or burned beyond use.00:23:44um,
Luma
00:23:46I see what00:23:48is the fuel that is burning.00:23:52on the vent.
Dungeon Master
00:23:54You cannot see whatever is00:23:56actively burning because it is below the, like below the vent.00:24:02You’d have to get over the vent and peer down in a grate, which would be very difficult with the fire there.00:24:09However, you can give me a perception check.
Luma
00:24:09Yeah.00:24:12Okay.00:24:14Probably don’t want to put that fire out even if we do identify it because it’s probably burning off whatever toxic nonsense is coming over that vent.
Dungeon Master
00:24:21Oh, you could give nature instead if you wanted.
Luma
00:24:24Oh, uh…00:24:27Oh.
Hazel
00:24:27nature.
Luma
00:24:28Oh, that’s my dice!00:24:29No!
Dungeon Master
00:24:31not the dice.
Temerity
00:24:31Oh, yeah.
Iva
00:24:33No, it’s a real shame we don’t have anyone who really likes…
Hazel
00:24:34Am I able to do nature as well?
Iva
00:24:36laughter
Dungeon Master
00:24:36Yeah, sure.
Luma
00:24:38What is my nature bonus?
Dungeon Master
00:24:38If you…00:24:39If you would like to go over there and kind of give it the same discerning00:24:44that Luma is.
Luma
00:24:44I rolled a 16 total.
Dungeon Master
00:24:47Okay.
Hazel
00:24:47And I should have just given you the help action.00:24:49I rolled a 10 total.
Luma
00:24:51Aw.
Dungeon Master
00:24:51Um,
Temerity
00:24:52Ha ha ha.
Hazel
00:24:53- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:24:54Yeah, Hazel, not really sure, but Luma, confirming kind of…00:24:59uh,00:25:00confirming the assessment,00:25:02you can kind of faintly smell some form of natural gas00:25:06just like hints of it, it does seem that the fire is burning off some kind of00:25:12Not necessarily toxic, but probably not good to…00:25:16Breathe.
Luma
00:25:17It’s definitely not breathable oxygen, so…
Dungeon Master
00:25:17Um.00:25:19Yeah.
Luma
00:25:20Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:25:21And that fire is just, there seems to be a pretty abundant source of it that’s just caught fire and is continuing to burn.
Luma
00:25:29Okay, I know this might sound really counterintuitive, but nobody tried to put that fire out.
Temerity
00:25:34Understood.
Luma
00:25:34A virtual market.00:25:38We don’t want to fill this hall with00:25:41something that isn’t00:25:42breathable air.
Hazel
00:25:46Yes, boss.00:25:48Hazel looks over to the fire snakes and waves.
Luma
00:25:49All right.
Dungeon Master
00:25:52Um,00:25:55Please will give me00:25:58uh,00:25:59Arcana or nature. Like, I don’t know what you’re going to pick.
Hazel
00:26:03Yeah, both have the same modifier.
Dungeon Master
00:26:07but you’re not proficient in nature.
Hazel
00:26:08So,00:26:10I’m proficient in both Arcana and nature.
Dungeon Master
00:26:11Oh, all right then.
Luma
00:26:14Ha ha ha.
Hazel
00:26:18Um, while I rolled the Nat one on Arcana for a four total.
Rhysaene
00:26:23What the fuck?
Temerity
00:26:23- Oh.
Luma
00:26:23Can I help her?
Dungeon Master
00:26:23out.00:26:26Yeah, yeah.
Luma
00:26:30Luma also waves at the fair snake.
Hazel
00:26:32I rolled a 20 total on Arcana.
Luma
00:26:33Yeah.00:26:35- Bye.
Hazel
00:26:35Thank you!
Rhysaene
00:26:35Yay!
Temerity
00:26:36laughter
Dungeon Master
00:26:36Um,
Iva
00:26:37Thank you.
Hazel
00:26:38Bye.
Luma
00:26:38- Yeah!
Rhysaene
00:26:39You literally just need advantage, and then it solves every problem.
Dungeon Master
00:26:39- Yeah.
Luma
00:26:40Yeah.00:26:43You just need a friendly face.00:26:45That’s fine.
Dungeon Master
00:26:46As Luma also waves at these creatures, and they kind of look at both of you,00:26:52and their attention focuses on you and then Luma, and then kind of back…00:26:57Um,00:26:59For whatever reason, it’s enough to kind of like…00:27:03jog your…00:27:05your memory of your studies.00:27:07um,00:27:08in the various aspects of nature and what in our world,00:27:13the real world, we might call unnatural,00:27:15but in what is very natural to a world built00:27:18on a foundation of magic.00:27:21you know there are various elemental spirits.00:27:25Um,00:27:27somewhere,00:27:28in intelligence between that of a beast and that of a person.00:27:32um,00:27:33And these things are kind of currently living in lava and gnawing on rock.00:27:39It occurs to you that they are likely not…00:27:43creatures of this world of flesh and blood, but are some form of, like,00:27:49elemental spirit.
Hazel
00:27:51Yeah.00:27:52who are closer in line to knowledge of peace than that of people, you would say, maybe?
Dungeon Master
00:27:58These are probably closer to beast.
Luma
00:27:58Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:28:00And I should be clear, when I say elemental spirit,00:28:03I don’t mean in the sense that they are incorporeal ghost type creatures.00:28:08They are still very much living things.
Hazel
00:28:08yet.
Dungeon Master
00:28:11They are just different from like a chicken or a horse.
Hazel
00:28:17now here’s the…
Temerity
00:28:20-
Hazel
00:28:21Now here’s the kicker.
Rhysaene
00:28:23Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:28:25If they’re closer in line to that of a beast, would I be able to animal handling an elemental…
Temerity
00:28:30laughs
Hazel
00:28:32just to like,
Iva
00:28:32Thank you.
Hazel
00:28:33Try to calm it down.
Iva
00:28:34I
Hazel
00:28:35As you would like a territorial animal.
Dungeon Master
00:28:39I would let you use animal handling in that way.
Hazel
00:28:39Would be the way that.00:28:45Hazel wants to just like,00:28:47alter00:28:49her body language as she’s like,00:28:52visible to these creatures to let them know that like00:28:56that they are00:28:59that they’re clearly not like
Dungeon Master
00:29:01Yeah.
Hazel
00:29:01a threat.
Temerity
00:29:02our priority.
Hazel
00:29:06Well,00:29:08Thank you.00:29:12A seven total, a natural one.
Temerity
00:29:16Oh my god.
Hazel
00:29:17Couldn’t miss Dice Alley.
Luma
00:29:19Right, it’s…
Temerity
00:29:19How do you…
Hazel
00:29:21Oh, guidance. I brought a D4 out just for this.
Luma
00:29:25It’s good, it’s good.
Hazel
00:29:26Oh, a four!00:29:27So that was…
Luma
00:29:27AHHHHH!
Temerity
00:29:29Yeah.
Hazel
00:29:3011.
Temerity
00:29:32-
Dungeon Master
00:29:32Um,00:29:33Alright, an 11. An 11 saves you from provoking them to violence on accident, I think.00:29:39Um,00:29:40I will say,00:29:41But.00:29:42For future roles, I would prefer…00:29:44I’m not going to be super strict about, like…00:29:48Casting guidance before someone does the action, but I would prefer the guidance get called before the roll result comes out.
Luma
00:29:55I did.00:29:56I said a guidance story before she rolled.
Dungeon Master
00:29:57Ah, okay, okay, okay. I did not hear that. But with
Luma
00:30:00Oh, my bad.
Dungeon Master
00:30:01with an 11,00:30:03Well, it might be my bad, my ability to pay attention to multiple things is really awful.
Hazel
00:30:07No, this microphone is also sometimes hard to pick up.
Luma
00:30:07And who cares?
Hazel
00:30:10I didn’t actually hear.
Dungeon Master
00:30:10Thanks.
Luma
00:30:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:30:11In either case, with guidance,
Luma
00:30:11Bye-bye.
Dungeon Master
00:30:14Um,00:30:17with guidance, you, you aren’t able to really convey anything to these creatures that they00:30:22understand. Uh, it seems that the way they’re, they’re,00:30:27their minds work is fairly alien to someone whose expertise is in things that live in the forest mainly.00:30:34um,00:30:35Luckily, however,00:30:38the intervention of Luma prevents you from accidentally provoking them into a00:30:43a rage.
Luma
00:30:44Luma doodle the smiley face on Hazel’s cheek.
Dungeon Master
00:30:49Um,
Hazel
00:30:49- Good.
Temerity
00:30:49Um,
Hazel
00:30:53uh,00:30:54Hazel is now doing her best impression of a fire elemental as her face is flushed.00:31:00as she
Temerity
00:31:00laughs
Dungeon Master
00:31:00-
Hazel
00:31:02is,00:31:02falls flat on her face doing something00:31:04that she thought she would be good at.
Dungeon Master
00:31:06Um,
Temerity
00:31:06Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Hazel
00:31:07Like, oh, man.
Dungeon Master
00:31:09Oh.00:31:10The northwestern section of the room is full of more smithing equipment, anvils and forges and the like.00:31:20um,00:31:21all scattered,00:31:23mostly destroyed…00:31:25by fire or in the case of like the wood and stuff,00:31:28just like,00:31:30decay of time
Luma
00:31:34a big like container of of like coal
Dungeon Master
00:31:38Yes.
Luma
00:31:40A big.
Dungeon Master
00:31:42Um, say it’s four, like, little, um…00:31:48like, barrels. So it’s a 5x5 square with four barrels, so…00:31:53I don’t know.
Luma
00:31:54OK.
Dungeon Master
00:31:57There’s a fair amount of coal in there.
Luma
00:31:57Well, I’m…00:31:59Limo’s going to pull out her little pen00:32:01and she’s going to start doodling on the ground.00:32:03She’s going to draw a little hand cart.00:32:06uh,00:32:07and put a barrel of coal on it.
Temerity
00:32:11Yeah.
Luma
00:32:11and then wheel it over.00:32:15Oh, it’s a lot of…
Dungeon Master
00:32:15Ah!
Luma
00:32:16Thanks.
Iva
00:32:16Thank you.
Luma
00:32:18Wait, where’d they go?
Dungeon Master
00:32:19They’re still there here.
Luma
00:32:19Uh, it’s,00:32:20Oh, fuck. Okay, wait. Around this way.00:32:24And then Luma’s gonna give the hand card a little push to send it towards them.
Dungeon Master
00:32:30Uh, it,
Luma
00:32:31uh,
Dungeon Master
00:32:33It rolls up.00:32:35gets to around here, both turn at the motion and let out hisses. Flames kind of lick off00:32:42their bodies scorching the ground around them.00:32:44Um,00:32:45But when the cart stops rolling and you don’t continue to advance…00:32:50they kind of pause, they kind of00:32:53almost look like they’re sniffing the air.00:32:55And then this one kind of,00:32:57moves up to the handcart00:33:00kind of00:33:00kind of pokes at it with its like,00:33:04What’d you call that, a snout?00:33:05It’s not really a snout.00:33:06a maw
Hazel
00:33:07It’s a snoot.
Luma
00:33:08like a,
Dungeon Master
00:33:08with its snoot
Luma
00:33:09Beaks.00:33:09Snoot.
Dungeon Master
00:33:10with its beak-like snoot, um,
Temerity
00:33:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:33:13Gives it a tap…00:33:14Um,00:33:16Even before,00:33:18Before touching it, you can see that the coals already seem to be, like, starting to, like, heat up.00:33:24just in its presence, and it, like, shoves its head in and, like…00:33:30tosses a couple coals to the side and as it does you can see it gobble like three or four in a bite.00:33:36Um,
Luma
00:33:36Ha!
Hazel
00:33:37Hazel’s eyes clenching in childlike wonder at this sight.
Temerity
00:33:37Hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:33:37And it’s a problem.00:33:40um,00:33:42As it
Luma
00:33:42I like Cole.
Dungeon Master
00:33:44As it does, the other one kind of slithers over,00:33:46and they both start, like, eating out of the…00:33:49the cart of coal.00:33:51What is the cart made out of?
Luma
00:33:54Uh,00:33:54Uh.00:33:56It would just be like a simple metal handcart.
Dungeon Master
00:33:59Okay, it’s a metal.
Luma
00:34:00Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:34:00The cart does not then burst into flames.
Luma
00:34:01Yeah, no, she…00:34:03No, no, no, no. She does make a little slashing motion with her pen, and it kind of de-summons the cart so that the barrel just falls straight down.
Temerity
00:34:04I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
00:34:12They don’t seem to care terribly much. At this point, they’re just happily eating out of the barrel.
Hazel
00:34:16- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:34:17Which does?
Hazel
00:34:18pretty little smooth.
Dungeon Master
00:34:18catch flame and that also does not upset them at all.
Hazel
00:34:20Hee hee hee.
Luma
00:34:23Okay.
Hazel
00:34:24Of course, cool.
Iva
00:34:24The best best best encounter feed the snake encounter.
Rhysaene
00:34:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:34:28laughs
Luma
00:34:28I was going to put a few, like…
Hazel
00:34:28I didn’t quite think of that.
Luma
00:34:30like handfuls of coal in her pocket.00:34:33And then
Dungeon Master
00:34:33I don’t know.
Temerity
00:34:33- Yeah.
Luma
00:34:33Head out.00:34:35Just the case.
Temerity
00:34:36They’re gonna track you by the sun.
Luma
00:34:36They like cult.
Temerity
00:34:37We’re gonna get more of this coal.
Rhysaene
00:34:43Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:34:43Sage, you’re a spirit. Would you like some coal?
Iva
00:34:46-00:34:48Thank you.
Luma
00:34:49A little more offers coldest age.
Hazel
00:34:51laughs00:34:53I did.
Dungeon Master
00:34:53Was sage an elemental spirit?
Hazel
00:34:56Nah, Faye.
Dungeon Master
00:34:58I feel like Faye would not enjoy eating cold, I definitely.
Hazel
00:35:00I don’t know.
Luma
00:35:01I don’t think they would enjoy eating coal.
Hazel
00:35:01Oh.
Iva
00:35:01a dog.
Luma
00:35:05Okay.00:35:06Luma’s gonna sit here at the entrance for a little bit, mark all of the details that we found, especially the lake.00:35:14The pipe network on the…00:35:16Eastern wall with the locations of the valves.00:35:19all of the, um,00:35:21the vents,00:35:22uh,00:35:23the pool of Everfire with snakes in it.00:35:28and the burning hazard.
Dungeon Master
00:35:29Um,00:35:31If you would like, you don’t have to,00:35:34and you certainly don’t have to do it while we’re playing,00:35:37but like an itemized list of the things you note00:35:40and especially things you don’t choose to note00:35:42would be very helpful.
Luma
00:35:44Okay. I’m going to00:35:47Mostly because my fucking attention span is not good enough to be able to do that.00:35:50I’m going to assume that Luma notes everything, and I will give you a list of things that she definitely doesn’t note.
Dungeon Master
00:35:50That’s fair.00:35:56Okay, that’s fine by me.00:36:02Luma sits at the entrance, sorry.
Luma
00:36:02Yeah, because I’ve…
Dungeon Master
00:36:04What are you saying?
Luma
00:36:04Oh, go ahead.00:36:05You’re fine.
Dungeon Master
00:36:05Luma sits at the entrance for five, 10 minutes.00:36:10however long it takes to collect all the notes, to note all the various features of the room.
Luma
00:36:10Thanks.
Dungeon Master
00:36:17I have a pushing head. I actually can’t tell what you can see. Bruce, could you give me a screenshot?
Iva
00:36:21Uh,00:36:23I was like, not a lot, Kat.
Luma
00:36:24Thank you.00:36:27Yeah.
Iva
00:36:27I cannot see a lot.
Luma
00:36:30I need to be right back for like 30 seconds, sorry.
Dungeon Master
00:36:33Yeah.
Iva
00:36:34I’m just going to post it.00:36:38Because I don’t see anything.00:36:40Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:36:40Oh, yeah, no.
Iva
00:36:42laughter
Temerity
00:36:42I was going to say,
Dungeon Master
00:36:43You see a hallway.
Temerity
00:36:44Yeah.
Iva
00:36:44Yeah, no, Kat, it’s 30 feet away from Luma is what I can see.
Rhysaene
00:36:45Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:36:49Yeah.
Temerity
00:36:49I was going to…
Iva
00:36:51Actually, it’s 40 feet away from Luma, I can see, but you know…
Temerity
00:36:51uh
Dungeon Master
00:36:55Uh-huh.
Temerity
00:36:57Would you like me to be adding you with these screenshot updates, Aev?
Rhysaene
00:37:03Yeah.
Temerity
00:37:04Okay, I’ll add you.00:37:06I’ll make sure to add you. There we go.
Rhysaene
00:37:07Yay.00:37:08Yeah, no, I’m…00:37:09I…00:37:11No, I am paying attention to Keisha.00:37:12I’m just like…00:37:14I,00:37:15I’m letting everyone else do their thing because everyone is like solving the encounters in very creative ways.
Temerity
00:37:22Oh, yeah.
Hazel
00:37:24Drew, I’m just absorbed in in.00:37:27and how other people are going for it.
Temerity
00:37:30Hee hee hee, oh oh.
Iva
00:37:31I can’t see anything.
Rhysaene
00:37:31The metal call was such a good idea.
Hazel
00:37:31They don’t see.00:37:34Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:37:36Yeah.
Hazel
00:37:38Hazel seems very uncomfortable.
Dungeon Master
00:37:41I bet.
Temerity
00:37:41Thank you.
Iva
00:37:45And making uncomfortable face off.
Hazel
00:37:45just to end this in00:37:47Uh,00:37:48Stone.
Iva
00:37:51This is…00:37:52Stole!
Hazel
00:37:54This is rock…00:37:56- Underground.00:37:59uh,00:38:05is scary.
Temerity
00:38:08Hee hee hee.
Hazel
00:38:13As someone who has been…00:38:14in a00:38:16who has actually been in a mine00:38:19That shit00:38:20is terrible.00:38:22like
Temerity
00:38:22Oh, yeah.00:38:23is kind of spooky.
Hazel
00:38:24It,
Iva
00:38:24Thank you.00:38:25You should mind your business.
Hazel
00:38:27See you.
Dungeon Master
00:38:27should mind your business. Welcome back.
Luma
00:38:28I’m back.
Hazel
00:38:28And, uh,
Luma
00:38:28Sir.
Hazel
00:38:29You’re good.00:38:30hazel sensibilities specifically she would be very uncomfortable with the whole deal
Dungeon Master
00:38:35Yeah.
Temerity
00:38:35Uh-huh.
Hazel
00:38:39doesn’t do well in stone walls.
Luma
00:38:39- Yeah.
Hazel
00:38:43Hazel’s afraid because she doesn’t like being underground.
Luma
00:38:46Oh, yeah, a little bit of a break because it’s fucking dark and creepy.
Hazel
00:38:46hee hee hee00:38:49Oh, yeah, true.
Temerity
00:38:50Hee hee hee hee hee.
Iva
00:38:53I need a woman to move up.
Luma
00:38:53Also doesn’t like being underground, but…
Iva
00:38:55Thank you.
Luma
00:38:56It’s less about the underground part and more about the dark and creepy.
Hazel
00:38:56- Yeah.
Temerity
00:38:59Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:39:00Thank you.
Hazel
00:39:00Bears do well in caves, but she’s not going to do it.00:39:03She’s going to respect that.
Luma
00:39:03Yeah.
Iva
00:39:06Oh, man, you know, this game is very…
Luma
00:39:07Bear guard.
Iva
00:39:09That realization that this game is very different for me if the light goes out, because I’m now playing a horror game where you’re all playing D&D.
Hazel
00:39:09Let’s just.
Luma
00:39:16- Yeah.
Hazel
00:39:17Dude!
Dungeon Master
00:39:17- Yeah.
Temerity
00:39:17Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:39:18Lilah’s really glad that Hazel didn’t charge extra for her fucking, like…00:39:22bear mode.
Hazel
00:39:24laughs
Temerity
00:39:24I feel it.
Luma
00:39:25I’m not.
Hazel
00:39:25Yeah.00:39:26Nah, nah, she just sees that as hers.
Luma
00:39:27Yeah.
Hazel
00:39:29He gets it.
Luma
00:39:30Yeah.
Iva
00:39:31Alright, I will push to the edge of the vision.
Luma
00:39:34Oh, yeah, sorry. I’ll move forward as well.
Iva
00:39:37- Thank you.
Luma
00:39:37Joom!
Iva
00:39:39Wow, I can see everything again.
Dungeon Master
00:39:41Um,00:39:42This room is narrower than the previous one with shorter ceilings.
Luma
00:39:42- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:39:48The ceilings in the past room were 60 feet up, and these seemed to only go up 40 feet.00:39:54Still massive rooms.00:39:57They’re not buildings made like this for the most part on the surface.00:40:01Um,00:40:02This one does not seem to have the forging infrastructure of the other one.00:40:06There’s still, like, there’s a Fallen Pillars.00:40:08There’s a…00:40:11shattered, there’s like more glowing rock kind of popping up through the…00:40:17the ground00:40:18um,00:40:21And as you,00:40:21Enter the room, what you see is arrayed around the pillars, and also scattered across the floor are various…00:40:30Forged goods.00:40:31um,00:40:32in complete disrepair for the most part.00:40:36The thing right in front of Luma is like a rotted barrel00:40:40that seems to, it used to contain short swords.00:40:43There’s still short swords in it, but the blades are like…00:40:47rusted beyond reason, decroded, um, the decay of time, um, ravaging them as this is obviously a pre-Starfall construction, um,00:40:58Off to the…00:41:00the left or the right, I mean, against the pillar00:41:04and against some of the pillars ahead of you00:41:05are armor stands holding00:41:08What?00:41:09In their time, would have certainly been fine full plate armor, but now there’s holes rusted through the metal…00:41:17um,00:41:18Parts of them have fallen on the ground.00:41:20There’s, like…00:41:22um,00:41:23uh,00:41:24like, orangish metal dust scattered across the floor.00:41:30um,00:41:33But this appears to have been some sort of, like…00:41:37showroom for things like weapons and armor and tools.
Rhysaene
00:41:42Woo.
Luma
00:41:43try to identify the00:41:45make of this?00:41:47the stuff.
Dungeon Master
00:41:48Yeah.00:41:49What is it?00:41:49You’re like, who made it or…
Luma
00:41:52She’s looking for00:41:53Um,00:41:55A maker’s mark would be00:41:56ideal, I think.00:41:57’cause you should be able to tell who made it.00:41:59Um,00:42:01but like,00:42:02I don’t know.00:42:04Um,00:42:06like cultural markers, identifying00:42:08like,00:42:09the, the,00:42:10the race that made it or anything like that?
Dungeon Master
00:42:12Yeah.00:42:13Give me…
Luma
00:42:13Any defining feature, truly. She’s just looking at it.
Dungeon Master
00:42:15Give me an intelligence check if you were…00:42:18Proficient with…00:42:19Um,00:42:21We’ll make it a history check, and if you are proficient with SMIDs tools, you can do advantage.
Luma
00:42:28Also going to guidance myself.00:42:36that doesn’t come across.00:42:3816 plus 2, 18.00:42:42Uh…00:42:44History check?00:42:46Oh, 24.
Temerity
00:42:49- Ooh.
Dungeon Master
00:42:49So first off, despite
Luma
00:42:50I’ve almost fixed.
Dungeon Master
00:42:51despite the utter disrepair of these00:42:55these objects, the metal work, the styling is all00:43:00Characteristically Dwarven.00:43:06Uh,00:43:07with the roll as you’re kind of examining them.00:43:11There’s not maker’s marks, interestingly enough,00:43:14but there is an emblem you notice.00:43:16At first you dismiss it as like, oh,00:43:21That’s obvious. It’s not important.00:43:22It’s the mark of the vaultsmiths.00:43:26Um,00:43:28Except as far as you know, the Vaultsmiths are not, they don’t predate the Starfall.00:43:32They’re actually much more recent.00:43:34as an order.00:43:36and the emblem is different.00:43:38in two ways.00:43:40The vaultsmith emblem, the emblem that is on all the vaultsmith paraphernalia, also on the copper anvil coins, is an anvil and then floating above it a mote of fire in the same…00:43:54style00:43:55and make00:43:57um,00:43:59Not style and make, in the same style, specifically designed to be the same mote of fire that is the emblem of the faith of the Silver Flame.00:44:08The emblem on one of these suits of armors that has survived is different in two00:44:13key ways. First,00:44:14The flame is part of the anvil.00:44:16It’s coming directly off it instead of floating above it.00:44:19And second, it is not…00:44:22resembled the current emblem of the church.00:44:25Otherwise, very similar.
Luma
00:44:30I will…00:44:32Copy the emblem into her notes.00:44:36Her personal notes, not the turn-in notes.
Dungeon Master
00:44:39So this is specifically a thing that’s not making it into the turn end notes.
Luma
00:44:44Um…00:44:46We…00:44:51What was it that they wanted her to…00:44:54Let me look at the note.00:44:56uh,
Iva
00:45:00I would assume anything and everything.
Luma
00:45:02No, they gave her a very specific list of
Iva
00:45:03Thank you.
Luma
00:45:06of shit to look at.00:45:08Um,
Iva
00:45:08Mmm.
Luma
00:45:11This is the wrong…00:45:13Campaign.00:45:15I still have my…00:45:17My own stuff open OK.00:45:24Mm-hmm.00:45:24- Mm-hmm.00:45:25you know.00:45:26Scope of work.00:45:28And to the designated vault segments, you see the containment doors produce a complete floor plan of all accessible chambers, quarters, passages, and doesn’t know the location of consisting.00:45:36location and condition of any existing infrastructure,00:45:40pipework, drainage, ventilation shafts, structural supports,00:45:44Location of any unmarked passages, sealed doors, structural breaches, or cataractors.00:45:49We are not authorized to enter any passages, chambers or vault segments beyond the designated survey area, breach or tamper with any sealed doors, containment wards, or locking mechanisms. Remove any objects or materials from the survey area.00:46:01Uh,00:46:03If unmarked passage, the structural name is your encounter, so we should mark their locations here with no relevant details.00:46:08but should not enter or investigate further.00:46:10Yeah.00:46:11It has said nothing about detailing the actual objects that are in here, so she is not including it.00:46:16in the report.
Dungeon Master
00:46:18- Gotcha.
Luma
00:46:23Wait a minute.00:46:25Oh.
Temerity
00:46:25Um,00:46:26What?
Dungeon Master
00:46:28What’s up?
Temerity
00:46:29uh
Dungeon Master
00:46:29Yes.
Temerity
00:46:31What’s this at the end of the room?
Dungeon Master
00:46:33That is a, like,00:46:37Orangest-tinted Portcullis gateway.
Temerity
00:46:42Hey.
Iva
00:46:44It’s so trippy when you move around the pillars like that.
Luma
00:46:46-
Dungeon Master
00:46:49laughs
Temerity
00:46:49Hehehehehehe.
Luma
00:46:49And now.
Iva
00:46:51I’m getting flashbangs.
Dungeon Master
00:46:51- Good.00:46:53I figured out that Dungeon Draft can export the dynamic lighting map.
Temerity
00:46:53Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:46:58So we’re trying that out.
Luma
00:46:58That’s…00:47:00It’s so good.
Iva
00:47:01Yeah, it sure is.
Luma
00:47:01Uh…
Dungeon Master
00:47:02I00:47:02Well, all right, I need…
Luma
00:47:03This isn’t me being fucking funny.
Dungeon Master
00:47:05Oh, okay.
Luma
00:47:06This is Luma’s path.00:47:07She is wandering around.
Dungeon Master
00:47:08Alright, then, before you don’t get quite there, when you guys get up to, like, here…
Luma
00:47:12Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:47:14I need perception checks.00:47:18from anyone who’s kind of pushing up past this line of pillars.
Temerity
00:47:18And00:47:22Oh, okay.00:47:24I guess, Temerity will as well.
Iva
00:47:25call.00:47:27I rolled my one good one of the game.
Temerity
00:47:27Um,
Luma
00:47:30Damn it, 10.
Temerity
00:47:31here.
Iva
00:47:31And it was on vent.
Luma
00:47:33Ooh, defense.
Temerity
00:47:33Yeah, and then I’ll00:47:35Move.
Iva
00:47:36I was playing Among Us.
Temerity
00:47:38Rhys…00:47:39Uh…
Rhysaene
00:47:41Yeah.
Temerity
00:47:43here.00:47:45This would put you at above the line of pillars that Kat mentioned.00:47:49if that’s where you want to be to make the rule.
Rhysaene
00:47:50Yes.00:47:52Yes.
Temerity
00:47:53Okay.
Rhysaene
00:47:56I will roll my list.
Temerity
00:47:56Thank you.
Hazel
00:47:58Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:47:59it.
Luma
00:48:01I hope my rolling solution is not coming across on the microphone because I’m currently putting dice in a very small box and shaking the shit out of it.
Dungeon Master
00:48:05No, no.
Rhysaene
00:48:05No, no.
Temerity
00:48:10Eww.
Luma
00:48:12I don’t have desk space to roll right now.
Temerity
00:48:15Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
00:48:15Mm-hmm.00:48:18Um,00:48:23Peace, peace.
Dungeon Master
00:48:26Boy,00:48:27Okay.00:48:28You all kind of
Luma
00:48:28We suck.
Dungeon Master
00:48:29You all kind of push forward and you see ahead is an iron portcullis.00:48:33um,00:48:34Luckily for you guys,00:48:37You aren’t the only ones who are bad at rolling.00:48:40As you kind of
Iva
00:48:41Yeah, let’s go!
Dungeon Master
00:48:43As you kind of push forward, you hear00:48:46a sound coming from00:48:48the other side of these pillars that you’re approaching.00:48:55uh,00:48:56Apple sounds.00:48:58First, a kind of like…00:48:59rapid tapping on, uh, of something hard on stone tile, um,00:49:05Not like the clink of metal on stone, but still like a really rapid chittering.00:49:11of movement. And the second sound is more crunching.00:49:15Um,00:49:18uh,00:49:20And as you kind of
Luma
00:49:20to know.
Dungeon Master
00:49:22As you move up into this area…00:49:27you see coming around the corners, luckily not surprised00:49:30because these guys have garbage stealth rolls00:49:32’cause I rolled bad.00:49:34a series of00:49:38you see a group of three large00:49:42um,00:49:43Not large in the D&D sense, they are medium size.00:49:46Um,00:49:47But, um,00:49:48Sorry, one second.00:49:50um,00:49:53medium-sized, which is big for these because they are beetles. They are plated in like00:50:00in00:50:02titanous, uh,00:50:04Sorry, I’m trying to get an image for you.00:50:08in Catanus, um,00:50:11plating, big bulging eyes, long, almost feathered feelers coming off of their face.00:50:17um,00:50:19and they are kind of like working their way around the pillars.00:50:23Unlike the fire snakes,00:50:25They kind of wiggle their feelers at you, and their attention immediately snaps onto Iva,00:50:32um,00:50:34Hazel.
Luma
00:50:36Rustbusters!
Temerity
00:50:38I don’t know.
Luma
00:50:38Thank you.
Hazel
00:50:39Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Iva
00:50:43i don’t even see him yet
Dungeon Master
00:50:49Yeah, maybe. Who knows? No one knows what a Rust Monster looks like. Come on.
Temerity
00:50:54laughs
Rhysaene
00:50:55No, I wasn’t saying that in character, Rhys doesn’t know what the fuck this is.
Hazel
00:50:55Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Luma
00:51:00Yeah.00:51:01None of us do, but
Iva
00:51:01I also don’t know where they are.00:51:02I can’t see them on the map.
Luma
00:51:04They’re on the far side of the pillars.
Rhysaene
00:51:04I just had that description and I was like, oh, Barbara.
Dungeon Master
00:51:04Um,
Iva
00:51:08Oh no!
Rhysaene
00:51:09Oh, boy.
Hazel
00:51:10Yeah, they’re currently hiding in the pillars for a Zolishkin actually seeing.
Dungeon Master
00:51:15Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:51:15She knows they’re there, right?
Luma
00:51:16I can see the butt of one of them.
Temerity
00:51:18Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:51:19um,00:51:21I would like everyone to roll initiative and put your initiatives in the channel.
Iva
00:51:27Oh.00:51:28pretty good initiative, I think.
Temerity
00:51:29Oh!00:51:31What’s my initiative?
Luma
00:51:33Remember, everybody gets a D4 to their initiative.
Temerity
00:51:35Oh, fuck. Okay. Hold on. I’m going to edit it.
Hazel
00:51:37- Right, true.
Temerity
00:51:39Thank you.
Luma
00:51:40Mm-hmm.00:51:41Oh, natural 20.
Temerity
00:51:44Cool.
Iva
00:51:45Oh, right. Well,
Dungeon Master
00:51:465, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Iva
00:51:47You know, I’m feeling less good about my pretty good initiative all of a sudden.
Luma
00:51:51Let’s fucking go.
Temerity
00:51:52Thank you.
Iva
00:51:53Everyone’s just going to roll better than me anyway.
Dungeon Master
00:51:56Mmm.
Luma
00:51:57Luma’s so ready to run.
Temerity
00:51:59laughs
Iva
00:51:59Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:51:59How is this, Tony?
Luma
00:52:00So ready.
Rhysaene
00:52:00To her.
Hazel
00:52:02Oh, we put our initiatives in the chat.
Dungeon Master
00:52:05It was.
Iva
00:52:05Yeah, she asked for it in the chat this time, not just Abner, Abner.
Dungeon Master
00:52:07I…00:52:09I did, but I should have had you read them to me.00:52:11um,00:52:14One second.
Iva
00:52:18I’m sure someone would be willing to read them to you.
Rhysaene
00:52:22Let me grab another for my bag.
Dungeon Master
00:52:22Nope.
Luma
00:52:25Nope, I’m eating your sandwich.
Temerity
00:52:27Nope, too bad. I’m eating your sandwich.
Iva
00:52:27Nobody can understand.00:52:31Oh, he doesn’t get that joke.
Luma
00:52:34Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:52:41Me, the inside joke guy…00:52:43Thank you.
Temerity
00:52:43Hehehehe.
Iva
00:52:45-
Dungeon Master
00:53:16See how this goes.00:53:21There may or may not be a turn order in the dragon disco thing at the top.00:53:28it would be under a combat tab.00:53:30And if it says that,00:53:31that,00:53:32no combat data is there,00:53:34then I can’t fix that right now,00:53:36but I can tell people when their turns are.
Iva
00:53:38There’s no combat data available right now.
Temerity
00:53:38Okay.
Hazel
00:53:39Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:53:41Yeah.
Temerity
00:53:42Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:53:42For whatever reason, that never happened while I was testing it for the past three days.00:53:46But what do you know?00:53:48You know?
Temerity
00:53:49giggle
Dungeon Master
00:53:49Um,00:53:50Up first is Luma.00:53:52Luma, you know where these creatures are, even if you can’t see them on the map.00:53:55They’re behind the pillars.
Luma
00:53:56Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:53:59And they do seem very intent on getting to Iva and Hazel.00:54:05What kind of armors do Meridy wear, if any?
Temerity
00:54:08None.
Dungeon Master
00:54:09Okay.00:54:10then yeah, it’s Iva and Hazel mainly that they’re interested in.
Iva
00:54:13No, I have so much metal on me!
Hazel
00:54:18I’m about to have no medal.00:54:19me so good luck00:54:21Okay.
Luma
00:54:21Um,
Temerity
00:54:22- Yeah.
Iva
00:54:22Watch Ben Lawn V!
Rhysaene
00:54:23Yeah.
Luma
00:54:25And a very…00:54:26uncharacteristic00:54:28Act.00:54:29Luma books it forward.00:54:31rounds of the corner.00:54:32and then points to her right and says, there’s two over there.00:54:36And points to her left.00:54:37There’s one right there.00:54:38And then she’s going to hit the two on the right with a faerie fire.
Dungeon Master
00:54:43Okay?
Luma
00:54:44Um…00:54:47Yeah.00:54:48She’ll draw on a piece of paper, a map of the room really quick,00:54:52and hold it up to everybody.00:54:54And then it explodes in flames and will shoot over at the other two.00:54:58So dexterity saves from them.
Dungeon Master
00:55:00What’s your DC?
Luma
00:55:02Oh.00:55:0414.
Dungeon Master
00:55:17One succeeds and one fails.00:55:24Beetle one succeeds on the save avoiding the00:55:28the magic that would thus mark it, but Luma successfully manages to attach her inked crosshair to the further of the two beetles.00:55:40which is now glowing.
Luma
00:55:43- We’ll.
Dungeon Master
00:55:45but apparently I can’t add torchlight to
Luma
00:55:45Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:55:50to a regular token because the people who made this game hate me.00:55:55or who made the dynamic lighting thing hate me.00:55:58One second.00:56:10the irony that I have to do this even though I have the
Luma
00:56:20token being the light source.
Dungeon Master
00:56:23No, not with Smoke Inspector, I don’t think.
Luma
00:56:29Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:56:30What is it? It’s 10 feet of dim.00:56:35So I have a little00:56:37be able to see that one.00:56:38I put it on the wrong one.00:56:39Isn’t that funny?
Luma
00:56:41Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:56:41So it is funny.
Temerity
00:56:41Good.
Dungeon Master
00:56:42all of that to put it on the wrong one.
Luma
00:56:44I was curious what was going on with that.00:56:49Um…00:56:50Ahem.
Dungeon Master
00:56:57Um,00:56:58And even though you cannot see the combat list,00:57:00because I’m apparently way worse at making things00:57:03than I thought, if you click on the token,00:57:08the marked guy,00:57:09If you mouse over the thing that says combat info, it should tell you its status and…
Luma
00:57:16Stay healthy above it.00:57:17That’s what you mean.
Dungeon Master
00:57:18No, if you click on it and then click the three dot menu, like as if you were going to change its height or whatever,
Luma
00:57:24Oh, yo, that’s sick.
Iva
00:57:26Yo, cool.00:57:29Also, I can only barely see him.
Dungeon Master
00:57:31Yes.
Luma
00:57:32Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:57:32Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:57:33So you’ve,
Iva
00:57:33To be fair, there’s a poll in the way, but, you know…
Luma
00:57:35Luma will then draw a door next to her and dive through it and come out behind Iva.00:57:46It’ll come out of the pillar next to him.
Dungeon Master
00:57:49laughs
Luma
00:57:49- Shoop.
Temerity
00:57:49Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:57:50Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:57:50nice.
Luma
00:57:51They’re scary.
Dungeon Master
00:57:54Is that in the Luma’s turn?
Luma
00:57:55That’s00:57:56- Yeah, that’s on this turn.
Dungeon Master
00:58:00That brings us to00:58:02Temerity.
Temerity
00:58:06All right.
Luma
00:58:06By the order of the Hammer of the Hallows, I authorize you to hunt these creatures, or whatever the fuck the…
Dungeon Master
00:58:10laughs
Temerity
00:58:11Eww.
Hazel
00:58:11Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:58:11- Yeah.
Luma
00:58:12The handler does.00:58:17Thank you.
Temerity
00:58:18Um…
Iva
00:58:18-00:58:20No, stop it, Louisville. By order of the… I authorize myself!
Temerity
00:58:25laughs
Dungeon Master
00:58:25If you…00:58:26If you move like that, you get an attack of opportunity from B to 1.
Temerity
00:58:30Aaaaaaahhh.00:58:33Yes, you’re right.00:58:34But if I move like that, I won’t.00:58:38But then it won’t.00:58:40have beetle one00:58:41paying attention to me.00:58:43Uh…00:58:48Yeah, Temerity is going to…00:58:50range.00:58:55Let’s see, how do I want to do this?00:58:59I can step here.00:59:01And then step here.00:59:07And that’s 30 feet exactly.00:59:12Um,00:59:13And then yeah, I’m gonna attack Large Beetle 2. I am not Recklessing.00:59:17because it’s already fairy fired.00:59:19Thank you, Eylesis.
Luma
00:59:21Yeah.00:59:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Temerity
00:59:26I’m gonna smack Large Beetle too.
Luma
00:59:30This was the reason why I said people were gonna laugh at me for the ink detective yesterday.
Dungeon Master
00:59:34Yeah, no, I…
Luma
00:59:34Saturday.00:59:35- Yeah.00:59:36- Yeah.
Temerity
00:59:36Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:59:37you
Temerity
00:59:42Okay, so.00:59:4415 plus.00:59:476.00:59:4721 to hit.
Luma
00:59:54I think.
Dungeon Master
00:59:54A 21 will for sure hit.
Temerity
00:59:59All righty, yeah.01:00:01Ah.01:00:03Okay, and then define that’s D6.01:00:06Okay.01:00:09So that’s gonna be01:00:12I…01:00:14to
Dungeon Master
01:00:26Oh man, this is gonna really suck.
Temerity
01:00:33or it’s 11.
Rhysaene
01:00:33Thank you.01:00:34Thank you.
Temerity
01:00:36and
Luma
01:00:41Everybody’s gonna walk out with no fucking army right at the end of this.
Temerity
01:00:42Okay.01:00:43That’s A.
Hazel
01:00:44Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:00:44Okay.01:00:45So,
Hazel
01:00:46Do rest monsters only like armor or do they like weapons too?
Luma
01:00:49I don’t know.
Temerity
01:00:52That’s going to be 15 bludgeoning, 11 radiant damage against Rust Monster 2.01:00:59for 26 total but01:01:01I split up for you.
Dungeon Master
01:01:03I do not need it split up for these guys.
Temerity
01:01:05Thumbs up.01:01:08So 26 damage total.
Dungeon Master
01:01:10um,01:01:13You.01:01:16Bring your massive hammer down onto this creature, and there’s a resulting dong as you strike it.01:01:23Um,01:01:26Um,01:01:27As your hammer, as you like start to pull it back,01:01:29its feeler antennas like reach out01:01:32and wrap around the metal head of your hammer,01:01:35or at least try to.01:01:36I need you to make a dexterity saving throw.
Temerity
01:01:39All righty.01:01:41and I think,
Hazel
01:01:43but he already has an emotional attachment to that handler, right?
Temerity
01:01:44Goodbye.01:01:47Yeah.01:01:50Um…01:01:53Let’s see.
Luma
01:01:53I almost had Luma throw her crowbar as a distraction,
Dungeon Master
01:01:55Yeah.
Luma
01:01:56but then I realized that she has incredible sentimental value
Rhysaene
01:01:56- Yeah.
Luma
01:01:59for that crowbar.
Dungeon Master
01:02:00Uh-huh.
Temerity
01:02:00Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:02:00Yeah.01:02:01They’re coming to our office.
Luma
01:02:03Also, I think…01:02:04Also, she doesn’t know about the Rust Monster thing, so it didn’t make sense.
Temerity
01:02:09- Nah.
Dungeon Master
01:02:09None of you really would know that this was about to happen.
Temerity
01:02:10Thank you.
Luma
01:02:11No.01:02:13Out of character, I suspected because
Hazel
01:02:13Is your dangerous end supply?
Temerity
01:02:14Bye-bye.01:02:15Yeah.
Luma
01:02:15because of that.01:02:16the rusted armor and stuff, but…
Temerity
01:02:20-01:02:2220.01:02:23on my dex save.
Dungeon Master
01:02:24Yeah.01:02:24You see this thing, as you hit it, it looks incredibly wounded.01:02:30You put a crack in its chitinous exoskeleton, but not enough to stop it.01:02:36reaches out lashing with those feeler-like antennae01:02:39Um,01:02:41I can put the full art since you guys do know what it is.01:02:45Um,01:02:47Nope, that is not it.01:02:49Um,01:02:51It tries to grab your hammer with its antenna.01:02:55But you pull it back fast enough to avoid it being grabbed.
Hazel
01:03:00can we say we’re a bunch of01:03:02laughs01:03:05or a bunch of nerds playing Dungeons and Dragons in 2026.
Dungeon Master
01:03:09Yeah, that’s true.
Temerity
01:03:10laughs
Dungeon Master
01:03:16Anything else from Temerity?
Temerity
01:03:20And…01:03:21I don’t believe so.01:03:24he01:03:26Yeah, no, nothing else from me.01:03:29Not yet.
Dungeon Master
01:03:33Large Beetle II.
Luma
01:03:35large people do.
Dungeon Master
01:03:36large people too yeah oh boy
Temerity
01:03:37Oh boy.
Dungeon Master
01:03:40Larch Beetle 2.
Luma
01:03:40- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:03:43Mm-hmm.01:03:45Good job.01:03:46That’s fucked up, man.01:03:50uh,01:03:50Right.01:03:51A large beetle too.01:03:52Begins.01:03:53What kind of armor is Temerity wearing?
Temerity
01:03:56None.
Dungeon Master
01:03:57Oh, right.01:03:58You’re lucky in that regard,01:03:59but you are holding a delicious looking hammer.01:04:02So the first thing it’s going to do is attempt to bite you.
Temerity
01:04:05Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:04:05with its01:04:07spiders.01:04:08It rolls a natural 15 plus 3 for a total of 18.
Temerity
01:04:12That makes it.
Dungeon Master
01:04:14Oh.01:04:16You are raging.01:04:18um,01:04:20So you’ll take01:04:21Two plus one, three halved back to one.01:04:25uh,01:04:27you take one after resistance piercing damage.
Temerity
01:04:30Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:04:32Then it lashes out at your hammer,01:04:36with its antenna.01:04:37Um,01:04:39make a dexterity saving throw.
Temerity
01:04:4716.
Dungeon Master
01:04:49You’re 16, you successfully01:04:52pull the hammer out of the way, and just as you do, it attempts to do it again.
Temerity
01:04:56A fire.
Dungeon Master
01:04:56make another dexterity saving throw.
Temerity
01:04:59Fuck. Fuck off.01:05:10Ah.01:05:1017.
Dungeon Master
01:05:12Another success.01:05:13Three times this thing has gone.01:05:16One time it’s gone for you,01:05:18and three times it’s gone specifically for the head of your hammer with its antenna.
Temerity
01:05:22Temerity just assumes it’s trying to disarm me.
Dungeon Master
01:05:22um,01:05:26Mm-hmm.01:05:27um,01:05:29That concludes itch turn and it becomes large beetle one’s turn.01:05:33Faster, these guys, these guys are fucking fast.
Rhysaene
01:05:37They’re like skitter over.
Temerity
01:05:38Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:05:41LARGE PETLE 1
Temerity
01:05:41Oh no, my trucker isn’t there no more.01:05:43Sorry.
Dungeon Master
01:05:44skitters into melee with Iva.01:05:47And first,
Iva
01:05:47You know, don’t do it.
Dungeon Master
01:05:49Unlike Temerity, Iva is wearing armor.01:05:52So first it goes for your armor with its antenna.
Iva
01:05:53I’m good.01:05:53Oh, where’s my arm back?
Dungeon Master
01:05:55Give me a dexterity saving throw.
Iva
01:06:00Okay.01:06:05Seven.
Dungeon Master
01:06:07Seven.
Iva
01:06:08Devin.
Dungeon Master
01:06:11you are not able to get out of the way.01:06:13What kind of armor are you wearing?01:06:14Scale mail?
Iva
01:06:15- Damn, man.
Dungeon Master
01:06:16as these like almost feathered antenna01:06:19Lash against your scale armor, and immediately you all watch as like a cluster of the scales on Iva’s armor instantly corrode and rust.01:06:30Iva.01:06:30Your armor class is reduced by one.01:06:34Your armor currently has a minus one penalty to its AC and you will need to keep track of this.
Iva
01:06:40But yeah, I’m01:06:43I’m figuring out how I want to do that.
Dungeon Master
01:06:43Um,01:06:46as it,01:06:47again goes for your armor with its feelers.
Iva
01:06:52So…
Luma
01:06:53Are you on Dice Cloud?
Iva
01:06:55Yeah, am I minus two?
Dungeon Master
01:06:57If,01:06:58Right now you are minus one.01:06:59It is trying again.01:07:00You have to make another dexterity saving throw.
Iva
01:07:03Yeah, well, you said my AC is minus one and the armor value is minus one.
Dungeon Master
01:07:11you’re,01:07:13Your AC is minus one, you’re going to have to keep track of.
Iva
01:07:1313.
Dungeon Master
01:07:15A 13 succeeds.01:07:17This time, seeing it coming, you are able to move out of the way.01:07:22After it corrodes part of your armor, it attempts to bite you.01:07:26um,01:07:26with a natural 11 plus three for a total of 14,01:07:30uh,01:07:31does a 14 hit with your minus one penalty?
Iva
01:07:35Give me one second, I was setting that up.01:07:39stats armor.
Luma
01:07:40and whatnot.01:07:41minus two.01:07:43The way that Kat described that kind of sounded like it was a minus two.
Iva
01:07:46Yeah, that’s right.
Luma
01:07:48Yeah, no, it’s just one less than what it was before.
Iva
01:07:51Okay.01:07:53Uh,01:07:54A 14 will not hit me.01:07:56I’m at 15 AC now.
Dungeon Master
01:07:58then your armor is still strong enough to protect you against getting bitten.
Luma
01:08:01Thank you.
Iva
01:08:04Let’s go.
Luma
01:08:05Nam, nam, nam, nam, nam, nam, nam, nam, nam.
Dungeon Master
01:08:08That takes us to Iva’s turn.
Iva
01:08:11Cool.
Luma
01:08:11Ciao!
Hazel
01:08:15Rusting, rusting you.
Iva
01:08:17And because it’s eating my armor!01:08:22Um,
Dungeon Master
01:08:22And it is very clear to everything, this thing touched Iva’s scale armor with its antennas and a big chunk of it rusted instantly.
Luma
01:08:29Ah, they’re acid monsters.
Iva
01:08:29Oh,01:08:30If I had a shield, does that matter?01:08:33either or does it pick shield or armor?
Dungeon Master
01:08:35It picks what it goes for.01:08:37and it did it to your armor.
Iva
01:08:37Okay, cool.01:08:39- Cool.01:08:42I work.01:08:46is going to stab at it with her.01:08:51uh,01:08:52beer.01:08:55to start with.
Dungeon Master
01:09:03Go for it.
Iva
01:09:05uh,01:09:09Well, uh,01:09:1214.
Dungeon Master
01:09:13A 14 will hit.
Iva
01:09:16Let’s go.01:09:22That would be 6 plus 10 damage.
Dungeon Master
01:09:31Yeah, you stab at it, you land a good hit between the gaps and the chitin.
Iva
01:09:37Um…01:09:47And that’s all I’m gonna do because I don’t want to spend too many resources on like a bunch of bugs.01:09:57Though maybe I should because they’re eating my arm.01:10:00Fuck.01:10:03No, because that one’s really…01:10:06Yeah, no, no.01:10:09I think Temerity gets out of range and01:10:12Oh, to my amazing range. You know what? I’m a commanding rally01:10:17Temerity.01:10:19And if my bonus action to marry, you can use a reaction.01:10:23to make a weapon attack01:10:25Um,
Temerity
01:10:29and01:10:31The large beetle.
Iva
01:10:31And,01:10:32Yeah, and you get a D8, and you add the number of roll to –01:10:38If the attack hits, you roll a d8 and then you add that to your damage.
Temerity
01:10:43Okay.01:10:44Well, let’s see.
Dungeon Master
01:10:46Let’s see.
Iva
01:10:47And then I get to click this button.
Temerity
01:10:47Not 20.
Iva
01:10:50All right, well, it’s probably gone.
Temerity
01:10:50yeah
Rhysaene
01:10:53Yay!
Iva
01:10:53Well, it’ll be 2d8 now.
Dungeon Master
01:10:56- Sure, it is 2d8 instead of a d8.01:10:58Extra.
Temerity
01:10:59move.01:11:02I rolled kind of low on the d6s.
Dungeon Master
01:11:05I don’t think it’s…01:11:06Probably gonna matter.
Temerity
01:11:09done.01:11:11If.01:11:16Yeah, that’s a 20…01:11:1923 damage.
Dungeon Master
01:11:32Yeah, you crush it.01:11:34It does not have time to react and attempt to grab your hammer before it stops.01:11:40existing.
Iva
01:11:41I’m glad it didn’t try and grab my spear.
Dungeon Master
01:11:45that could be arranged.
Temerity
01:11:46That can be arranged.
Luma
01:11:47Mm-hmm.
Iva
01:11:49I regret saying anything about it grabbing my spear.
Dungeon Master
01:11:50me a rage.
Luma
01:11:53Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:11:58Is that all for Iva?
Iva
01:12:00That’s all for Iowa.
Dungeon Master
01:12:02That brings us to Hazel’s turn.
Hazel
01:12:06Yo!01:12:08Yeah.01:12:09- Yeah, yeah, you know,01:12:12I’m quite fond of01:12:14Being armored personally?
Rhysaene
01:12:17Thank you.
Hazel
01:12:17um,01:12:20So, uh,01:12:21I’m going to need Large Beetle 1 to make me a Dexterity saving throw as I cast Sacred Fire via the01:12:29the awesome cool01:12:32to Chile big.
Dungeon Master
01:12:32Thank you.
Hazel
01:12:33Moonfire.
Dungeon Master
01:12:33a large01:12:34Beatle one.01:12:36It’ll make a dexterity saving throw.01:12:38It will roll a natural one because the dice hate me.
Iva
01:12:44Thank you.
Hazel
01:12:46It takes a…01:12:4958.01:12:51D8 radiant damage.01:12:57as01:12:58that same silvery light that Hazel used to burn the Sorrowsworn.01:13:04on that fateful night.01:13:05uh,
Luma
01:13:07you
Hazel
01:13:07that seeps through the ceiling of this stone cave and…01:13:13the flames lash at the01:13:16little thing.01:13:17the little fucking guy.
Luma
01:13:17Luma quickly jots down a structural hazard from the ceiling.
Hazel
01:13:22two for H damage.
Iva
01:13:22Thank you.
Temerity
01:13:22Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:13:23Oh my goodness.
Luma
01:13:24Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:13:27Yeah, the silver fire laps into this creature, dealing its significant damage.01:13:34As you can see, hopefully it is now bloodied.01:13:37Hopefully that…
Hazel
01:13:37I am, I can.
Dungeon Master
01:13:38You can see that.
Temerity
01:13:39Yeah.
Luma
01:13:41Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:13:42Nice.
Hazel
01:13:42And then she runs away.
Dungeon Master
01:13:44I don’t know.
Temerity
01:13:44laughter
Luma
01:13:44- No.
Rhysaene
01:13:45Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:13:46that end of turn for Hazel.
Hazel
01:13:49Yes, I’ll be right back.
Dungeon Master
01:13:52Wrists.01:13:53his wrist’s turn of
Rhysaene
01:13:54Hello.
Dungeon Master
01:13:55if someone would like to provide a risk with a screenshot.
Rhysaene
01:13:59Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:13:59Year.
Rhysaene
01:14:00Thank you.
Temerity
01:14:02You’re,
Rhysaene
01:14:02Thank you.
Luma
01:14:02Oh.
Iva
01:14:04Don’t worry, Rhys, I can give you a screenshot of the nothing I see.
Rhysaene
01:14:08Um,01:14:09Oh my god, it’s trying to open my fucking face.01:14:15Uh, yeah, I’m going to bust the one right next to you.01:14:20Um…01:14:22- Yeah, I’m gonna bust one.01:14:24I’m going to back up like,01:14:26I woke up like 10 feet.01:14:29Um,01:14:30And it will blast this thing.01:14:32with an Eldritch Blast.
Dungeon Master
01:14:34Go for it.
Luma
01:14:34I asked.
Rhysaene
01:14:38It’s like
Dungeon Master
01:14:38Oh, God.
Rhysaene
01:14:39Talk on reality in the West’s face.
Dungeon Master
01:14:42All right.
Rhysaene
01:14:43Is it going on?01:14:45as well.01:14:46- Yeah, you continue to do this.01:14:48Ah.01:14:50Oh, okay.01:14:51Um,01:14:52That is a 23 to hit.
Dungeon Master
01:14:58Oh, 23. That does hit.
Iva
01:15:00- Yeah, what’d you say, oh God?
Rhysaene
01:15:02Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:15:03Well, you’ll find out in a second.
Rhysaene
01:15:05Oh boy.01:15:08Um,01:15:11There is
Luma
01:15:12Careful, they’re going to eat your horseshoes.
Rhysaene
01:15:14That is 10 points of Force Damage.
Dungeon Master
01:15:18first image.
Temerity
01:15:18Force damage heals it.
Luma
01:15:21I’ll see you next time.
Dungeon Master
01:15:21Yeah.01:15:22True.01:15:24Um, your01:15:26Uh,01:15:27your01:15:27Uh,01:15:30you’re,01:15:30Eldritch fire strikes this thing, burning chitin and causing it to let out a hissing kind of01:15:38squeal.01:15:39And in response, its antenna flail wildly and a lash out at Iva’s spearhead.
Iva
01:15:46God damn it.
Temerity
01:15:47laughter
Rhysaene
01:15:48Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:15:49I need a dexterity saving throw from Iva.
Temerity
01:15:49- Thank you.
Iva
01:15:51No, I’m not good at these.
Luma
01:15:53What the fuck?
Temerity
01:15:54- Yeah.
Iva
01:15:55I rolled a two.
Temerity
01:15:56Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:15:57- Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:15:57Oh dear.
Temerity
01:15:58Oh, boy.
Dungeon Master
01:15:59Um,01:16:00your spear,01:16:02has a minus one penalty to hit.01:16:11as it,01:16:12As you watch as these things just graze the metal head of your spear and the point rusts instantly.
Luma
01:16:19the visual of that, of this thing getting01:16:20blasted by a fucking reality-breaking
Dungeon Master
01:16:23- -
Luma
01:16:23thing, and it responds to take a bite out of01:16:25a spear next to it, like, like a fucking
Rhysaene
01:16:26Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:16:27Snickers bar.
Temerity
01:16:27Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:16:28Yeah, I agree.
Luma
01:16:30I don’t know.
Rhysaene
01:16:30Yeah, it’s like rage eating in response.
Dungeon Master
01:16:31Yeah.
Temerity
01:16:35laughs
Dungeon Master
01:16:35Yeah, it kind of is.
Luma
01:16:35Yeah.01:16:36- Yeah.
Temerity
01:16:36Thank you.
Luma
01:16:37- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:16:37It’s not all from risk.
Iva
01:16:38All right.01:16:40Wait, wait, oh no!
Rhysaene
01:16:40Yeah, that’ll just be me for now.
Iva
01:16:42that did to everything, not just the spear.
Rhysaene
01:16:44Uh,
Dungeon Master
01:16:44Which people three?
Rhysaene
01:16:48What in fucking tarnation?
Dungeon Master
01:16:50Archbettel 3 will go 10 feet.
Temerity
01:16:51Ooh.01:16:54Archpeedal 3, come to me!
Dungeon Master
01:16:54And then walk along.
Temerity
01:16:56Stop going diver!
Dungeon Master
01:16:58It can’t get to you in one turn.
Temerity
01:17:00Pewaah
Dungeon Master
01:17:00And Iva’s wearing delicious armor that it wants to eat.
Iva
01:17:05I have so much metal on me.
Dungeon Master
01:17:07Yeah, you are…
Iva
01:17:08I have a Lance too.
Dungeon Master
01:17:10You are the snack of the moment.01:17:12I need you to make…01:17:14two dexterity saving throws as it tries to eat your armor.
Iva
01:17:16I’m not good at these cats.
Temerity
01:17:18laughter
Hazel
01:17:19The survivor explodes.
Rhysaene
01:17:20Thank you.
Iva
01:17:21Oh, I rolled a 12 and an 18.
Dungeon Master
01:17:24Um,01:17:25A 12 and a 19.
Iva
01:17:2718.
Dungeon Master
01:17:28A 12 and an 18.01:17:30um,
Iva
01:17:32And would you like me to go down the list of metal things on me?
Dungeon Master
01:17:35No, because it’s going for your armor.01:17:37Luckily, both of those pass.
Iva
01:17:38I was hoping you would go for something else.
Dungeon Master
01:17:40No, it wants the biggest piece of…01:17:43tasty treat it can find. However, both saving throws pass as you, like, dodge the flurry01:17:49of antennas. It also tries to bite you with a total of, um…01:17:5415 to hit.
Iva
01:17:56Oh, that hits because it beats.
Luma
01:17:59that like01:18:00They’re eating Iva’s armor.
Dungeon Master
01:18:02Uh-huh.
Luma
01:18:03Okay.01:18:04Cool.
Dungeon Master
01:18:05Sorry, what was the question?01:18:07I didn’t realize that was a question.
Luma
01:18:09Have we.01:18:09Do we understand slash notice that these things are eating Iva’s armor?
Dungeon Master
01:18:14Oh yeah.
Hazel
01:18:14Oh yeah.
Luma
01:18:15Okay, cool.
Iva
01:18:16Well, as I’m losing clothing, please.
Temerity
01:18:20Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:18:21Um,
Iva
01:18:21I have a lovely clue.01:18:23Traveler’s clothes.
Dungeon Master
01:18:24It…01:18:25bites, uh, through, uh, a,01:18:28It bites at your heel and nips into flesh and deals two points of piercing damage.
Iva
01:18:33Eeeh!01:18:35- Great.
Dungeon Master
01:18:36That brings us back around to Luma.
Luma
01:18:41Mm-hmm.01:18:42- Mm-hmm.01:18:43Hmm…
Iva
01:18:43as I’m running out of pants.
Dungeon Master
01:18:48It’s only hit your armor once.
Iva
01:18:50That’s enough, because the other one would have missed if I had my armor.
Dungeon Master
01:18:55That’s true. That is…01:18:58That is fun.
Iva
01:19:00Yeah, sure. That’s fun. Let’s go with fun.
Temerity
01:19:02- You did it.
Hazel
01:19:05Why are you trying to be naked?
Luma
01:19:05I have a funny…
Hazel
01:19:07Pick it.
Luma
01:19:07A funny, stupid idea.
Temerity
01:19:07Okay.
Iva
01:19:07Yeah.01:19:09I’m not trying to be naked. I wanted it to eat something that wasn’t my armor.
Luma
01:19:17Uh, Luma’s going to…01:19:22shit, they’re all like, can I temporarily occupy Iva’s space?
Dungeon Master
01:19:27Peace.
Luma
01:19:27to do a thing and then leave.
Dungeon Master
01:19:29Yes, but if you leave and Large Beetle won…
Luma
01:19:34Yeah, it’s fine.
Dungeon Master
01:19:35If you, if you, yeah, yeah, you’ll, attack of opportunities are possible.
Luma
01:19:38Luma’s gonna…
Dungeon Master
01:19:39Yes, you can.
Luma
01:19:40sneak by Iva, and she’s going to toss her caltrops into…
Dungeon Master
01:19:44Yeah.
Luma
01:19:46uh,
Temerity
01:19:46Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:19:46it’s01:19:47caltrops.
Luma
01:19:49into this space.01:19:51Oh, wait, that’s the wrong color here.01:19:54Uh…01:20:00Nice juicy metal01:20:02Peltropes.
Iva
01:20:03Little snacks for him, huh?
Luma
01:20:05Yeah.01:20:08Um…01:20:11Can I put text on this? No.01:20:13flame.01:20:16Nope. Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:20:16can with the text tool,
Luma
01:20:20Here, let me get one thing.
Dungeon Master
01:20:23- Yeah.
Hazel
01:20:26health once.
Luma
01:20:28out. Waps.01:20:31There we go. I’m going to touch them together.01:20:33And then I teleport.01:20:34- Chup.
Dungeon Master
01:20:35Soap.01:20:36Gotcha.
Luma
01:20:36I think Cal Troops is in action.
Dungeon Master
01:20:39I believe so.
Luma
01:20:41Yeah, the utilize action.01:20:43And I don’t have any bonus sections.01:20:47I don’t think so.01:20:49That’s my turn.
Dungeon Master
01:20:51That’s a Luma’s turn.01:20:53Temerity.
Temerity
01:20:56Okay.01:21:05That was the space I was gonna move to.
Luma
01:21:08Oh, sorry.
Temerity
01:21:08I don’t know.01:21:09That’s okay.01:21:10One of these days I’ll be able to use Great Weapon Master.01:21:12Temerity’s gonna…
Luma
01:21:14I’m sorry.01:21:17I mean, you could go in there, all it does is deal one damage, which you resist, to zero, and you lose your movement speed.
Temerity
01:21:21Yeah, you know what? Sure! Yeah, you know what? Fuck it.
Luma
01:21:25I’m already too angry to care.
Temerity
01:21:25Tomerody just doesn’t, yeah, doesn’t even notice the Couch Rops moves in.
Luma
01:21:30That’s the question.
Temerity
01:21:30I’ll make the…
Dungeon Master
01:21:33Sure, roll your deck save against Caltrubes.
Luma
01:21:36Yeah, roll the DC 15 dex save to take one piercing damage and have your speed reduced to zero.
Temerity
01:21:40laughs01:21:43I rolled a 21.
Luma
01:21:45then you are fine.
Temerity
01:21:46And then I’m going to recklessly attack Large Beetle 1.
Dungeon Master
01:21:47You’re fine.
Luma
01:21:47Thank you.01:21:51Luma carefully tosses these out.01:21:52She goes, yeah, now they’re going to get distracted.01:21:55The Temerity comes around in the corner.01:21:56Luma’s like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Temerity
01:21:57-
Hazel
01:21:58Maybe.
Luma
01:21:58Yeah.01:22:00Ah, dang it.
Temerity
01:22:04that’s going to be01:22:10And01:22:1116 to hit
Dungeon Master
01:22:15um,
Temerity
01:22:16Large speed of one.
Dungeon Master
01:22:16They…01:22:17Yeah, we’ll hit.
Temerity
01:22:19Okay.01:22:21Then.01:22:25That’s going to be 5.01:22:30Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:22:38the fucking raging icon.
Dungeon Master
01:22:40Right?
Temerity
01:22:4023 damage to large speed of 1.
Luma
01:22:41- Yeah.01:22:43I’m loving it.01:22:46My god.
Dungeon Master
01:22:47Larry Puddle: large beetle one.01:22:48is very good.
Temerity
01:22:50Alright, and then that procs my great weapon master, Hugh.01:22:55immediately after you score a critical hit with a melee weapon or reduce a creature to zero hit points. You can make one01:23:02attack with the same weapon as a bonus action.01:23:05So I’m going to bonus action01:23:07Oh wait.01:23:09Wait, no, reckless attack isn’t a bonus action, it’s just a thing I can do.
Dungeon Master
01:23:13Yes.
Temerity
01:23:14So yeah, I’m going to attack…01:23:18That little guy.
Dungeon Master
01:23:22before eat.
Luma
01:23:23worklessly.
Temerity
01:23:29I assume reckless attack only applies to the first attack, right?
Luma
01:23:33No, it’s all attacks for your turn.
Dungeon Master
01:23:33No.01:23:34It’s all your text.
Temerity
01:23:34All attacks within that turn.
Rhysaene
01:23:34No, it’s all.
Temerity
01:23:37Gotcha.01:23:38Okay.
Luma
01:23:38Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:23:38Within that round, I think, in 2024.
Temerity
01:23:41Oh, OK.
Luma
01:23:41of the impact.
Dungeon Master
01:23:41Like until your next turn.01:23:43So if you’ve got an attack of opportunity, it would also…
Temerity
01:23:46Gotcha. The
Luma
01:23:46That’s a nice buff.
Temerity
01:23:48What I pulled from 5eTools doesn’t specify.01:23:51Uh, so I wasn’t sure.
Luma
01:23:54Yeah, until this.01:23:56part of your next turn but attacks against your advantage during that time.01:23:59Yeah.
Temerity
01:23:59Perfect.
Luma
01:24:00That’s a nice buff.01:24:01That’s a great buff.01:24:02Holy shit.
Temerity
01:24:03you
Dungeon Master
01:24:03That’s why you have the little crosshair over your head so I remember that I can hit you with advantage.
Temerity
01:24:08This reckless attack is saving me.
Hazel
01:24:10- How smooth is there like little carbs for it?
Dungeon Master
01:24:13Well, uh,
Hazel
01:24:13saying.
Dungeon Master
01:24:16What, Olivia?
Temerity
01:24:18I was just saying reckless attack is saving me. That’s going to be a 22 to hit.01:24:22Large Beetle 3.
Dungeon Master
01:24:23That will hit.01:24:24What were you saying, Maria?
Temerity
01:24:24All right.
Hazel
01:24:26I just heard rust monsters are like little pervert animals.
Dungeon Master
01:24:29That’s it.
Temerity
01:24:30Ooh.
Luma
01:24:31They just want to eat the Ferris metal.
Dungeon Master
01:24:32I mean, you’re the ones wearing metal, so who’s the real pervert?
Temerity
01:24:37laughs
Luma
01:24:38- Yeah, these guys are looking at you like,
Hazel
01:24:38I’m just saying that
Iva
01:24:38Rhys Monster, who’s
Luma
01:24:39why are you wearing food?01:24:41That’s weird.
Hazel
01:24:41laughs01:24:43They’d have to reach under Hazel’s shirt to get her a change shirt.01:24:46She wears it under her.01:24:47for like adventuring clothes.
Luma
01:24:47- Okay.
Hazel
01:24:50They’re a little pervert.
Iva
01:24:51They are little perverts, and they deserve to be…
Dungeon Master
01:24:51- Yeah.
Temerity
01:24:51Hehehe.
Iva
01:24:54treated like such.
Hazel
01:24:57Hey, I don’t think perverts deserve to be hit in the head with hammers.
Temerity
01:24:57Okay.01:25:00laughs
Iva
01:25:00It’s so weird.
Dungeon Master
01:25:01Yeah.
Temerity
01:25:01Thank you.01:25:04That’s going to be 19 damage to Large Beetle 3.01:25:07And then is it able to be knocked prone?01:25:09If so, it needs to make a…01:25:12DC.01:25:13Um…01:25:1610, 14, I think.01:25:18Yeah, 14…
Dungeon Master
01:25:20Okay.
Temerity
01:25:20Constitution saving throw.
Dungeon Master
01:25:24Let’s go back to the amount of damage.01:25:26How much was it?
Temerity
01:25:2719.
Dungeon Master
01:25:28Thank you.01:25:32Uh.01:25:35And then it needs to make a strength con.
Temerity
01:25:40Ton.01:25:41DC 14.
Dungeon Master
01:25:42it.01:25:43it will fail.01:25:44Um,
Temerity
01:25:45Alright, it is prone.
Dungeon Master
01:25:51that works at least.01:25:53Okay, awesome.01:25:56Is that all for Temerini?
Temerity
01:25:57That’s all for Temerity.
Dungeon Master
01:26:02The heck.01:26:05You have the little thing. Oh, because prone does attack disadvantage.01:26:14Mark Pee-Tapu is dead.
Temerity
01:26:21Rest in peace.
Dungeon Master
01:26:24which will be the one instead.
Iva
01:26:28Don’t rest in peace.
Temerity
01:26:29Rest in piss.
Iva
01:26:30And fucking stay dead, coward.
Dungeon Master
01:26:35Which brings us back to Iva.
Iva
01:26:41I’m a little upset that her armor’s01:26:43Let’s see, and I can barely see the guy to my left because01:26:49Little Buzz.01:26:50on a weird spot of the pillar.
Dungeon Master
01:26:50- Ah!01:26:52Technically, you can’t see the guy to your left unless the light is on him.
Luma
01:26:53Yes.01:26:59Can I have positioned better then? Because that would have01:27:03been important.
Iva
01:27:03This…
Luma
01:27:04realized.
Iva
01:27:04is…01:27:05What I can see…
Dungeon Master
01:27:08I feel like01:27:13Yeah, no, you cannot see him.
Hazel
01:27:13It’s burning.
Luma
01:27:14I thought my light was illuminating it in my bed.
Dungeon Master
01:27:16Temerity does not give off light, I don’t think.
Temerity
01:27:19No.01:27:20Technically, she doesn’t.
Hazel
01:27:20Not at all.
Iva
01:27:23Ethnically, she doesn’t.
Temerity
01:27:25Yeah.
Hazel
01:27:25I mean, not raw, but like.
Dungeon Master
01:27:28-
Temerity
01:27:28it’s not bright enough
Hazel
01:27:32Come on.01:27:32Yeah.01:27:34laughs
Luma
01:27:34Okay.
Iva
01:27:34Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry.01:27:36Iva, who has been not great the entire game so far, will one day have her breakout moment.01:27:46Um,
Temerity
01:27:47Well, hey, if you attack it, it’s just a disadvantage and then it’s already prone.01:27:50So that’s advantage, right?01:27:52So it washes out.
Iva
01:27:52Yeah, just trying to hit it normal.
Dungeon Master
01:27:52- True.01:27:54It is a flat attack.
Iva
01:27:57No, I’m going to do that. I’m going to stab at it.
Dungeon Master
01:27:57because it is prone.
Hazel
01:28:02At the…
Iva
01:28:02with a 19.
Dungeon Master
01:28:04And 19 will hit.
Iva
01:28:06Sorry, I lied.01:28:07It’s minus one…01:28:10to hit, right? Not damage?
Temerity
01:28:11Yeah, so it’s 18.
Dungeon Master
01:28:11Yes.
Iva
01:28:14So it’s an 18.01:28:17I also put the minus one in the wrong area on my sheet.01:28:20I realized.
Dungeon Master
01:28:22I,
Iva
01:28:22But…
Dungeon Master
01:28:23Okay.
Iva
01:28:24What?
Dungeon Master
01:28:25Nothing. Go ahead.
Iva
01:28:27Uh,01:28:28That’ll be nine damage.
Dungeon Master
01:28:30Nine damage on01:28:33Betel 3.01:28:36This net.01:28:40you hit it, and as you do, it lashes out at you with its antennae.01:28:45um,01:28:46roll a dexterity saving throw as it attempts to eat the head of the spear you stabbed it with.
Iva
01:28:51For a second time.
Dungeon Master
01:28:54Yes.
Luma
01:28:54rage-eating is so funny.
Iva
01:28:56An eight.
Dungeon Master
01:28:57An 8 fails! Your spear now has a -2 penalty as the head of it rusts even further.
Rhysaene
01:29:02No.
Temerity
01:29:03you
Iva
01:29:03What does it just…01:29:04stop existing.
Dungeon Master
01:29:06At minus five, it is permanently and irrevocably destroyed.
Temerity
01:29:11Yeah, so it’s just like slightly rusted and getting worse.
Iva
01:29:17Well, I mean, it’s already like, you know, pretty.
Dungeon Master
01:29:21Like…01:29:22No one would buy this.01:29:24It’s basically useless.
Temerity
01:29:26Yeah.
Hazel
01:29:26Give it tetanus.
Temerity
01:29:28you get tetanus 10 seconds before you die
Dungeon Master
01:29:28That’s it.
Hazel
01:29:34Little shit.
Iva
01:29:34Right.01:29:35Now I have my spear extra rusted.
Temerity
01:29:38Mm-hmm.
Iva
01:29:39That’s going to be
Luma
01:29:39I feel like the creature who eats rust probably is inoculated against tetanus.
Iva
01:29:42EOT.
Temerity
01:29:45-
Luma
01:29:45-
Hazel
01:29:46Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:29:46Yeah, I think that’s…
Temerity
01:29:48I’d be fucked up if not.
Hazel
01:29:49It wasn’t.
Luma
01:29:49Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:29:50Hey, I mean, that’s not true because like I like hamburger, but if a hamburger got in my blood, it would probably not be good.
Temerity
01:29:56laughter
Iva
01:29:56Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:29:57Um,01:29:58Hazel.
Temerity
01:29:59Sigh
Hazel
01:30:01Hello.
Dungeon Master
01:30:02below.01:30:05Only one beetle remaineth.
Luma
01:30:09Yeah.01:30:11Pooh!
Hazel
01:30:11putting it.01:30:12putting it here and I’m sacred flame.01:30:15For shh.
Dungeon Master
01:30:16Oh, wait, that’s me. I have to do that.
Hazel
01:30:17That’s EU.
Dungeon Master
01:30:19A natural 7 plus 1 for a fail.
Hazel
01:30:23Aha! You can’t beat my awesome DC-14 check.
Luma
01:30:23Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:30:24For real.
Luma
01:30:27Mariah has found the solution to dealing damage.
Hazel
01:30:27And you do not.
Luma
01:30:30Make them be the rolling ones.
Hazel
01:30:30Hehehehe.
Temerity
01:30:31-
Hazel
01:30:32Make that roll D20s, yes.
Rhysaene
01:30:32-
Luma
01:30:32I’m going to do it.
Temerity
01:30:34All right, you think it’s so easy, you try.
Luma
01:30:34Yeah.
Hazel
01:30:34five damage.
Luma
01:30:37Yeah.
Iva
01:30:38- Yeah.
Hazel
01:30:38I can’t do it.
Luma
01:30:40Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:30:40Um,
Luma
01:30:41Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:30:41Hazel.01:30:42Describe how you finish off01:30:45this creature.
Hazel
01:30:47Well.01:30:47That is a good question.01:30:52It would be a…01:30:55it’d be,01:30:56a little similar.01:30:58to how01:31:03Um, it’d be a little similar to how, uh,01:31:08the01:31:10the Sorrowsworn God.01:31:13got destroyed, but I imagine that because it is a01:31:18It is a pure creature, regardless of its…01:31:23and tensions.
Iva
01:31:25-
Hazel
01:31:25uh,01:31:26laughs01:31:28the fire would just kind of like01:31:31it would,01:31:33it would like,01:31:35lash and01:31:38and look at it, and then the moment that it, like,01:31:41at the moment that like01:31:43The killing blow finds01:31:46purchase.01:31:48uh,01:31:50the flames like quickly just like01:31:53shoot inside of it and it engulfs in this like01:31:57It gets inside the cracks of its armor.01:32:01and just like,
Dungeon Master
01:32:01Uh-huh.
Hazel
01:32:02And then after like a brief delay, the whole thing just like.01:32:07into like kind of like a bonfire.
Dungeon Master
01:32:10consumed from the inside and in silver flame or I shouldn’t say silver flame, but specifically flame on01:32:19made of moonlight.01:32:21um,01:32:23the insides, the squishy, soft internal organs of this large beetle burn away as its armor almost, its armor, its chitinous armor almost seems to like,01:32:35cave in on itself and01:32:37Plenty.01:32:38as it no longer is supported by any internal infrastructure, and the creature stops moving.01:32:45making it the last of the three, and now none of them01:32:50remain alive.01:32:51leaving you standing in the silence of a room sealed for hundreds of years.01:32:57Um,
Iva
01:32:57No, it’s not silent.01:32:59I was crying over the fact that her spear’s gone.
Luma
01:32:59Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:33:02Yeah, your spear is not gone.01:33:05It’s still there. It’s still solid.
Iva
01:33:05Nah, it’s gone.
Dungeon Master
01:33:08The head of the spear is…01:33:10terribly corroded and rusted. There’s a big spot on your scale male armor that is likewise01:33:19very severely rusted.
Iva
01:33:21Iva, like I said, whines.01:33:23about how expensive armor is and how she’s like it took like all of it took like like a year and a
Hazel
01:33:30over it.
Iva
01:33:33half of paychecks to get this
Luma
01:33:36I might be able to fix it.
Iva
01:33:42Iva looks to Luma and goes, you can fix my armor?01:33:44And shows the big hole rusting in it.
Luma
01:33:48Yeah, probably. Here, she’ll start.01:33:51drawing01:33:52little scales.01:33:53with her pen.01:33:55And cast Mending.
Dungeon Master
01:33:57Luma spends about a minute drawing…01:34:00little scales with her pen over the armor where it’s rusted.01:34:04Um,01:34:05And as that minute comes to a close, the ink coalesces into steel.01:34:11Um,01:34:11and replaces the rusted segment. Your armor is no longer corroded and no longer has a penalty.
Iva
01:34:19Yo, let’s go.
Luma
01:34:21I can fix your spear too here.01:34:23We’ll hold our hand up for it.
Iva
01:34:25Iva answered the spear and goes, that’s good. I’m less concerned about the spear, but the armor is expensive.
Luma
01:34:33I mean, I can not fix it if you--
Dungeon Master
01:34:33Um,01:34:35This is…
Luma
01:34:35You are.
Hazel
01:34:35laughing
Iva
01:34:35No, no, no.
Luma
01:34:37Thanks.
Temerity
01:34:37You know, I don’t know.
Rhysaene
01:34:37-
Luma
01:34:37-01:34:39- Yeah.01:34:40She’ll start, she’ll start.01:34:42Like…01:34:44like the back part of her ink pen, she’ll start erasing rust from it.
Hazel
01:34:47Tiki.
Temerity
01:34:48- Ooh.
Luma
01:34:48I guess mending on that as well.
Dungeon Master
01:34:50It takes another minute, but after that, you are successfully able to erase all of the rust off the head of the spear, and it gleams like new in the glow of your lantern.
Luma
01:35:03Yay.
Hazel
01:35:04I wonder what these creatures taste like.
Dungeon Master
01:35:06laughing
Luma
01:35:07God.
Temerity
01:35:07Thank you.
Iva
01:35:07I would assume, like, metal.
Luma
01:35:11Are they actually made of gold or is it just like a…
Hazel
01:35:11well.01:35:16eat.
Luma
01:35:16shimmery coat.
Hazel
01:35:17That’s a good question. I ruled nature.
Rhysaene
01:35:18- Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:35:20- Yeah, role nature.
Rhysaene
01:35:20Yeah01:35:22I’ll tap a hoof off against01:35:24It’s one of them to see if it’s like still…
Luma
01:35:25little more
Rhysaene
01:35:28We’re winged.
Luma
01:35:29Luma…
Dungeon Master
01:35:29It is not moving.
Luma
01:35:31Luma writes a beetle expert on Hazel’s shoulder and gives guidance.
Dungeon Master
01:35:36Thank you.
Hazel
01:35:37All right, that is a 15 plus a 1d4.
Dungeon Master
01:35:37Thank you.
Luma
01:35:38Thank you.
Hazel
01:35:41which I rolled a two, so a 617.01:35:44617.
Dungeon Master
01:35:46617.
Luma
01:35:46No, no! I take it away. Erase the beetle expert.
Hazel
01:35:48I’m sorry.
Iva
01:35:49I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:35:49- Yeah.01:35:50With a 17,01:35:53You kind of study these creatures and examine them. They are not made of gold.01:35:57But it does seem like their chitin is infused with…01:36:04metal to some degree.01:36:06probably part of what they eat helps them generate new chitin,01:36:11and that’s why they’re so much more durable than, like, an actual regular bug would be.
Hazel
01:36:15- One.01:36:16Damn it.01:36:17I’m playing a nature-loving character in a world that’s…01:36:20that’s the size of a little valley.01:36:22Hazel can’t say, oh, this is like,01:36:25there are animals that do this too.01:36:27There are animals that have iron literally fused into their skin, but she wouldn’t know that.
Dungeon Master
01:36:32- Yeah.
Hazel
01:36:33She doesn’t know about the ferrous snails.
Temerity
01:36:36Ooh.
Iva
01:36:37Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hazel
01:36:37about the sea snails that have iron on them.
Dungeon Master
01:36:40She could know about the ferris snails, Hecate.01:36:42Hecate has very broad knowledge.
Hazel
01:36:46Okay. Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:36:49And if Hazel was inquisitive about all the various creatures of the world, then she probably…
Hazel
01:36:49You know, it’s fair.
Dungeon Master
01:36:54With your 17, I feel like that would include that information.
Hazel
01:36:55Mm-hmm.01:36:59uh,01:37:00uh,
Iva
01:37:00random ass snail logics.
Hazel
01:37:00Thank you.01:37:02Hmm.01:37:03Hecate once spoke of01:37:05Hecate once spoke of animals that01:37:07of creatures that would01:37:10Uh,01:37:12that would coat themselves in Ferris material. I’ve always01:37:16but assumed she was doing, she was saying some kind of,01:37:22elaborate joke.01:37:23um,01:37:24Bye.01:37:25clearly.01:37:28There is some truth to it.01:37:30It’s, uh, hmm.01:37:33Wonder. And she’ll try to like pry open the…01:37:37the shell of the bashed one, like how you would a crab.
Dungeon Master
01:37:41laughs01:37:42Um,
Temerity
01:37:42I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:37:43You would be able to do that, the one that Temerity had given the hammer whack.01:37:48would be possible to pry it apart like a crab.
Luma
01:37:48Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:37:53she’ll reach into her01:37:58into her like, she’ll put a, she’ll put a hand down the like,01:38:02down the like neck of her shirt.01:38:06and pull out a01:38:08A sickle?
Temerity
01:38:10Yeah.
Hazel
01:38:11And she’ll start cutting some like cutting meat off of it.01:38:14Uh, the sickle is a very, is very ornate looking. You’ve never seen01:38:19uh,01:38:20Hazel have that thing out.01:38:22Um,01:38:23laughs01:38:25But yeah, she just keeps it under her shirt.01:38:27It’s, you know, extra protection.
Temerity
01:38:30Hehehe, uh-huh.
Hazel
01:38:32And it’s useful for, for, for.01:38:34samples and01:38:36foraging.
Iva
01:38:39Monster Hunter build.
Hazel
01:38:39So she’ll…01:38:41So…01:38:41Yeah, yeah, it’s her hunter’s knife. She’ll01:38:44She’ll cut off a little bit and she’ll be like, hmm.01:38:50would be…01:38:52I will be consuming this.
Temerity
01:38:55laughs
Dungeon Master
01:38:56Look at that.
Luma
01:38:57I will be consuming this.
Hazel
01:38:58laughing
Iva
01:38:59Thank you.
Hazel
01:38:59She’ll like wrap it in a little cloth and put it in her bag.
Luma
01:39:00- Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:39:00- I think there’s,01:39:03I’m just like…01:39:06And she’s like, have at it.
Hazel
01:39:09you
Temerity
01:39:09laughs
Hazel
01:39:11One rust monster meat.
Dungeon Master
01:39:13Yeah, one rust monster meat.
Luma
01:39:14Thank you.
Hazel
01:39:15Dude.
Luma
01:39:16Luma is…01:39:18After she mends Iva’s armor and picks up her caldrops, uh,01:39:23She will look around the room to try and figure out where the Rust Monsters came from.
Dungeon Master
01:39:29Um,01:39:31Give me a perception check or investigation.01:39:34No.01:39:34No.01:39:35Both are lies! Give me a survival check!
Luma
01:39:39Okay.
Hazel
01:39:40Hmm.
Luma
01:39:41uh
Iva
01:39:41Both are lies.
Luma
01:39:48Um,01:39:50Oops. Fuck. Okay.01:39:51Gotta be way more careful about this.01:39:53can’t pick up the01:39:54box because it makes it roll.01:39:56Uh…01:39:59Survival?
Dungeon Master
01:40:00Yes.
Luma
01:40:06a mod for survival. Oh, wait on there. Oh, it’s plus zero. Cool.01:40:1014.
Dungeon Master
01:40:15The room is full of rusted metal dust and shavings.01:40:21There are clearly Rust Monster tracks in here.01:40:23These creatures have basically like…01:40:26It’d be like if you locked a kid in a literal candy shop.01:40:32They’ve been all over this place.01:40:33This is their candy shop.01:40:35Yeah.01:40:35Um,01:40:36you don’t really see any signs of where they came from. However,01:40:41As you kind of examine the room and look around, there’s just too many tracks.01:40:45They’re too active in here to find, like, a…01:40:49a route01:40:50But there doesn’t seem to be any obvious signs of where they would have come from.01:40:54Until you pass by the north end of the room…01:40:57The passage beyond barred by this01:41:00portcullis, this rusted old thing, and you realize at the bottom of it, there is a, the, like,01:41:07corner two bars have just been eaten all the way to the crossbar.01:41:12And they probably came from up north of this room.
Luma
01:41:15Okay.01:41:17will well01:41:18take in the dimensions of the room01:41:20Mark down all the pillars and stuff.01:41:22just like she did for the other room, and then she’ll also include01:41:26a little note to herself to make sure she writes up details about the monsters.01:41:32um while she does she kind of thinks about it she says uh i don’t think i’ve ever seen these things01:41:36before01:41:37If we’re the first to see these monsters, can we name them?01:41:39I suggest we name them the Flaky Beetles.
Temerity
01:41:43- Eh, he he he he he he he.
Dungeon Master
01:41:43I don’t know.
Hazel
01:41:45Mm-hmm.01:41:46Your penchant for naming things is unrivaled. I agree.
Iva
01:41:47I,01:41:51Iva goes, no, we should name them bastards.
Temerity
01:41:51No.
Luma
01:41:54- That’s true.
Hazel
01:41:55and
Temerity
01:41:55Bastards.
Luma
01:41:56Yeah.
Hazel
01:41:56Too generic.
Dungeon Master
01:41:57best out.
Luma
01:42:00Yeah, no, it needs to be. It needs to be unique.
Temerity
01:42:00YouTube.
Hazel
01:42:04Flaky Beetle is good.
Luma
01:42:08Okay, she’ll make a note.
Temerity
01:42:10Hee hee hee hee.
Luma
01:42:14Uh,01:42:16Well, I think I’ve got everything for this room.
Temerity
01:42:16the like flaky beetle.
Luma
01:42:20We could probably,01:42:22I don’t know, crawl under the support call list.01:42:24Or…01:42:26Try and get it open.01:42:28Well, I mean, Luma teleports through it.
Dungeon Master
01:42:29and
Luma
01:42:30Uh…
Dungeon Master
01:42:33Luma
Luma
01:42:33And then grids.
Iva
01:42:34Where’d Luma go?
Dungeon Master
01:42:34Luma and01:42:36Luma and Hazel can for sure crawl under it.01:42:40Um,01:42:42Iva probably can, but it’s a little bit of a squeeze.01:42:45Rhys would have, not Rhys,01:42:47Temerity would have trouble, but maybe01:42:50could do it. Rhys could not.
Rhysaene
01:42:52Yeah.
Iva
01:42:53Uh,01:42:54Iva has no problem because Iva shifts into a halfling.
Dungeon Master
01:42:59then Iva would have no problem crawling under it.
Temerity
01:42:59- Yeah.
Iva
01:43:00Thank you.01:43:01Thank you.
Hazel
01:43:04Wait, actually, I don’t know why Hazel would find that disturbing, but I think she does.
Temerity
01:43:08Temerity absolutely finds it a little disturbing.
Iva
01:43:08Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:43:09Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:43:09It would…
Hazel
01:43:09Yeah.01:43:11Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:43:12I…
Iva
01:43:12Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:43:12I don’t believe your equipment changes with you in any way, does it?01:43:16It’s not like Wild Shape.
Iva
01:43:16Nope.
Dungeon Master
01:43:17Your armor is suddenly, like…01:43:22You are a child-sized person wearing full adult armor.
Iva
01:43:24Yep, it looks really goofy.
Luma
01:43:28Uh,01:43:29A little bit we’ll check to see if there’s like a lever or something for the portcullos.
Dungeon Master
01:43:32There doesn’t seem to be a lever, but you can give me an investigation check if you want.
Luma
01:43:38Okay.01:43:39Thank you.
Iva
01:43:39It, it, it, I’m not gonna lie, Iva looks really goofy as she does, like, the little toddler walk under the portcullis with her armor on.
Luma
01:43:47God, guidance is really fucking carrying me through these crazy jokes.01:43:54Sorry, investigation?
Dungeon Master
01:43:56Yes.
Luma
01:43:56Oh yeah, 25.
Dungeon Master
01:43:58Do you know in the playtest for 2024, the playtest version of Guidance was limited to you can benefit from it once per rest?
Luma
01:44:06Yeah, well, they’re cowards, so…
Hazel
01:44:07- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:44:08- Yeah.01:44:08Well, they didn’t do that, so…
Temerity
01:44:08Oh.
Hazel
01:44:11Oh.
Luma
01:44:11This is the replacement for taking 20.
Dungeon Master
01:44:11That didn’t make it in.
Rhysaene
01:44:12Thank you.
Hazel
01:44:14Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:44:14Um,01:44:15What did you say? 24?
Luma
01:44:1725.
Dungeon Master
01:44:18you’d,01:44:19You…01:44:21You find what was probably once a lever mechanism, but it is corroded…01:44:29rusted shut.01:44:31um,01:44:32You could maybe spend some time fixing it.01:44:36But in your investigation, you also discover the portcullis itself is like,01:44:41Corroded to hell.01:44:44Um,01:44:44It probably would take no effort at all to just like bring the whole thing tumbling down.
Temerity
01:44:45Okay.01:44:49Yeah, I was going to ask…01:44:52Does Tamarity know that we aren’t supposed to go into any places that are like locked in?01:44:58Like, were those orders made clear to Temerity?
Luma
01:45:02No.
Temerity
01:45:03Okay.
Luma
01:45:04Luma has not said it. It is written on the thing, but I don’t know that Luma said it to anybody.
Temerity
01:45:04Yeah.01:45:08Yeah, Temerity is going to just grab…01:45:12one of the bars on grab the crossbar in the gate and like try and01:45:16uh,
Luma
01:45:16Wait, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Temerity
01:45:17Shake it a little.
Luma
01:45:18Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:45:19You shake it a little trying to figure out
Temerity
01:45:19Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:45:22just how much resistance you will meet,01:45:24and you pull the entire portcullis from the wall.
Hazel
01:45:27Go 10, go 10.
Temerity
01:45:28Well…
Luma
01:45:29Oh, we weren’t supposed to break any locking mechanisms.
Temerity
01:45:32Oh.01:45:34I’m
Hazel
01:45:34Seems it was already broken when we got here.
Temerity
01:45:39I’m sorry, Luma.01:45:40Uh,
Hazel
01:45:41It was already broken when we got here.
Temerity
01:45:44Yeah.
Iva
01:45:45It’s possible those rust monsters ate at it.
Dungeon Master
01:45:49It is…01:45:50for sure possible that they did that.
Temerity
01:45:52They did for sure in the corner.
Luma
01:45:53Yeah.01:45:54Okay, yeah, I guess…
Temerity
01:45:57Uh, Temerity, you’re just gonna try and carry…01:46:01I carefully set it down.
Dungeon Master
01:46:04You carefully set it
Luma
01:46:05Well,
Rhysaene
01:46:05Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:46:06Lemo’s gonna run over and grab the large beetle
Dungeon Master
01:46:06You care.
Luma
01:46:08and drag it over and then like
Dungeon Master
01:46:10It’s just…
Luma
01:46:10press the antenna into the porcollas.
Hazel
01:46:10Mm-hmm.01:46:13No evidence.01:46:15Yes.
Dungeon Master
01:46:15uh,
Iva
01:46:15Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:46:15The antenna does not seem to corrode it further, but you are able to set it up there.
Iva
01:46:16Okay.
Luma
01:46:18Oh, man.
Dungeon Master
01:46:21Temerity, you carefully adjust the portcullis, try and get it lined up exactly where it was,01:46:27and the second you stop supporting its weight, it collapses the bottom…01:46:33Uh,01:46:34like spikes or whatever you, poles.01:46:39crumple into the ground, disintegrating, and the whole thing just basically collapses on itself, sending metal rust01:46:48like,01:46:48powder into the air.
Luma
01:46:51Is there a…
Hazel
01:46:51I wouldn’t breathe that in.
Temerity
01:46:52Yeah, Temerity holds her breath.
Luma
01:46:52Is there a lever on…01:46:54Is there a lever on our side of the forcullis?
Dungeon Master
01:46:57There’s a lever on both sides.
Luma
01:46:59Oh, okay.01:47:00Yeah, okay, technically it wasn’t a locking mechanism, it was just a door, so…01:47:04This is to say I wasn’t locked.
Dungeon Master
01:47:06Also, you’re pretty sure if you had taken the time to, like,
Temerity
01:47:06-
Dungeon Master
01:47:10unjoint the lever and it had in by some miracle worked the process of raising01:47:17or lowering the door would have also destroyed it.
Luma
01:47:21is absolutely trying to justify being allowed to continue deeper.
Temerity
01:47:25heheheheh
Hazel
01:47:26Yeah, of course.
Dungeon Master
01:47:26You…
Luma
01:47:26Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:47:27You were specifically, to help with that justification, you were specifically, this section is supposed to be four vaults and you have seen two.
Hazel
01:47:28Yeah.
Luma
01:47:35Okay. All right. Yeah, that’s fine then.
Temerity
01:47:35Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:47:37You were specifically told to map four vaults that comprise this area.
Rhysaene
01:47:38Yeah.
Luma
01:47:41Yeah, any normal NotLumo would be like, yeah, okay, sure.01:47:46The thing specifically said locking mechanisms.01:47:49This is a door.01:47:50That’s a locking mechanism.
Temerity
01:47:51Uh,
Luma
01:47:54But no, she rationalizes.01:47:55She’s like, okay, let’s keep going.
Dungeon Master
01:48:01You keep going.01:48:03Give me, everyone give me perception checks.
Iva
01:48:03Right.
Temerity
01:48:07All right.
Rhysaene
01:48:07Yeah.
Iva
01:48:09I’m getting worse at these.
Hazel
01:48:09Pay you five bucks to use passive.
Dungeon Master
01:48:12No.
Hazel
01:48:13Damn it.
Temerity
01:48:14Oh.
Iva
01:48:14Thank you.
Hazel
01:48:15Okay, that’s good.01:48:16I don’t think I have…01:48:18five American I could be spending anyway.
Temerity
01:48:18Oh, fuck.
Luma
01:48:20Well,
Temerity
01:48:20I can finally,
Luma
01:48:23You just say five Ameri- what?
Hazel
01:48:26Yeah, I said, can I pay you five bucks to use my passive?
Luma
01:48:28Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:48:29- Hey, Eylesis, did you say 12?
Luma
01:48:3112.
Dungeon Master
01:48:32Okay.
Luma
01:48:33- Oh, here.
Dungeon Master
01:48:33uh,
Luma
01:48:34Yes, sir.
Dungeon Master
01:48:34to Temerity.01:48:35Temerity Luma.01:48:37And, um,01:48:39Hazel, as you pass through this next hallway,01:48:42into the chamber beyond, you all make note of something.01:48:47The walls of these chambers have been intricate, like, clearly dwarven architecture. These, like,01:48:53Um,01:48:54relief carvings in the walls in these very geometric harsh angles.01:48:58As you pass through this hallway, there is a section of wall that is01:49:04smooth stone, still very much like01:49:08like, like man, manmade or like work stone as opposed to natural.01:49:14But one of the walls is a section of smooth stone with no such carvings.01:49:19And it should be visible01:49:22On the map.
Temerity
01:49:25Yeah.01:49:25Right there.01:49:27I seize it.
Hazel
01:49:28- Oh yeah.
Luma
01:49:29They’re right next to us.01:49:29Oh.
Hazel
01:49:31hidden passage.
Luma
01:49:33Ha!01:49:34Luma pulls out01:49:35uh,01:49:37or finger.
Hazel
01:49:37block.01:49:38secrets.
Luma
01:49:38picks off her glove.
Temerity
01:49:39Finger.
Luma
01:49:42And01:49:43She’s gonna consume one of the charges to use her Wando secrets.
Dungeon Master
01:49:49You use your wand of secrets, magic pulsing outward looking for…01:49:54Sorry, what does it do and what’s the range?
Luma
01:49:58Uh,01:49:59Wand of secrets.01:50:02Uh,01:50:04While holding it, you can take a magic action to expend one charge, and if a secret door or trap is within 60 feet of you, the wand pulses and points at the one nearest to you.
Dungeon Master
01:50:14Okay.01:50:17Um,01:50:18you channel the magic, it pulses out from you,01:50:22and you feel the tug of it pointing.01:50:25But it does not point at the section of wall right by you.01:50:28It points to the north side.01:50:30Um,01:50:31and slightly to the, um,01:50:35East.
Luma
01:50:36That way.
Dungeon Master
01:50:36So north left.01:50:39um,
Luma
01:50:39North left.01:50:42follows her finger.
Dungeon Master
01:50:46uh,01:50:49Coming into this chamber, it appears very similar to the first one, but even more grand. It is a01:50:55And they’re less like,01:50:56There’s less like infrastructural stuff like pipes and a lot more workshop equipment. It looks like a lot of workshops set up in here. Um, some around pillars, um, some all on the walls. Um, all of the workbenches are on like locking wheels. So it was clear that they could be like rearranged around the room. Um,01:51:23And your wand of secrets01:51:27Um, it, it pointed up north and, uh, slightly east, uh, based on what you know of the range,01:51:34it would have been point at.01:51:36My map performance is so bad.01:51:38It would have been pointing up somewhere in this area.
Luma
01:51:46That’s not good.
Dungeon Master
01:51:48And yeah, coming up here, you see very clear01:51:53charring and scorch marks around this event.01:51:59or, um,
Luma
01:51:59that would be a trap.
Dungeon Master
01:52:00drain.01:52:02uh,01:52:03Give me a investigation or perception check.
Iva
01:52:05Thank you.
Luma
01:52:08What is…01:52:10The map is being really weird and there’s stuff over way to my right that I can see.
Dungeon Master
01:52:14Right here, right?
Luma
01:52:17Mike.01:52:19here.
Dungeon Master
01:52:19That shouldn’t be visible one second.
Luma
01:52:22So I’m gonna zoom in. I didn’t see anything. I just saw that there was elimination in that area.
Dungeon Master
01:52:25No, I know it.01:52:27Thank you.
Iva
01:52:29illumination.
Dungeon Master
01:52:31Yeah.
Iva
01:52:32Thank you.
Luma
01:52:32uh,01:52:34Okay, sorry, what was I?
Dungeon Master
01:52:35That should be fixed.
Luma
01:52:37What was I rolling?
Dungeon Master
01:52:38You were rolling Investigation.
Luma
01:52:44Investigation is a.01:52:4810, 11.01:52:5217.
Dungeon Master
01:52:55With a 17.01:52:57you notice that the area around the vent01:53:01Um,01:53:02The floor has a slightly different…01:53:05patterning to it.01:53:07But more importantly, it appears to be raised…01:53:10from the level of the floor by like,01:53:14A small fraction of an inch.01:53:16Barely noticeable, but you do notice that the floor here is slightly higher than the floor around it.
Luma
01:53:23Uh,01:53:24Yeah, Luma will point that out and say,01:53:27I’d probably be careful that01:53:28uh,01:53:29The tattoos can reveal secret doors and traps.01:53:34So I think that one might be a trap.
Dungeon Master
01:53:36Which does mean that the section of smooth stone was not a secret door.
Luma
01:53:43Oh yeah, also that section of Susan was in a secret jar.01:53:48I don’t.
Temerity
01:53:49It’s just that.
Luma
01:53:49I,01:53:50it,01:53:50Does that remind me of the Passwall?
Dungeon Master
01:53:54No, the Passwall…01:53:57would have been undetectable were it not for magic.
Luma
01:54:01Okay.01:54:02Gotcha.
Dungeon Master
01:54:04Um,01:54:05This is…
Luma
01:54:05Yeah, I don’t know why that section is smooth.
Dungeon Master
01:54:07you could investigate it if you would like.
Luma
01:54:11Yeah, now that we know that it’s not a secret door, Luma’s gonna run back over and and.01:54:17Plunk her forehead on it.
Iva
01:54:18And not playing a horror game because it’ll move around fast.
Dungeon Master
01:54:18Um…
Luma
01:54:20Thank you.01:54:21Oh, sorry.
Dungeon Master
01:54:21There’s some
Iva
01:54:23Okay.
Luma
01:54:24Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:54:25- Don’t apologize.
Luma
01:54:25- Go over here.01:54:27Mm-hmm.
Iva
01:54:27Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:54:27Bruce should have been able to see where the light was coming through the…
Iva
01:54:30I could kind of see where it was.
Luma
01:54:31Uh,01:54:32Luma’s going to consume one of her charges of Tinker’s magic to make a lamp for Iva, since Iva refuses to have it.
Iva
01:54:38I can’t carry it.01:54:41I can’t carry it.
Dungeon Master
01:54:44fucking attach it to your belt.
Luma
01:54:44uh…
Iva
01:54:44We hear you.
Hazel
01:54:45Wait, don’t you still have your lantern?
Luma
01:54:45Pin it up.01:54:46I was going to say, can you end up?01:54:48Can you not put it on your belt?
Iva
01:54:48We’ve had this discussion before, and you said no, Kat.
Dungeon Master
01:54:52What?
Temerity
01:54:55Because Bruce has a spear and a shield, so both of his hands are occupied.
Dungeon Master
01:55:00A lantern could be tied to your belt.01:55:02We have absolutely not had this.
Iva
01:55:03The first time we had this conversation, you said…
Dungeon Master
01:55:06That absolutely did not happen.
Luma
01:55:09Giving you a lamp…
Iva
01:55:11Right. I will.
Hazel
01:55:12I thought we had talked about, I thought we had talked about,
Temerity
01:55:12I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:55:12I didn’t even…
Hazel
01:55:14Iva’s lantern last session in regards to this, and we were like, oh, right, yeah, Iva does have her lantern because, uh,01:55:23Yara yara set to keep.
Dungeon Master
01:55:25I think that might be true. Where is…01:55:29What layer is that?01:55:31fire on.
Iva
01:55:32No, I’ll take it. Put it on my hip.
Dungeon Master
01:55:33light source.
Luma
01:55:37fire.
Dungeon Master
01:55:38the light source that’s attached to Luma.
Luma
01:55:40Oh yeah, the light source that I got really confused by because it overlays with Luma’s name and I thought it said Ligma Drace.
Dungeon Master
01:55:45Yeah.
Temerity
01:55:46laughs
Iva
01:55:47Lick my draith.
Rhysaene
01:55:48I did.
Temerity
01:55:51Like, Matrice is great.
Luma
01:55:52I was so confused because I was like, what is that text?
Hazel
01:55:53It’s so sad.
Luma
01:55:55And then I scrolled in and like my brain couldn’t parse the two.
Temerity
01:55:57I’m sorry.01:55:58I don’t know.
Luma
01:55:59And I went, I was going to say Ligma underneath Luma.
Temerity
01:56:01laughing
Iva
01:56:02laughter
Rhysaene
01:56:04-
Temerity
01:56:05Hey, have you ever heard of Ligma?01:56:07Ligma trace.
Luma
01:56:08- Yeah.01:56:09It’s like, what is Kat doing to the fucking White Sox name?
Temerity
01:56:11laughs
Luma
01:56:12Sorry.
Dungeon Master
01:56:15Um,01:56:16Not only did I not say no, at no point did I ever say no because you don’t have free hands.01:56:22I’ve specifically described the Order of the Lantern as either carrying their lanterns on their belt or on their shield.
Temerity
01:56:31Yeah.
Iva
01:56:33I, I,
Dungeon Master
01:56:33multiple times.
Luma
01:56:35Field might be a little silly.01:56:37But,
Dungeon Master
01:56:38Now they put like a hook on it.
Luma
01:56:38I mean…
Iva
01:56:38I swear there was a reason why I didn’t have it.01:56:41like that.
Hazel
01:56:42It is a little silly, but it kind of goes hard aesthetically.01:56:45Like imagine like a like a like a guy holding his shield out and this like holy symbol of his order, the lantern.
Temerity
01:56:45Oh, oh.
Luma
01:56:45True.
Dungeon Master
01:56:51Uh-huh.01:56:52It is 100% that kind of deal.
Luma
01:56:52Lantern.01:56:56Lantern shields used to exist, but they were really crazy because they built them specifically to have the lantern in the shield.
Dungeon Master
01:57:04That is crazy.
Luma
01:57:05Here’s a picture of an actual lantern shield.01:57:08Also, the blacksmiths that made lantern shields went fucking insane.01:57:11They’re like, oh, we could do other things too.01:57:12So don’t mind the other things on the…
Iva
01:57:14I,
Hazel
01:57:15Cat quickly making a drink, no use is that.
Temerity
01:57:16Buh.
Luma
01:57:16But she…
Iva
01:57:16Yeah.
Luma
01:57:17but you can,01:57:18You can see the little hatch at the top of that.
Hazel
01:57:18I don’t know.
Luma
01:57:21is where the lantern is.
Temerity
01:57:23- Oh.
Dungeon Master
01:57:23The golden canary in charge of, like, artificer shit might…01:57:29Fuck with something like that.
Temerity
01:57:31Hehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:57:33goofy. Um,
Temerity
01:57:34That’s crazy.
Luma
01:57:36- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:57:37Luma, you can give me…01:57:40An intelligence check if you are proficient in stonemasons tools, you may add your proficiency bonus.
Luma
01:57:48Um…01:57:51Stonemason’s Tools.01:57:59uh,01:58:02would be01:58:04No, because I have my…01:58:08Wand of Secrets.01:58:09and my bag of holding.01:58:12So I do not have my Mantiful tool.01:58:15so I cannot be provisioned.01:58:16Okay, so intelligence check.
Dungeon Master
01:58:18Yes.01:58:19with guidance, presumably.
Luma
01:58:19I’m going01:58:20I’m going to draw a little tiny dwarf on my shoulder.01:58:25and
Temerity
01:58:26I mean…
Luma
01:58:28Thank God for the little tiny dwarf, because I rolled a…01:58:3312.01:58:34total.01:58:35Wait, oh, sorry, intelligence.01:58:36Uh…
Dungeon Master
01:58:37Yes.
Luma
01:58:3816.
Dungeon Master
01:58:3916 total. You look at the Smooth Stone.01:58:44um.01:58:45You study it.01:58:46And the little dwarf on your shoulder whispers, ain’t no dwarf made this change.
Temerity
01:58:52And it’s mute.
Iva
01:58:52Okay.
Luma
01:58:53like a little dark buddy.
Temerity
01:58:56Hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:58:56But you study it.01:58:57Um,01:58:59Yeah, it’s clear01:59:00There was something happened to this wall that required repair.01:59:06The repair was not done with the love of craftsmanship that has gone into the rest of these vaults.01:59:12It is fine.01:59:13It’s not…01:59:14poor quality by any means, but it’s smooth stone.01:59:19Um,01:59:21done to maintain01:59:23stability and nothing else.
Luma
01:59:26Lumet.01:59:27is going to draw.01:59:29a pickaxe.
Dungeon Master
01:59:32Uh-oh.
Luma
01:59:32And.01:59:33Coke a hole in the wall.01:59:35She is going to make sure that it is no larger than one foot.
Dungeon Master
01:59:36Uh,01:59:40Okay.01:59:43um,01:59:44no larger than one foot in any direction.
Luma
01:59:47Yes.
Dungeon Master
01:59:48um,
Luma
01:59:48in any dimension,
Dungeon Master
01:59:53You chisel through the wall. The wall is not a foot thick.01:59:58So you,01:59:59You cut through the wall.02:00:04I guess I can’t rely on the map here because that wouldn’t make any sense.02:00:07You chisel through the wall and it opens up a…02:00:11I don’t know how to do this with Smoke Inspector.02:00:14um,02:00:15It opens up a little tiny hole02:00:18But I don’t know how to do it.02:00:22Oh.
Luma
02:00:24If Luma can peer through and see if it’s, like, safe on the other side, she’ll teleport through the hole.
Dungeon Master
02:00:30Oh boy.02:00:31I don’t know how to do that either.
Luma
02:00:33Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:00:33Bonk.02:00:34Bonk.
Luma
02:00:34I was hoping to make it easier on you, but I think that does make it worse.
Dungeon Master
02:00:36Bonk.02:00:37Well, unfortunately, I like…
Luma
02:00:40You might be able to control X, control V me across the barrier.
Iva
02:00:40Yeah.
Luma
02:00:46or control CV.02:00:47CV might be better.02:00:51Right click.
Dungeon Master
02:00:51It fucked up the light source.
Luma
02:00:51Happy…02:00:54Uh-oh.
Dungeon Master
02:00:55I think it copied the light source.02:00:58Control C.02:01:00Control V, nope, that’s two Luma’s where we don’t want them.02:01:04Uhm?02:01:05There’s a way I need nobody move your tokens for a minute.
Luma
02:01:10Yeah, that really hard, hard barriers me.
Dungeon Master
02:01:14Okay, yeah, nobody move your tokens at all.
Luma
02:01:17- Yeah.
Temerity
02:01:18Thumbs up.
Dungeon Master
02:01:19Luma, you crack open the wall and you peer through the side and what looks like natural stone is revealed.
Luma
02:01:26Oh, shit.
Dungeon Master
02:01:28um,02:01:29You are standing in a natural cavern of some sort.02:01:32You look around and you see signs that…02:01:35Behind you of the old dwarven stonework that had collapsed and the rubble just left behind.02:01:41And a wall was constructed to hastily.02:01:45seal off this cavern.
Luma
02:01:49Hey, I’m going to go poke a little bit.02:01:51Somebody stand right next to this hole so I could…02:01:54Use you as a quick escape just in case.
Iva
02:01:56I must stand six for the whole.
Temerity
02:01:59Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
02:02:01Careful now, Luma.
Luma
02:02:01Uh, yeah. I’ll be right back.
Dungeon Master
02:02:04One second. One second.02:02:07How did I do that?02:02:09it on the wall, right?02:02:11uh,02:02:12I just got to make sure you can’t accidentally walk through walls.02:02:16And
Luma
02:02:16- Oh yeah, that would be bad.
Dungeon Master
02:02:17Okay.02:02:18You’re good to go. You can move again.
Luma
02:02:22Luma is going to try and be quiet and sneaky.02:02:24Uh…
Dungeon Master
02:02:24Okay, roll a stealth check.
Luma
02:02:26- Yeah.02:02:28Uh, seven.02:02:30- Plus.02:02:31or02:02:33was02:02:34stealth is four, so 14.
Dungeon Master
02:02:39A 14 fails for the hide action, but it’s more about being quiet.02:02:44than anything else. So you move carefully. As you kind of round that corner, you see some of that glowing rock02:02:52kind of jutting out of the ground, and you see what looks like a big hole.
Luma
02:02:58This is really creepy.02:03:01Uh…02:03:03Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Dungeon Master
02:03:06um,
Luma
02:03:06Ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro.02:03:10I’m going to peer into the hole.
Dungeon Master
02:03:12You peer down into the hole and it appears to be a tunnel that has been…02:03:17dug or or collapsed uh it is it is tunnel like it isn’t just like a hole that has like a big02:03:23cavernous space under it it just is a tunnel that leads almost directly straight down
Luma
02:03:29Can I check the…
Dungeon Master
02:03:29You cannot see the bottom.
Luma
02:03:31I check the edges to see if it’s like,02:03:34If it was…02:03:36But with tools or…02:03:38Naturally,02:03:40made or02:03:42I don’t know, melty,
Dungeon Master
02:03:42Yes.02:03:43Give me a nature check.
Luma
02:03:49That is a 9…02:03:5413.02:03:56Nature.
Dungeon Master
02:03:57Yes.
Luma
02:03:57I have a good mod for that. 19.
Dungeon Master
02:04:00With a 19, it looks like
Luma
02:04:01Sorry, sorry.02:04:0217th.
Dungeon Master
02:04:03with a 17 at…
Luma
02:04:03bathroom.
Dungeon Master
02:04:05It looks like something or multiple somethings over time has burrowed its way out.
Luma
02:04:11All.
Dungeon Master
02:04:12up through the ground. The claw markings appear to be different shapes and sizes, and two have02:04:23occurred at different times, indicating that something small probably burrowed up through02:04:26here at one point, and then something bigger burrowed through that same already weakened02:04:31structure and so on. It does not appear that one 10-foot wide creature did this.
Luma
02:04:36Okay.02:04:38Uh, shall head over this way.
Dungeon Master
02:04:39um,02:04:41As you head this way, you see that the cave narrows.02:04:44This is also kind of got the same like burrowed quality to it.02:04:49and it loops back around02:04:51um02:04:53to the room you were in.
Luma
02:04:56Oma pops out.02:04:57Hello!
Temerity
02:04:59Oh.02:05:01Hi, Luma.02:05:02laughs
Luma
02:05:04Yeah, there’s a whole little tunnel network over there.
Temerity
02:05:08Huh.
Luma
02:05:09I found a pit.02:05:12like a tunnel.02:05:13That looks like monsters made it, they’ll get out.02:05:16But I didn’t see anything else in there.
Temerity
02:05:22Huh.
Luma
02:05:23I’m gonna go
Temerity
02:05:23Well,02:05:25Hopefully we don’t encounter what made it.
Luma
02:05:25fix the hole that I made.
Dungeon Master
02:05:28Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:05:28Where did I have a go?
Hazel
02:05:29At any point,
Temerity
02:05:30- Yeah.
Hazel
02:05:30- Ak-bel? She has disappeared.
Luma
02:05:34Iva, you were supposed to be my escape route.
Hazel
02:05:38Um,02:05:42Do you ever need someone to go into the pit?02:05:47I can turn into a spider.
Luma
02:05:50Oh.
Temerity
02:05:50- I did.
Luma
02:05:51That’s not a bad idea. I was thinking about using some rope in my lantern and lowering it down to see if we can see what’s down there, because it’s really dark.02:05:57Um, but.
Hazel
02:05:58And he…
Luma
02:05:58Let me fix this hole first because…02:06:01I kind of broke a rule, so I need to unbreak the rule.02:06:04And she’ll start casting Mending on the hole that she made.
Dungeon Master
02:06:07um,
Hazel
02:06:07Yes.
Dungeon Master
02:06:08the whole02:06:09The hole that you made is easily meant with the spell.02:06:13Um,02:06:15Give me…02:06:19You’re not proficient in stonemasons tools, so I guess give me a flat intelligence check.
Luma
02:06:28Oh, that’s a good roll.02:06:32intelligence.02:06:34Dirty 20.
Dungeon Master
02:06:363020.02:06:38um,
Luma
02:06:38.
Dungeon Master
02:06:42The…02:06:47the, uh,02:06:49The weathering, the dust…02:06:53All of the, so the Dwarven,02:06:56The dwarven forged like walls with their carvings, all the pillars, everything.02:07:01Looks like it was very well cared for up until02:07:06whatever, like, disaster happened that caused the pillars to, like, shatter02:07:11and these scorch marks to appear up at the north and all of that02:07:14that caused this area to be abandoned.02:07:17Um,02:07:18the weathering and, and,02:07:21And02:07:24uh,02:07:25and the dust accumulation and all of that,02:07:28Um,02:07:30is consistent.02:07:32with these tunnels having been,02:07:34with these chambers having been,02:07:38abandoned for…02:07:41several hundred years.02:07:44which is not inconsistent with what02:07:46you were told that these chambers were sealed about 500 years ago.02:07:52What stands out is that the weathering, the accumulation of dust and kind of just like02:08:02like sedimentation and whatever, like,02:08:06effects happen to stone over the course of time.02:08:10the levels on the repaired wall are not substantially different.02:08:15from the levels on the surrounding walls.
Luma
02:08:20The repaired wall is as old as the other walls.02:08:24Potentially.02:08:26Is that what you’re saying?
Dungeon Master
02:08:26not,02:08:27Not that it’s as old as the other walls, but that they have seen about the same amount of time without someone caring for them.
Luma
02:08:34Ah…02:08:35Okay, I get you.02:08:36Okay, so there’s the same amount of dust on both sides, so it definitely…
Dungeon Master
02:08:39Yes.
Luma
02:08:41hasn’t been disturbed recently. Okay, cool, cool, cool. I get what you mean.02:08:45Okay, yeah. Luma will02:08:48walk back into the main room.02:08:49We should probably…02:08:53Map out this room.02:08:54Uh,02:08:55The order said that I’m not technically supposed to go into unmarked passages and stuff like that.02:09:00Um,02:09:02But I really want to know what’s down that pit.02:09:04So we’ll do that after.
Hazel
02:09:04Aren’t you?02:09:08Aren’t you the one marking the passages?
Luma
02:09:11Yeah.
Hazel
02:09:14Aren’t these all unmarked passages?
Luma
02:09:16Well,02:09:21Well, okay, let me correct. I meant to say that I can’t enter any passages, chambers, or vault segments beyond the designated survey area.
Dungeon Master
02:09:23Thank you.
Hazel
02:09:29at02:09:30Yes.02:09:31Apologies.
Luma
02:09:34Uh,02:09:36Yeah, it says if unmarked passages or structural anomalies are encountered, the surveyor should mark their location on survey mat, no relevant details.02:09:44but should not enter or investigate further.02:09:46I think by unmarked passages, I mean…02:09:49passages that are not part of the vaults.02:09:52Um,02:09:53But I don’t technically know if that hole over there is part of the vault or not.02:09:56I wasn’t here when the vault was built, so, you know…02:09:59Just in case I’m gonna go check it out.
Dungeon Master
02:09:59Thank you.
Hazel
02:10:01laughs
Temerity
02:10:01I mean,
Rhysaene
02:10:02You want us to follow behind?
Luma
02:10:04Well, let me do this room first.02:10:06And then, yeah, we can go check it out.02:10:08I don’t know if you can fit, Doris.02:10:10It’s a really narrow…02:10:12passage.
Rhysaene
02:10:12That’ll be a problem, yeah.
Luma
02:10:17Um,02:10:18But I could take Hazel over.02:10:21I don’t know.02:10:22Let’s do this one first.02:10:24Let’s do the- let’s do the-
Hazel
02:10:24I have a question.
Temerity
02:10:25All right.
Dungeon Master
02:10:26Yes.
Luma
02:10:26Easy.
Hazel
02:10:27Because I’m very…02:10:31I’m pretty good at figuring out what kind of, intuiting what kind of animals would be in the Silver Vale.02:10:39Um,
Dungeon Master
02:10:39Uh-huh.
Hazel
02:10:40but my knowledge of that kind of ends at the part where this is a fantasy world.02:10:44Are there giant spiders in the veil that are like,02:10:47chilling in the forest.
Dungeon Master
02:10:52in nature check.
Hazel
02:10:54Mostly questioning in case,02:10:57of wild shapings.
Dungeon Master
02:11:00Yes, they are not…
Hazel
02:11:00Um,
Dungeon Master
02:11:03I still want the history or the nature check first,
Hazel
02:11:06Yeah, of course.
Dungeon Master
02:11:07determine how I answer this.02:11:08Um,02:11:09but,
Hazel
02:11:11Oh my goodness, a 23, net 20.
Luma
02:11:13Let’s go.
Dungeon Master
02:11:14Holy fuck.
Temerity
02:11:14Yo.
Dungeon Master
02:11:16Let’s see.02:11:17Taking…02:11:18Taking inspiration from GMs I admire, we reward natural 20s with uncanny…02:11:27Uh,02:11:28rewards beyond the usual scope of what you would get so first the answer to your question02:11:33um yes you probably have seen a giant spider or two in your life in the forest02:11:40You would know that they can02:11:42Um,02:11:43be found in the forests of the Silver Vale,02:11:45but they are incredibly rare.02:11:48They are creatures that prefer darkness to light.02:11:52It is better for…02:11:54um,02:11:56their nature as kind of ambush predators.02:11:59um,02:12:00where regular spiders rely on their web.02:12:03So do giant spiders, but it is not…02:12:06flies that they are trying to catch.02:12:09um,
Hazel
02:12:09Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
02:12:12With a natural 20,02:12:15you know that they are not really native to the forests of the Silver Vale, though they can be found there.02:12:21They’re native to02:12:24subterranean superstructures.02:12:26that02:12:27in many settings would be collectively described as the Underdark.
Hazel
02:12:33Hey, okay.02:12:35Um,02:12:37Hit, hit, hit.02:12:39Hazel cut him.02:12:40pauses her, her, her,02:12:44pauses while she’s walking through and goes,02:12:46Oh, I can also turn into a bigger spider, but you guys have to be very cool about02:12:50Yeah.
Luma
02:12:50Uh…
Temerity
02:12:51you
Luma
02:12:52Like, how big of a bigger spider…
Hazel
02:12:55Um, and Hazel will like,02:12:58take her arms and like…02:13:00and like try to like estimate the size02:13:03But she just fucking, she stretches her arms as wide as they can go.02:13:10And she’s clearly struggling to stretch them wider.
Dungeon Master
02:13:13Oh, true. They are large size.
Luma
02:13:15Um…
Hazel
02:13:16you02:13:17that big.
Luma
02:13:17Okay, that’s good information.02:13:20Maybe you should stick to bears. Bears are cool.
Hazel
02:13:22-
Dungeon Master
02:13:24Um,
Temerity
02:13:24Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:13:25Hazel.02:13:26Thinking about.02:13:28being a giant spider, which if you, if you can become one, surely you have in the past.02:13:33um,02:13:35thinking about02:13:36their nature and what you know of them and the rare chance you chanced upon one in the past02:13:44You notice two interesting facts about the room you were standing in.02:13:49um,02:13:51There are scorch marks all across the floor nearby you, around each of the vents.02:13:57And02:13:58especially around the vent in the center. They cover the tools in that area, the wood, the rock.02:14:05Um,02:14:06the tiles,02:14:07Coming from one of the pillars is large strands of what look like spider webbing.02:14:15They are not seared at all. However,02:14:18The second fact you notice is they do appear to have been here a good long while.
Hazel
02:14:26My friends.02:14:29Hazel will point at the spiderwebs.02:14:33Uh,02:14:34Do you not find it?02:14:37Do not find it odd that02:14:40this area seems02:14:42scorched with02:14:44flames, yet these webs remain intact.
Temerity
02:14:50Thank you.
Iva
02:14:50Couldn’t that be that the
Luma
02:14:51Oh.
Iva
02:14:51Webs were here after the Scorcher?
Hazel
02:14:54Well,02:14:55Yes, I would have.02:14:57I would assume that would be the case then.02:15:00I02:15:03would
Luma
02:15:03Well, I can…
Temerity
02:15:07But if that’s…
Hazel
02:15:08Thank you.
Temerity
02:15:09a trap. How did the02:15:10How did they put the webs on it?
Hazel
02:15:11Thank you.
Temerity
02:15:12without
Luma
02:15:13All right.
Temerity
02:15:13igniting it.
Luma
02:15:15Maybe it isn’t a trap.02:15:18I could throw something at it.
Temerity
02:15:20Well, if you do, we should probably step back from all the vents.
Iva
02:15:21Or maybe…
Hazel
02:15:22Yeah, go for it.02:15:23Yeah, go for it.02:15:25Yeah, go for it.
Iva
02:15:26or maybe a02:15:27A big spider set the trap.
Rhysaene
02:15:27Yeah, let’s try that.
Luma
02:15:30I’m almost going to draw a 10 pound weight and throw it.
Hazel
02:15:34knockdown
Dungeon Master
02:15:34you
Hazel
02:15:35knockdown
Dungeon Master
02:15:36you just,
Rhysaene
02:15:36Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:15:3610 pound anvil
Temerity
02:15:37Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:15:37You draw a 10-pound weight and you throw it onto the slightly raised stone and nothing happens.02:15:43The weight skitters across it.
Luma
02:15:47Uh,02:15:48Well,02:15:49I might need more weights, but I can only make one weight.
Rhysaene
02:15:52Where does the spiderwebs like lead?
Temerity
02:15:57Here, hold on, I’ll send you a…
Dungeon Master
02:15:59They’re just like coming off of a pillar.02:16:02Mm-hmm.02:16:04I’m realizing…
Rhysaene
02:16:04Oh, okay.
Dungeon Master
02:16:05That I have created two separate details that when you combine them create a…02:16:14Um,02:16:15a potential conflict02:16:17of data02:16:19Um,02:16:21The spider web does not extend onto…02:16:25I know it does, but…02:16:27Um,02:16:28on the map, but it would not extend on to the raised platform actually.
Temerity
02:16:32Okay.02:16:33Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:16:33The spider web being…02:16:36newer than the surrounding like damage and stuff is a is a independent detail02:16:42from the scorch marks. And I may have incorrectly implied that a giant spider could stand…02:16:50There.
Temerity
02:16:51Gotcha.
Hazel
02:16:51Um,02:16:52Hazel will just…02:16:55after the wheat skitterings across his whole world.02:17:00nod and go,02:17:03It was a good try.02:17:05And in any case,02:17:06uh,02:17:08keep an eye02:17:10Keep an eye, not just02:17:12directly in front of you, but also above and around you.
Luma
02:17:16So.
Hazel
02:17:17these kinds of02:17:19laughs02:17:19a kind of creature that could create something that large,02:17:24will still02:17:26rely on the element of surprise.
Dungeon Master
02:17:28Luma, you look up.02:17:30and a giant, no.02:17:32You do see other spider webs up into the,
Hazel
02:17:33Go.
Dungeon Master
02:17:36this is another 60 foot high ceiling.02:17:39There are not a lot of them.02:17:41There are maybe one or two other like,02:17:44like spots where the pillar has web coming off of it going like to the ceiling. Um,02:17:50And from down here, you can’t really tell the same things you can tell about Swann in regards to, like,02:17:56Apparent age.02:17:57But,02:17:59you know,02:18:00There are not a lot of spiderwebs and you do not see any spiders.
Luma
02:18:04Uh-huh.02:18:05And we’ll start checking out the desks.
Dungeon Master
02:18:08The desks are02:18:10What would have been workstations if it weren’t for hundreds of years of decay, surely they would include like drafting tables with paper and ink and charcoals for drawing plans, smithing tools and anvils.02:18:29but only the things made of solid iron02:18:33Not even those actually survive because the Rust Monsters have had their way with pretty much all the metal in this place.
Luma
02:18:39No, the Ross monster. Sorry. Yeah. Luma’s checking out everything.
Temerity
02:18:40Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:18:44Uh, she walks…02:18:45This direction.02:18:48uh,02:18:51I think this one is a lot bigger than the other ones.
Dungeon Master
02:18:55It is the largest room you’ve been in.
Temerity
02:18:58Yeah.02:18:59Yeah.02:19:01pretty big-ass room.
Luma
02:19:03Oh yeah, it goes way further out that way.02:19:07Holy cow.02:19:08Luma’s making notes while she’s wandering around.
Dungeon Master
02:19:11Luma.
Luma
02:19:11Looking at.02:19:13I find anything interesting. Always looking up, too.
Dungeon Master
02:19:14Everybody…
Luma
02:19:16just
Dungeon Master
02:19:16Everybody, Luma, pause for a minute.02:19:19What was everyone else doing while Luma moved across this room?
Temerity
02:19:22to Temerity…
Iva
02:19:22following along the
Rhysaene
02:19:22Bye.02:19:24How’s the Yuka hit on it?
Temerity
02:19:26Oh, I was just saying, Temerity was just walking around, checking the perimeter, looking up, looking down, looking around.
Dungeon Master
02:19:32Okay.
Luma
02:19:34No.
Temerity
02:19:34Um…
Dungeon Master
02:19:37What was…
Temerity
02:19:39I’ve always following.
Rhysaene
02:19:39Oh, I was going to find Luma.
Dungeon Master
02:19:39What was that?02:19:43Huh? Sorry, multiple people talking at once.02:19:48What, Aev?
Rhysaene
02:19:51I was following behind Luma.
Dungeon Master
02:19:54Rhys was falling Luma. What was Iva doing?
Iva
02:19:58before continuing to follow Luma?
Dungeon Master
02:20:01Yeah, because you walked a path all the way around the…
Iva
02:20:06I was trying to figure out where Luma was because I was going to follow Luma.
Dungeon Master
02:20:09Okay.
Luma
02:20:10you
Dungeon Master
02:20:11then Iva and Rhys were just following Luma.02:20:16um,02:20:18As you get here,
Iva
02:20:18I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
02:20:19Sorry?
Iva
02:20:20Like, I’m supposed to protect her.
Luma
02:20:23Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:20:23Um,02:20:24As you get here,02:20:26you notice a couple things that stand out to your attention immediately. Firstly,02:20:32immediately calling to your attention, there is another rust monster.
Temerity
02:20:39Yeah.
Luma
02:20:40Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:20:41um,
Luma
02:20:42Where is he at?
Dungeon Master
02:20:43there.02:20:44Hold on.02:20:45Where is, where’s my mega rust monster?
Temerity
02:20:48Oh boy.
Luma
02:20:48Oh, shit.
Iva
02:20:48Mega Rhys monster.
Dungeon Master
02:20:50Yeah, the MegaRust monster.
Luma
02:20:51Nick.
Dungeon Master
02:20:52There’s another rust monster in the middle of this kind of like open kind of02:20:56decorative passageway between two rooms. Um,
Iva
02:20:57Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:21:00This rust monster is a little beefier than the others.
Iva
02:21:00Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:21:03Um.02:21:04And it would be looking in your direction, except you can also immediately tell there is no life in this creature.02:21:10It is the corpse of a rust monster.02:21:14um,
Rhysaene
02:21:14Huh.
Luma
02:21:15He’s dead.
Dungeon Master
02:21:16The passage between the two rooms is decorated with three smaller pillars.02:21:22than the other pillars in this place.02:21:24And a fourth collapsed pillar.02:21:27In front of the three smaller pillars on armor stands are…02:21:32Um,02:21:33Dwarven plate mail.02:21:36um,02:21:37Unlike the other plate mail in this place, this armor is remarkably unblemished by time.
Rhysaene
02:21:46Ooh.
Luma
02:21:47activate a second use of her02:21:51Wand of Secrets.
Dungeon Master
02:21:53Um,02:21:56Second use of the Wand of Secrets.02:22:00Well, not.
Temerity
02:22:02Time for Iva to shapeshift into a dwarf.
Luma
02:22:08I just want to make sure that these these these.
Hazel
02:22:08Thank you.
Iva
02:22:08I think that’s…
Luma
02:22:10pieces of playbale02:22:11aren’t traps.02:22:11Yeah.
Iva
02:22:13We would get mad if I said,
Hazel
02:22:13And if they’re not trapped, then they’re magic.
Dungeon Master
02:22:15Luma.02:22:17You detect a trap, it is 60 feet back the other way towards Hazel.
Hazel
02:22:24But,
Dungeon Master
02:22:24However, okay, yeah.02:22:26So you do not detect any traps that are nearer to you than that.
Luma
02:22:26Mm-hmm.02:22:31It points at the nearest one, so if it’s pointing at that one, then that means there isn’t, these ones aren’t trapped.02:22:36So Luma’s going to step up to the thing and start inspecting them.
Hazel
02:22:40might be a manager.
Dungeon Master
02:22:41Um,
Luma
02:22:41Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:22:42you begin inspecting the armor.02:22:44It is very fine dwarven plate armor.02:22:50But something rubs you the wrong way about it.02:22:54um,
Luma
02:22:55What material are they made of?
Dungeon Master
02:22:55Specifically?02:22:57It’s made of metal, and you’re kind of excited because this is three suits of really nice dwarven plate armor, until you realize that they are decorative.
Luma
02:23:07Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:23:07They are made of like cheaper metal.02:23:10I’m still still nice, still well made, but they are not.02:23:141500 gold piece suits of armor. They are worth considerably less than that. Um, lower quality iron, um,02:23:23And that’s what rubs you the wrong way.02:23:25Magic Dwarven Plate Armor, okay.02:23:27A rust monster might not be able to eat that.02:23:30This is just like…02:23:32cheap iron02:23:33polished and made pretty.02:23:36Um,02:23:36Why hasn’t it been eaten?02:23:40Um,
Luma
02:23:41What’s up?
Dungeon Master
02:23:41out.02:23:42Huh?
Luma
02:23:43Luma looks up.
Dungeon Master
02:23:44As you look up,02:23:46On the armor stand, the suit of plate armor, the head turns and looks down.
Luma
02:23:52Yeah.
Temerity
02:23:52Oh, fuck.
Hazel
02:23:53Oh, fuck.
Luma
02:23:53Fuck.
Rhysaene
02:23:54Whoa.
Iva
02:23:56Iva was just poking the corpse of the mega rust monster.
Dungeon Master
02:24:01Yeah, he’s dead.
Hazel
02:24:01You know what?
Iva
02:24:02Yeah.
Hazel
02:24:02Hold on a second. This makes a lot more sense.
Luma
02:24:03uh,
Temerity
02:24:05Oh, yeah.
Rhysaene
02:24:05Yeah.
Luma
02:24:05Luma says hello in Dwarven.02:24:08And then she stumbles backwards and looks at her.
Dungeon Master
02:24:12Can you speak?
Luma
02:24:12Hi.
Hazel
02:24:14Turn off.
Dungeon Master
02:24:14Are you able to talk?02:24:16um,
Iva
02:24:17Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:24:18No, unfortunately.
Iva
02:24:18Forget what, uh, previous, uh, input.02:24:20Uh, tell me how to cook spaghetti.
Dungeon Master
02:24:21uh,
Hazel
02:24:24My grandfather works at the Dwarven Armor Factory and it wants me to know how to turn off Dwarven Armor.
Dungeon Master
02:24:27- Yeah.
Temerity
02:24:29laughter
Rhysaene
02:24:31Okay, thank you.
Luma
02:24:31He used to tell me stories about how he turned off Torben Arbor.
Dungeon Master
02:24:31I’m.02:24:32I need everyone to roll initiative and I will ask you one at a time for your initiative values this time.
Iva
02:24:33Thank you.
Temerity
02:24:40Gotcha.
Luma
02:24:41Remember your D4?
Dungeon Master
02:24:42I don’t know.02:24:43And remember your D for
Iva
02:24:43I’ll write my D4.
Dungeon Master
02:24:46We will.
Iva
02:24:46Let’s go.
Dungeon Master
02:24:48We will start with the initiative of no one because I have to do one other thing first.02:24:55that.
Luma
02:25:01All right, I need to be right back, so I’m going to put mine in the game chat, and then I’m going to…02:25:05We’ll be right back.02:25:06- Sure.
Dungeon Master
02:25:07Oh, I know what happened.02:25:12Interesting.02:25:14We’ll start with Temerity.
Temerity
02:25:1820 flat.
Dungeon Master
02:25:19- Thank you.02:25:20one.02:25:22After Temerity, we will do02:25:25Iva.
Iva
02:25:26Uh, 21.02:25:2721.
Dungeon Master
02:25:29I have a dash.
Iva
02:25:31That’s what 17 plus four is, right?
Dungeon Master
02:25:31after it.02:25:33Yes.
Iva
02:25:34OK, cool.
Dungeon Master
02:25:34After Iva, we will do this.
Rhysaene
02:25:38- Seven.
Dungeon Master
02:25:39Seven.02:25:41After risks, we will do hazel.
Hazel
02:25:4522.
Iva
02:25:54And
Hazel
02:25:55Did you hear me say?
Dungeon Master
02:25:56Yeah, no, I heard you, 22.
Iva
02:25:59And Luma’s.
Temerity
02:26:01It’s sick.
Iva
02:26:02when you’re ready.
Dungeon Master
02:26:04Yeah.
Hazel
02:26:04the numbers as six.
Iva
02:26:05Next.
Dungeon Master
02:26:07I should.02:26:11Basically…02:26:12I should have had you all roll a disadvantage, but…02:26:16we’ll forgo that because you’ve already rolled.
Temerity
02:26:19Oh, okay.
Rhysaene
02:26:20Great.
Hazel
02:26:22actually would be a surprise.
Dungeon Master
02:26:22you02:26:24you would be surprised because you did not know combat was beginning.02:26:29But I’m not making everyone re-roll.
Iva
02:26:29I knew combat was beginning.
Hazel
02:26:35You are a generous02:26:38deity.
Temerity
02:26:38Let’s chat it.
Dungeon Master
02:26:39I’m a lazy deity.
Temerity
02:26:39Yeah.
Luma
02:26:41I’m back.02:26:42- What happened?
Hazel
02:26:42but also.
Temerity
02:26:42Welcome back.
Dungeon Master
02:26:42Welcome.02:26:44We are in combat and the armor.02:26:48We’ll be going first, but I also need to be right back, so if anyone needs a short break, now’s a good time for one.
Rhysaene
02:26:55Oh, good. Okay. I’m going to grab a drink.
Temerity
02:26:55Okay.02:26:58Yeah, I’m going to be right back.
Hazel
02:27:00waits for me.
Luma
02:27:00Whoooo!02:27:05Oh, man.
Hazel
02:27:09- Yeah.02:27:14You know what? I was going to say something, but you know, actually,02:27:18I have evidence to the contrary.02:27:19I was going to be like,02:27:20Hazel goes,02:27:21hmm, I can’t eat this.
Iva
02:27:23He he he he.
Luma
02:27:24What?
Hazel
02:27:24I can’t take it.02:27:25Yeah, you can’t eat animated armor.
Iva
02:27:28Yo, but you do have evidence of the contrary.
Hazel
02:27:31Yeah.02:27:33I’ll be right back.
Luma
02:27:35Can’t wait for the arc of Hazel trying to turn into a rust monster to eat animated armors.
Hazel
02:27:41Yeah.
Iva
02:27:41I’d be really curious.
Luma
02:27:43- Yeah.
Iva
02:28:00Yo, I got stamped till 6 a.m. today.
Luma
02:28:04I…
Iva
02:28:05Why?
Luma
02:28:07Yeah, why?
Iva
02:28:08Because I have the keys and that’s when Casey gets in with work.
Luma
02:28:12Uh-uh.
Iva
02:28:14Unlike yesterday where I did have to stay up till that time.02:28:17I just did.
Luma
02:28:26No, no, no, no, I’m over here.
Iva
02:28:37Oh, my food smells so good.
Rhysaene
02:29:10Hello.
Iva
02:29:11alone.
Luma
02:29:12Wow.
Iva
02:29:14The big birds sing their songs once more.02:29:20an elegant, beautiful sound of02:29:22clack, clack, clack, clack.
Luma
02:29:26Yeah.
Iva
02:29:28Seagulls, they never sleep.
Luma
02:29:30Thank you.02:29:34moink, moink, moink, moink.
Iva
02:29:38I like the cute little02:29:39feral pigeons, the seagulls, they never rest.
Luma
02:29:43Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:29:50I’m back.
Iva
02:29:51Welcome back.
Luma
02:29:52Welcome back.
Dungeon Master
02:29:53Are we still waiting on anyone?
Luma
02:29:55Mariah beer bead.
Hazel
02:29:57No, I’m still here.
Luma
02:29:59Mariah returns.
Hazel
02:29:59Aev and Olivier are
Iva
02:29:59Olivia is.
Dungeon Master
02:30:01Okay.
Iva
02:30:01You did, yeah.
Luma
02:30:01- Great.
Rhysaene
02:30:03Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:30:03us.
Luma
02:30:04It was back.
Dungeon Master
02:30:05Peace.
Luma
02:30:07We’re just waiting on a whoopee.
Hazel
02:30:12Bitch.
Luma
02:30:13Wow.
Iva
02:30:14Right?
Rhysaene
02:30:15- I am.
Dungeon Master
02:30:16Let’s see if I can’t fix the02:30:20the light source on Luma.
Luma
02:30:22What’s wrong with my light source?
Dungeon Master
02:30:24It’s under you for some reason.
Luma
02:30:26Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:30:28It’s because it was a…
Hazel
02:30:29Underwear.
Dungeon Master
02:30:30It was a prop and not a…02:30:32an attachment.
Luma
02:30:33Oh, gasp.
Dungeon Master
02:30:33It should be fixed to now.
Luma
02:30:39Yes.
Dungeon Master
02:30:40I like my little blue fires.
Iva
02:30:40Thank you guys.
Luma
02:30:43He he he.02:30:45Yes.
Dungeon Master
02:30:52Not having to fiddle with the trackers extension is nice.02:31:02I can definitely, I think it would be awesome as a player.02:31:06Because you only have to update it every time you level up.02:31:09As a DM, having to do it for every single individual monster is a lot.
Luma
02:31:15Yeah.
Iva
02:32:27the02:32:32The pasta pool, the loo-do-do-do.02:33:44I broke my fingers.
Dungeon Master
02:33:47Oh no.
Iva
02:33:49pizza was hot.02:36:52You know, if I had a nickel for every time we were about to fight animated armor in Cats games…
Dungeon Master
02:36:58One of the best guys.
Iva
02:37:00I’m going to have two nickels.02:37:02- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:37:03It’s a classic guy.
Hazel
02:37:03through their classic.
Iva
02:37:05It is a classic.02:37:24Rust monsters are also a classic.
Dungeon Master
02:37:26And I did use one of them in a, in a past campaign.
Iva
02:37:30- Thank you.02:37:30No, you had not.02:37:40But you could have.
Dungeon Master
02:37:43for what I could have.
Temerity
02:39:02I’m back.
Dungeon Master
02:39:03Welcome back.
Temerity
02:39:04Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:39:09Iva, are you here?
Rhysaene
02:39:13Yes.
Dungeon Master
02:39:16All right.02:39:19We begin the02:39:22Oops.02:39:24We begin the fight.02:39:26with02:39:28the first of the three armors.02:39:32It, uh,02:39:33It looks down at Luma as Luma looks up.02:39:37And it takes a big old swing down with a metal fist.
Luma
02:39:44Oh fuck.
Dungeon Master
02:39:45Mm.
Temerity
02:39:45Wow.
Dungeon Master
02:39:46A natural 13 plus 4 for 17 to hit.
Luma
02:39:51Yeah, that is.
Dungeon Master
02:39:56or six plus two for eight bludgeoning.
Luma
02:40:01Oh.
Iva
02:40:02Sorry, I wasn’t within five feet of it.02:40:04I can’t block it.
Luma
02:40:07you’re,02:40:08Within five feet of me, but not it, I see. Okay.
Iva
02:40:11Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:40:12um,02:40:13It does the same with its other fist.02:40:17an 11 plus four for a total of 15.
Luma
02:40:21Yeah, that’s--
Dungeon Master
02:40:23uh,02:40:24for a 5 plus 2 for 7 bludgeoning.
Luma
02:40:28Are we…
Dungeon Master
02:40:31And that is all it does.02:40:38which brings us to Hazel’s turn.02:40:41as this thing just,02:40:42Pummels Luma with two fists.
Hazel
02:40:46Ouch.
Temerity
02:40:47Yeesh.
Luma
02:40:48Oh, oh.
Hazel
02:40:51Um…
Luma
02:40:55Big friend and enter.
Temerity
02:40:57laughs
Hazel
02:40:58Hmm.02:40:59Bye.
Luma
02:40:59So friendly!
Hazel
02:41:02I’m going to02:41:03Target Dwarven Armor 1 with02:41:05sacred fleas.
Dungeon Master
02:41:07Go for it. By that I mean I have to roll a dex save.02:41:12It rolls a natural,02:41:1416 for a total of 16.
Hazel
02:41:17Uh, yeah, yeah, that’ll pass.02:41:21They find no purchase in this artificial creature.
Dungeon Master
02:41:25You conjure your mote of lunar fire and it just skitters over armor, leaving it unharmed.02:41:32All right.
Hazel
02:41:33And then she02:41:38- Thank you.02:41:40Why not?02:41:43Thank you.02:41:45Three animated armors.02:41:47of one wild shirt.02:41:51I’m going to run. I’m just going to run up here.
Dungeon Master
02:41:54Okay.02:41:55EOT.
Hazel
02:41:57EOT.
Dungeon Master
02:41:59you know,02:42:00That brings us to02:42:02either.
Luma
02:42:04to end in the center of all these so I can02:42:06faerie fire them.
Dungeon Master
02:42:10Eylesis said, I think, try not to end in the center of all of these so that they can be fairy fired.
Iva
02:42:16Yep.
Luma
02:42:16My microphone not coming across?
Dungeon Master
02:42:18The end did, the beginning did not.
Luma
02:42:21Oh, sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:42:25In fact, what came across was end in the center of all these so they can be fairy fired.
Hazel
02:42:29Thank you.
Iva
02:42:30Yeah.
Temerity
02:42:30-
Iva
02:42:31which is a very different command, but I was like, all right.
Luma
02:42:31Yeah.02:42:32Uh…02:42:35Damn it.
Iva
02:42:39Iva will walk this way to not be in the center of all these so they can be better.02:42:44Fairy Fired?
Dungeon Master
02:42:45- Yeah.
Iva
02:42:46I think.
Luma
02:42:47Ha ha ha.
Iva
02:42:48Why remaining in, you know…02:42:51Prime, Agro, I, for the…02:42:56do that from the Rust Monsters.02:43:00Um,02:43:01She is going to attempt to hit this.02:43:03It seems well armored, so I am going to choose to…02:43:07uh,02:43:08precise strike it.02:43:12So I have advantage.
Dungeon Master
02:43:14Yes, go for it.
Iva
02:43:17a 20.
Dungeon Master
02:43:19A 20 will hit.02:43:21Which one are you hitting?
Iva
02:43:24The…02:43:27three.
Dungeon Master
02:43:31Um,02:43:35Yeah, 20 will hit, so roll your damage.
Iva
02:43:38All right.02:43:48Damage is02:43:50d6 plus d8 because I precisely…02:44:00That is fire boost.02:44:03Nine damage.
Dungeon Master
02:44:05You spear at…02:44:09you spear at this piece of armor and your02:44:12Spear tip goes through the metal…02:44:15Um,02:44:17it,02:44:18It becoming very clear that02:44:21that02:44:22While these are like very intimidating in appearance,02:44:26the actual armor itself would not really protect someone.
Iva
02:44:31Um,
Dungeon Master
02:44:33As you put a hole in it.
Iva
02:44:37Well done.02:44:39Here to you.
Dungeon Master
02:44:41DOT.02:44:45No.02:44:46- Armor III.02:44:48will retaliate swinging at Iva.02:44:52And it brings its fist up and swings wide at you for a total of 14 to hit.
Iva
02:44:58Don’t miss.
Dungeon Master
02:44:59As Iva kind of dodges out of the way, the fist swings with another, rolling a natural 19 plus 4.02:45:06um02:45:07fists.
Iva
02:45:07about it.
Dungeon Master
02:45:08mashing into you for a total of eight points of bludgeoning damage.02:45:16as it just slams you.02:45:20um,02:45:21that ends its turn and brings us to Temerity’s turn.
Temerity
02:45:25All right.02:45:28Temerity is going to…02:45:30Step up.02:45:32into a rage.02:45:34and smack
Dungeon Master
02:45:35How many times can you do that?
Temerity
02:45:37Three. I’ve only done it once.
Dungeon Master
02:45:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Temerity
02:45:39I’m tracking it on my sheet.
Dungeon Master
02:45:42Yeah.02:45:42I was just curious. I didn’t think you were…
Temerity
02:45:45Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:45:46you were going beyond.
Temerity
02:45:48Um,02:45:50Yeah, Temerity’s going to…02:45:51Step here in Rage and then attack Dwarven Armor 1.02:45:57Umm…02:46:00I know you’re about to ferry fire.02:46:01I really want that advantage.02:46:03So I’m gonna reckless attack it.02:46:06for this turn.02:46:12The natural 20.
Dungeon Master
02:46:14I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:46:17Yeah.
Iva
02:46:20She apparently is blessed by the Silver Flame.
Dungeon Master
02:46:23That’s it.
Iva
02:46:24I don’t know why we questioned her.
Temerity
02:46:26laughs
Dungeon Master
02:46:37Yeah, natural 20 hits.
Temerity
02:46:40Yeah, sorry, I’m rolling the damage.02:46:42Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:46:42I gotcha.
Temerity
02:46:42Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:46:51I don’t need it separate for this, just total.
Temerity
02:46:54Okay.02:46:55That’s good.02:47:0441 damage.
Rhysaene
02:47:09Uh-uh.
Dungeon Master
02:47:10- Right.02:47:11Temerity, describe how you one-shot a full health suit of animated armor.
Temerity
02:47:16Yeah, so…02:47:19Temerity kinda like rounds the pillar02:47:22and just hefts the hammer02:47:24up above.02:47:25her head, like grabbing the very bottom of, uh, grabbing the top of it and like02:47:31is just perfectly distant so that she can02:47:34- Yeah.02:47:36leverage like02:47:37a sliding motion of it to just bring it down on top of this armor’s head and just crush02:47:42it like a like like a soda can yeah like a can of monster energy just crush it down into the ground
Dungeon Master
02:47:45Like a can of monster energy.
Temerity
02:47:51I
Rhysaene
02:47:52Did that creature die within 10 feet of me?
Temerity
02:47:56Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:47:56Um,02:47:57Yes.
Rhysaene
02:47:58That’s really funny because I gained temporary hip-worts from that.
Dungeon Master
02:48:02How much do you gain?
Temerity
02:48:02laughs
Rhysaene
02:48:04Pardon?
Dungeon Master
02:48:05How much do you gain?
Rhysaene
02:48:06I mean,02:48:07My Warlock level plus my Charisma modifier.
Dungeon Master
02:48:11How much is that?
Rhysaene
02:48:13So eat.02:48:16from Dog One Blessing.
Dungeon Master
02:48:19Yeah.02:48:21Is that all…
Rhysaene
02:48:21You also gain this benefit if someone reduces an enemy within 10 of you to zero hit points.
Dungeon Master
02:48:27Is that all for Temerity?
Temerity
02:48:30Yeah, because nobody else is closer.
Hazel
02:48:37If you have movement.
Temerity
02:48:38I guess Temerity can move over here and thread in Dwarven Armor too.02:48:42So yeah, boom, that’s end of turn.
Dungeon Master
02:48:45That’s very convenient because Dwarven armor
Luma
02:48:46Oh.02:48:49Damn it.
Temerity
02:48:50Oh.02:48:51They fuck up.
Luma
02:48:51I was hoping that Dwarven Number 2 would walk over as it would be in range of bearing fire.02:48:55It’s fine.
Temerity
02:48:56Oh, yeah.
Iva
02:48:56- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:48:57Yeah.
Temerity
02:48:575, 10, 15, 20.02:48:59Oh, yeah, that’s literally just right outside the range.02:49:02I thought it was still within the range.
Iva
02:49:03Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:49:04Dwarven Armored
Temerity
02:49:05That’s my bad.
Dungeon Master
02:49:06As Temerity in a fugue state,02:49:09blinded by divine rage rushes forward.02:49:12Dwarven Armor 2 tries to uppercut Temerity in the jaw.02:49:18with advantage.
Temerity
02:49:20Here.
Iva
02:49:21at 20.
Dungeon Master
02:49:22of.02:49:23An 11 and a nat 7, so 11 plus 4, so 15.
Temerity
02:49:29That just meets my AC, so yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:49:31So you will take02:49:332 plus 2 for 4 halved back to 2, so you take a total of 2.
Temerity
02:49:38All right, I’m down to 50 hit points.02:49:40because I still had the one missing from the last one.
Luma
02:49:46one missing?
Temerity
02:49:47Yeah, because of the…
Dungeon Master
02:49:48Yeah, to move one damage from…02:49:51a rust monster.
Luma
02:49:52Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:49:55Um,02:49:57It will swing at you again after that.02:50:00uh,02:50:01It’s a natural 10.02:50:02I thought it was a natural 20.02:50:0314 plus 4 is 18, which hits…02:50:06for another…02:50:08max damage, so 8 halved to 4.
Temerity
02:50:12All righty.02:50:13So now I’m at 46 health.
Dungeon Master
02:50:18Yes.02:50:25It is Rhys’s turn.
Rhysaene
02:50:28Um,02:50:29Oh God, okay.02:50:31Um, crap.
Temerity
02:50:31Here, hold on, let me give you…02:50:34A quick screenshot.
Rhysaene
02:50:35- Yeah, this one I will…02:50:42I don’t know if this will even work.02:50:44I’m going to cast Mind Sliver on the armor.
Dungeon Master
02:50:47Okay.
Rhysaene
02:50:48Intelligence saving her, please.
Dungeon Master
02:50:51Um,02:50:52on02:50:54- What?02:50:56What’s your DC?
Rhysaene
02:50:5714.
Dungeon Master
02:51:0314 on02:51:06On witch armor, the one Iva’s fighting,
Rhysaene
02:51:09Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:51:11uh,02:51:15It rolls a natural 17 for a total of 12 on its saving throw.
Rhysaene
02:51:20Oh!
Temerity
02:51:23I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:51:26- Oh my God.
Temerity
02:51:27Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:51:27I have a lot of power.
Temerity
02:51:30laughs
Rhysaene
02:51:30Thank you.02:51:38It takes 5 psychic damage and it has a -1d4 to its next saving throw.
Dungeon Master
02:51:47one is it’s three.02:51:50- Oh, fuck.02:51:53uh,02:52:02You reach out with this magic.02:52:05um,02:52:07And,02:52:08What should02:52:09which should cause it to reel or otherwise give indication that it has been harmed.02:52:15There is no indication whatsoever as your magic to mire the mind finds no mind to mire.02:52:24It is immune to psychic damage. However,02:52:27it does still have minus a d4 on its next saving throw02:52:30because that’s how the spell works.
Rhysaene
02:52:31Yeah.02:52:32Thank you.02:52:33Okay, okay, okay.02:52:35That’s something.02:52:38Um…02:52:43Yeah, I was wondering whether it had a mind to sliver.02:52:48Yeah, that’s me.
Dungeon Master
02:52:52That’s you, no more.
Rhysaene
02:52:54Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:52:56That brings us to Luma.
Luma
02:53:01Oh.
Dungeon Master
02:53:02Hello.
Luma
02:53:03Uh, Luna pulls out her crowbar and runs up and bonks this one on the head.
Dungeon Master
02:53:08Give it a whack.
Luma
02:53:08I’m going to give it a whack.
Iva
02:53:09Okay.
Rhysaene
02:53:09Thank you.
Luma
02:53:10Get all wet.02:53:13Uh,02:53:14Let’s see.02:53:15I need02:53:17This one.02:53:20first.02:53:26That is a…02:53:2824 hits.
Dungeon Master
02:53:29Yes, the 24 hits.
Luma
02:53:30Exactly.02:53:31Yeah.02:53:32Uh…02:53:34And then…02:53:35I’m two-handing this, so it is a…02:53:38D.02:53:39Eat.02:53:40uh,02:53:41Which is, I don’t even know what a fucking D8 looks like, what the hell?
Dungeon Master
02:53:44Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:53:45this one.
Temerity
02:53:45Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:53:46This one?
Iva
02:53:46Thank you.
Luma
02:53:46That’s a D8.02:53:47Maybe, nope, that’s a D10.02:53:49Fuck.02:53:50This one.02:53:50Yeah.02:53:52I’m another booker.
Dungeon Master
02:53:54heard.
Temerity
02:53:54Hee hee hee.
Iva
02:53:54Okay.
Luma
02:53:55- Ah.02:53:57plus four, so I dealt seven.02:54:01radiant damage.02:54:03As I bonk him on the head.
Dungeon Master
02:54:07You give him a bonk.02:54:09And it seems to be fully effective.
Luma
02:54:14She uses the claw part of it to spin his helmet around, and by the time the helmet straightens back up, she has teleported away.
Dungeon Master
02:54:14you.02:54:19Yeah.02:54:21- What?
Temerity
02:54:22Eww.
Dungeon Master
02:54:23Nice.
Luma
02:54:23Yeah.02:54:25Oh, they’re really scary.
Temerity
02:54:27Hehehehe.
Luma
02:54:28Oh, why is there the second light source on my…02:54:31token in the center where I
Dungeon Master
02:54:31I was that attached.
Luma
02:54:33where I grab…02:54:34a little bit from what the fuck.
Dungeon Master
02:54:36Don’t worry about it.
Luma
02:54:38I can’t.02:54:40Okay.02:54:42I can’t drag a little bit.02:54:44Unless I select her first now.
Dungeon Master
02:54:47I can.
Luma
02:54:48What did you do to my character token?02:54:50Oh my God.
Dungeon Master
02:54:50Hold on, let go of Luma.02:54:52Let go.
Iva
02:54:54The call flew by.
Dungeon Master
02:54:56The stupid…02:54:58Light PNG is…
Luma
02:55:01He fixed it.02:55:06I liked it when it was under her.02:55:09Why did you have to break it?
Dungeon Master
02:55:12so I could get at it.02:55:13in case I needed to duplicate it.
Luma
02:55:15I don’t know.02:55:17All right.02:55:18I’m just going to move over here.02:55:20And that’s our turn.
Dungeon Master
02:55:28That’s Luma’s turn.02:55:32Which brings us to02:55:35I remember one who is dead.02:55:41Which brings us to Hazel.
Hazel
02:55:42me02:55:44It’s the girl.
Dungeon Master
02:55:47- Different, different.
Hazel
02:55:47All right.
Temerity
02:55:48- Yeah.
Hazel
02:55:49Which one got mine slivered?02:55:52this one a total one over it, yeah.
Temerity
02:55:53Yeah.
Hazel
02:55:55Sacred flea.
Rhysaene
02:55:56Yes, yes.
Hazel
02:55:56Hrra!
Dungeon Master
02:55:57That’s true.02:55:58We’ll make a dexterity saving throw.02:56:02Yeah.02:56:03And it rolls a natural seven minus…02:56:07Plus 0, minus 1d4, so it fails.02:56:10Uh,02:56:12I slither -c02:56:15three and then roll your damage.
Hazel
02:56:20A tool.02:56:22- Yeah.
Iva
02:56:23-
Dungeon Master
02:56:24Hey!02:56:26uh,02:56:27Not a lot of damage, it is enough to take it from injured to bloodied.
Hazel
02:56:32The moon locked in on this one.
Luma
02:56:33Damage is damage.
Dungeon Master
02:56:35Damage is damaged.
Temerity
02:56:35- Yeah.
Hazel
02:56:35the moon was like,02:56:37the moon was like what the hell this thing isn’t alive why are you making me fire fire in and then
Dungeon Master
02:56:41I don’t know.
Hazel
02:56:42hazel was like nah nah nah
Luma
02:56:42Ha ha ha.
Hazel
02:56:44And then it was like, oh, got it, got it, okay.
Temerity
02:56:44Trust, trust.
Hazel
02:56:48Still not sure. EOT.
Dungeon Master
02:56:53Um,02:56:54uh,
Iva
02:56:58I’m a…02:57:01Uh, I’m gonna just go to hit it with my spear gun.
Dungeon Master
02:57:06Yeah.
Hazel
02:57:09Your spirit gun?
Dungeon Master
02:57:11I also heard spirit gun.
Iva
02:57:11Yeah, but…02:57:13beard gun.02:57:14Uh,02:57:2013.
Dungeon Master
02:57:22A 13 will unfortunately miss.
Iva
02:57:25I would like to make it a precision attack then.
Dungeon Master
02:57:27You are welcome to do that.
Iva
02:57:29Yeah, I think it’s a superiority die to it.02:57:32Let’s go.02:57:34I did that thing again that I said I wasn’t going to do where I forgot the…02:57:38actual die my superiority die is at this level02:57:44I should mark it down somewhere and I keep forgetting to do it.02:57:51I wanna say it’s a d6!02:57:54But it might be a deep wall.02:57:56- Sure.02:58:11No, they are D8s.02:58:15I went the wrong way.02:58:19Uh, plus three, so…02:58:2216.
Dungeon Master
02:58:23A 16 still misses, unfortunately.
Iva
02:58:26All right.02:58:28says they’re not that armored, has more armor than me.
Temerity
02:58:31Hehe.
Dungeon Master
02:58:32You should try having one.
Iva
02:58:35I would like to, but it’s expensive.02:58:40uh,02:58:43I’m going to call that EOT.
Dungeon Master
02:58:49and do do do do do.02:58:51Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.02:58:54Um,02:58:57Oh, my computer is very angry at me.02:59:14All right.02:59:15I have a end of turn.02:59:19Which brings us to Dwarven Armor 3.02:59:24There’s a perfectly good Iva right here.
Temerity
02:59:28I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
02:59:29As it swings at you,
Iva
02:59:29Here’s a perfect…
Dungeon Master
02:59:31The first attack is a natural one and the second is a natural 19.02:59:36It fakes you out with a fist aimed for your face,02:59:39and then uppercuts your jaw with its other hand02:59:43for a total of five points of bludgeoning damage.
Iva
02:59:46kind of fucked up.
Dungeon Master
02:59:50That is its turn.02:59:54which takes us to02:59:56Temerity.
Temerity
02:59:59All righty, Temerity is gonna03:00:02attack.03:00:03this Dwarven Armor 2 recklessly.
Dungeon Master
03:00:07Go for it.
Temerity
03:00:1618 to hit.
Dungeon Master
03:00:1818 will just hit.
Temerity
03:00:20Cool.03:00:48That’s…03:00:4928 damage to Dwarven Armor 2.
Dungeon Master
03:00:53Okay.03:00:55Minus 28, that’s crazy damage.
Temerity
03:00:58And then it should make a constitution saving throw.
Dungeon Master
03:01:02conceive.03:01:05One save.
Temerity
03:01:07CC 14.03:01:09or be toppled.
Dungeon Master
03:01:09easy.03:01:11PC 14.03:01:13It rolls a natural 19 and is not toppled.
Temerity
03:01:16Fuck!
Rhysaene
03:01:17Ooh.
Dungeon Master
03:01:19You.
Temerity
03:01:19And that’s my turn.
Dungeon Master
03:01:21uh,03:01:22You bring the hammer into this creature and put a huge dent03:01:27Uh,03:01:28a huge dent in03:01:30in the armor.03:01:32Um…03:01:37but you are unable to knock it to the ground.03:01:44Bringing us.03:01:46You nearly kill it, actually.
Temerity
03:01:47Ah, fuck.
Dungeon Master
03:01:49Uh,03:01:51Bringing us two Dwarven Armor 2, which will attack you back.03:01:55It will retaliate with advantage.
Temerity
03:01:57- Alrighty.
Dungeon Master
03:01:58Natural 16 for a total of 21.
Temerity
03:02:03That hits, definitely.
Dungeon Master
03:02:05and a natural 17 also hits, so it will do.03:02:10uh,03:02:108 halved to 403:02:12And 8 halved 2/4, so a total of 8 factoring in your resistances.
Temerity
03:02:18All righty, so I’m at 38 health.
Dungeon Master
03:02:20minus.
Temerity
03:02:24Oof.
Dungeon Master
03:02:26just03:02:27Big oof.03:02:30That brings us to risk.
Rhysaene
03:02:32Okay, I’m a eldest bless the fucking alma.03:02:36in front of either
Temerity
03:02:37Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:02:38Okay.03:02:49I dropped that down somewhere, right?
Rhysaene
03:02:52Oh, 17.
Dungeon Master
03:02:57A 17 will just miss.
Rhysaene
03:03:00Well,
Iva
03:03:05lightly harbored.
Rhysaene
03:03:11That’s when you…
Dungeon Master
03:03:11I didn’t say they were lightly armored.
Temerity
03:03:14They’re heavy. They’re03:03:16They’re full plate, but they’re not up to dwarven schnuff.
Iva
03:03:24Nah, it sounds like they’re full plate.
Rhysaene
03:03:26I don’t know.
Temerity
03:03:27Did I say half plate?
Dungeon Master
03:03:27Does that03:03:28No, you…
Temerity
03:03:28I meant full plate.
Rhysaene
03:03:29Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:03:29No, you said full plate.
Dungeon Master
03:03:31Bruce is being difficult.
Temerity
03:03:31Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:03:32Is that?
Iva
03:03:32I am being difficult.
Temerity
03:03:32They’re in Dwarven full plate.
Rhysaene
03:03:34Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:03:34Is that in…
Rhysaene
03:03:35End of a time.
Dungeon Master
03:03:37Thank you.03:03:37that brings us
Rhysaene
03:03:38just firing like a shotgun.
Dungeon Master
03:03:41That brings us to Luma back around.
Luma
03:03:45Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:03:46Hello.
Luma
03:03:48uh…03:03:50I’m almost going to run.03:03:52Over here.03:03:54And bunk them.
Temerity
03:03:55Bonk.
Dungeon Master
03:03:56Bangamore.
Luma
03:03:57Robar coming through.
Temerity
03:03:59Hehehehe.
Luma
03:04:0317.
Dungeon Master
03:04:0417 just misses.
Luma
03:04:06Fuck.
Dungeon Master
03:04:07I’m sure crowbar bounces off plate armor.03:04:11Bye.
Luma
03:04:11Boop, boop, boop, boop.
Temerity
03:04:13Hehehehe.03:04:14Bye!
Luma
03:04:15Oh, wait.03:04:16Sorry, that’s a 14, not an 11.03:04:18Oh, I need better lighting in here.
Dungeon Master
03:04:20F**k.
Luma
03:04:20uh,03:04:2220…03:04:23Well, 20.03:04:24Sorry.03:04:25I can take a picture if you want.
Dungeon Master
03:04:25at Tony Walhane.
Luma
03:04:27It’s the little dice box that I have.03:04:29It’s very, like…
Dungeon Master
03:04:30No, I get it. I have very unreadable dice.
Luma
03:04:30Right.
Dungeon Master
03:04:34role
Luma
03:04:34I’m using my
Dungeon Master
03:04:35damage.
Luma
03:04:36The little opaline ones that I have with the gold…
Dungeon Master
03:04:38Ooh.
Luma
03:04:39Lettering.
Temerity
03:04:39Ooh.
Luma
03:04:40They shine really nicely, unless the box is covering your computer monitor screen.
Temerity
03:04:45He he he he he he he.
Dungeon Master
03:04:46Bye.
Luma
03:04:46Uh…
Dungeon Master
03:04:48sigh
Luma
03:04:49…03:04:51this one.03:04:54That is definitely a 1.03:04:57All that for five Radiant, baby.
Dungeon Master
03:05:01might kill it.
Luma
03:05:04DPS Luma.
Dungeon Master
03:05:04uh,03:05:05Describe how you finish off Dwarven Armor 2.
Iva
03:05:05- Thank you.
Temerity
03:05:06Hehehehe.
Luma
03:05:09Luma says, comment through, as she pops out of a door next to Temerity, her little crowbar hooking one of its little dwarf legs.03:05:19rips it.03:05:20And with the finesse of a person who definitely has fought before,03:05:23just starts pummeling it with the end of her crowbar on the ground03:05:26until it stops moving.
Temerity
03:05:26Just…
Luma
03:05:28Yeah.03:05:30Thank you.
Temerity
03:05:31laughs
Dungeon Master
03:05:32it.03:05:32does indeed stop moving. Is that all for Luma?
Luma
03:05:36Uh…03:05:38Yeah.03:05:39Yeah, that’s her turn.
Dungeon Master
03:05:43Hazel and Sage…
Hazel
03:05:48Andrew and Kazooie.03:05:50Hazel and sage.
Dungeon Master
03:05:50Joan Kazumi.
Hazel
03:05:53The world has won.03:05:55for03:05:58duos such as this. Sorry, I’m stalling.03:06:02True strike.03:06:04I’ll roll a d20.
Dungeon Master
03:06:07you fool.
Hazel
03:06:10Yeah.03:06:13um,03:06:16So we’re going.03:06:18We’re going for it. True strike, baby.03:06:21Whoa.03:06:23Uh,03:06:2421.
Dungeon Master
03:06:25A 21.
Rhysaene
03:06:26Yay!
Dungeon Master
03:06:27Does hit.
Temerity
03:06:28Yeah.
Hazel
03:06:31uh,03:06:35A lung bow is a B8.
Dungeon Master
03:06:37Yes.
Hazel
03:06:40It’s literally the same shit.
Dungeon Master
03:06:44Well, no, because this time you get to add your wisdom.
Hazel
03:06:47true.
Dungeon Master
03:06:49stroke.
Hazel
03:06:49So.03:06:52Uh,03:06:54Seven damage.03:06:56No.03:06:57Eight damage.03:06:59I have 19 wisdom.
Dungeon Master
03:07:02Nice.
Temerity
03:07:03Wise as fuck.
Dungeon Master
03:07:05Is that all for Hazel?
Hazel
03:07:07Uh, yeah, that’s it.03:07:09Oh, right. I was doing it on Dwarven Armor 3.
Dungeon Master
03:07:13Yeah.03:07:13I got that. Luckily, the other ones are dead.
Hazel
03:07:14Okay.03:07:15I mean,03:07:17Okay, I just…
Temerity
03:07:17- Yeah.
Iva
03:07:18- Mm-hmm.
Hazel
03:07:18I didn’t want to go through all that and actually roll that shit and then be told, well, you didn’t specify who you were shooting.
Dungeon Master
03:07:25- You didn’t specify, so you were shooting the dead one.
Temerity
03:07:28-
Rhysaene
03:07:29Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:07:29Iva, it is your turn.
Iva
03:07:31All right.03:07:39Iva is going to so she doesn’t get hit.03:07:42usually another person03:07:44Per face strike.03:07:47You know, we’re all at advantage.03:07:51I nat 20’d.
Dungeon Master
03:07:53But it had to hit.
Rhysaene
03:07:55Yay.
Iva
03:07:55Yeah, now we’re going to be talking about it.03:07:56Yep, he’s probably dead now.
Dungeon Master
03:07:59Probably.
Iva
03:08:01Well, you hear more dice getting rolled?03:08:05One, three, four,03:08:08Bye.03:08:09eight,03:08:09is.03:08:1013, so 17 plus…03:08:14Four is 21.
Dungeon Master
03:08:1721.03:08:21Describe how you finish off the last suit of armor.
Iva
03:08:21is03:08:26I have a…03:08:29Uh, lording from, uh, the, the armor goes to feint it, and as it looks at the feint, pokes through the helmet and takes it off.03:08:38and spins the helmet down to her hand going,03:08:40ah!03:08:41Ah!
Dungeon Master
03:08:42- Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:08:42I…
Dungeon Master
03:08:51Um, yeah, the armor.03:08:53ladders to the floor.03:08:55The animating force that had driven it driven out by the repeated assault of Iva, of Hazel.03:09:03All of you have successfully defeated these suits of armor, which now it is very clear this rust monster had bit off more than it could chew.
Temerity
03:09:16- Uh-huh.
Hazel
03:09:17An entire combat made entirely so Cat could make the joke bit off more than it could chew.
Iva
03:09:21bit off more than you can do.
Temerity
03:09:22Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
03:09:22Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
03:09:23Thank you.
Hazel
03:09:24Plus two, by the way.
Temerity
03:09:26I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:09:26Thank you.
Iva
03:09:27-
Dungeon Master
03:09:28um,
Temerity
03:09:29As Temerity comes out of their rage, the fire burns away03:09:33some of the wounds.03:09:36going to be doing…03:09:38warrior the gods and pulling from my herped eye pool.
Dungeon Master
03:09:40Yeah.
Luma
03:09:43My head hurts.
Iva
03:09:46I am perfect.03:09:50Uh,03:09:51I’m also going to Second Wind.
Dungeon Master
03:09:54Okay.
Temerity
03:09:5514.
Iva
03:09:56Oh.03:09:57There’s another thing I should add to my thing.
Luma
03:10:01- Oh.
Temerity
03:10:05Damn it, I’m at 52 hit points.03:10:09I expanded to
Dungeon Master
03:10:09laughter
Temerity
03:10:10laughs03:10:13That Rust Monster really got me.03:10:18Yeah.
Luma
03:10:18If I added my current HP to my max HP, you would still have more HP than I do.
Temerity
03:10:23Barbarian with tusks, baby.
Dungeon Master
03:10:24to, to, to, to, to.
Luma
03:10:24Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:10:25Thank you.03:10:25What the?
Luma
03:10:25Yeah.03:10:26Yeah.03:10:28-
Dungeon Master
03:10:30Urbane with tough baby.
Luma
03:10:32Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:10:33Um.
Temerity
03:10:33Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:10:34Yeah, you can…03:10:36can heal up.03:10:40as you like.03:10:43the,03:10:44um,03:10:45the slick.03:10:47this like03:10:48threshold leads into another large room.03:10:54which lays before you.
Luma
03:10:57Let’s go to the tunnel before we move on to the last room because the tunnel is part of the previous room.
Dungeon Master
03:11:00Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:11:04All right.
Dungeon Master
03:11:05True.
Rhysaene
03:11:06Sounds good.
Temerity
03:11:06um,03:11:07Are the rest of you okay?
Rhysaene
03:11:11Oh, I’m fun.
Hazel
03:11:12I haven’t been touched.
Iva
03:11:13uh,03:11:14I have a03:11:15hooks their spear up.03:11:17Uh,03:11:18and shield.03:11:19down and pulls out her lance and goes03:11:21That’s it. I’m poking things with the big stick from now on.
Temerity
03:11:25do.
Hazel
03:11:26Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:11:27I don’t.03:11:27I don’t think--03:11:28Rhys can fit through this, so Iva why don’t you stick with Rhys and Temerity can lead the way.
Rhysaene
03:11:33Huh.
Luma
03:11:37And then Hazel can
Temerity
03:11:37All right.
Rhysaene
03:11:39Thank you.
Luma
03:11:39Follow me.
Rhysaene
03:11:40Oh, I see Luma. You don’t like my company.
Luma
03:11:44You’re more than welcome to try and fit through here, but it’s really narrow.
Temerity
03:11:44Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:11:47No, no, no, I get it, I get it.
Temerity
03:11:50- -
Luma
03:11:50And I got to map it.
Temerity
03:11:53I get it. I get it.
Luma
03:11:54Ugh.
Temerity
03:11:55Yeah.03:11:58I’m able to…
Iva
03:11:58Don’t worry, Rhys.
Temerity
03:11:59squeeze in here, am I?03:12:02Aren’t I?
Dungeon Master
03:12:08Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can… You do have to squeeze, so it’s slow going, but you are able to force your way through the…03:12:16through the tunnel.
Temerity
03:12:17ugh.
Luma
03:12:17I’m going to wait for Temerity to get through and then she teleports to Temerity.
Dungeon Master
03:12:21Thank you.
Temerity
03:12:21Hehehehehehe.
Luma
03:12:23Mm-hmm.
Hazel
03:12:23Ugh.03:12:25But03:12:26I fucked it up.03:12:27Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:12:28Oh.
Hazel
03:12:28I’m in the wall.03:12:29ugh.
Dungeon Master
03:12:29Oh.03:12:30Oh, oh.
Temerity
03:12:30Uh-oh.
Dungeon Master
03:12:31Oh, yeah, you were…
Hazel
03:12:32No longer in the world.
Dungeon Master
03:12:33You’re in the void between worlds.
Hazel
03:12:33Oh, oh.03:12:35There we go.
Luma
03:12:35You hit the back rooms.
Hazel
03:12:37I’m gastered.
Temerity
03:12:37Exactly.03:12:38Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
03:12:39Thank you.
Hazel
03:12:39in the damn code.
Luma
03:12:40you know,03:12:41Oh, I didn’t realize there was another room over here.
Dungeon Master
03:12:42Yipiki.
Luma
03:12:43Fuck.
Dungeon Master
03:12:44be careful of the wolves. Oh, truth. Well,03:12:47and really anything in it.
Luma
03:12:48Oh, okay.
Hazel
03:12:48It’s real.
Luma
03:12:49Okay, that’s fine.
Hazel
03:12:49Lethal company.03:12:50Ours X.
Luma
03:12:51Yeah, yeah, those are the caves.
Dungeon Master
03:12:52Um,03:12:53Going through and based on your earlier role that I…03:12:58Did I, um…03:13:01that I, um,03:13:04I described the tunnel itself,03:13:07but it seems like most of this cave area03:13:10is.03:13:11art partially from like03:13:13uh,03:13:15some kind of like seismic activity, cracking stone, and the rest has been burrowing creatures,03:13:20working on it, not just the hole, but this entire little area.
Luma
03:13:25Okay.
Temerity
03:13:26Gotcha.
Luma
03:13:26Luma’s going to tie
Hazel
03:13:27I pushed Temerity.03:13:28No, sorry.
Luma
03:13:28Yeah.
Temerity
03:13:28Huh?
Luma
03:13:30Uh, we don’t have to worry about her exposing us anymore.03:13:33Uh, no.03:13:33Luma’s gonna tie a rope to her lamp and then lower the lamp into the tunnel.
Dungeon Master
03:13:40Um,03:13:41You, presumably 50 feet of rope,
Luma
03:13:45I think ropes are 100 feet now.03:13:47Let me look.
Dungeon Master
03:13:47I don’t know.
Luma
03:13:50Uh,03:13:51Ropes have no length, so infinite feet.
Dungeon Master
03:13:55that is, we’re just going to say they’re 50 feet.03:13:59Um,03:14:00you lower the lamp and the lamp’s light extends beyond.03:14:03And you can see the tunnel is not smooth or uniform.03:14:06There are little, like,03:14:08ledges and little outcroppings. You cannot see the bottom, however,03:14:13At about 50 feet down, you do see it starts to narrow a little and like,03:14:18branch into other tunnels that have kind of like all found their way into this one.
Luma
03:14:26I assume that there’s probably a network of like
Temerity
03:14:26Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:14:28monster tunnels down there and that’s not worth exploring.
Dungeon Master
03:14:29Uh,03:14:31One other thing you do see is more spiderweb.
Luma
03:14:36Oh yeah, definitely not worth exploring the spider webs down there.03:14:39She starts pulling her lamp back up.
Dungeon Master
03:14:41laughs
Temerity
03:14:42laughs
Luma
03:14:44She does not want to catch that on fire by accident.
Hazel
03:14:44And all of a sudden, she’s dead.03:14:47you
Dungeon Master
03:14:49accidentally detonates this entire, like, subsection of the vaults.
Temerity
03:14:53laughs
Luma
03:14:53I don’t know.03:14:55Enclosed space cobweb fire, yeah, that would fucking blow up a whole floor.
Hazel
03:15:00It’s a good thing Lulph isn’t alive or is presumably not alive in this world or else you’d get cursed for doing shit like that to a bunch of spiders.
Temerity
03:15:01-
Dungeon Master
03:15:09This is
Luma
03:15:09- Yeah.
Temerity
03:15:09Good. Uh-huh.
Luma
03:15:11All right.03:15:12I don’t think there’s anything else in this area, so we could probably just leave.03:15:15And we’ll do what we want.
Hazel
03:15:16Ah!
Luma
03:15:17What’s her?
Hazel
03:15:18I didn’t do anything.03:15:18I’m in the.03:15:19I’m in the walls again.
Iva
03:15:21-
Rhysaene
03:15:21Thank you.
Hazel
03:15:23I just put myself next to risk.03:15:25I got put into the wall.03:15:28Thank you, Kat.
Luma
03:15:28Yeah.
Temerity
03:15:31There you go.
Luma
03:15:34Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:15:35It seems like the jagged walls are very susceptible to breaking walls.
Temerity
03:15:39Oh.
Luma
03:15:40It was a waste of time, Rhys. There wasn’t anything interesting in there except for creepy spiderwebs.
Temerity
03:15:46Yeah, a lot of…03:15:47A lot more spiderwebs.
Hazel
03:15:51But…03:15:54These.
Luma
03:15:55What is that?
Temerity
03:15:56Yeah, I was about to ask, but I don’t know if my character sees it, so I didn’t want to.
Dungeon Master
03:15:57Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:15:59Okay.
Hazel
03:15:59Whoa.
Luma
03:16:00What the fuck?
Dungeon Master
03:16:00Now we’ll get…03:16:02We’ll get there. Don’t worry about it.
Hazel
03:16:04The Numidians.
Luma
03:16:05and03:16:05We’re there. We’re there.
Dungeon Master
03:16:07As you pass through the threshold, it’s been getting harder the further into this place you go, but as you get into this last area, the heat is sweltering, a dry heat, and the air is moving a lot more than it was in the other parts of this place.
Luma
03:16:07What?
Dungeon Master
03:16:26Little embers seem to be drifting on the air, originating from the southwest corner of the room. The room itself, its purpose is difficult to determine because by far, it is the most destroyed of the other rooms.03:16:41The stone floor is melted. Pillars are drooping with barely holding the ceiling because the outer exterior of the pillars have melted. There’s scorch marks along the vents, these jutting glowing rocks through multiple parts in the floor.03:17:00um,
Luma
03:17:03Does everybody have their charcoal mask on hand?03:17:07Don’t put it on yet or anything. Just make sure you have it ready.
Temerity
03:17:07uh03:17:11Marnie nods.
Rhysaene
03:17:11I’ll pull it out.
Temerity
03:17:13Yeah.
Iva
03:17:13Yeah, pulls it out.
Temerity
03:17:15Maybe you’ll have it on hand.
Hazel
03:17:15Hazel takes her to Colof.
Temerity
03:17:17That was about to say.03:17:19Verdeo is going to take off their tavern, the little like, fuck, whatever it’s called,03:17:26the leather neck thing.03:17:28Not a caller.03:17:30Or Choker, but…03:17:32whatever that’s called.03:17:33uh,
Luma
03:17:34Oh, I remember.
Iva
03:17:35project.
Luma
03:17:35Exactly.
Temerity
03:17:36Yeah, something like that.
Luma
03:17:36Yeah.03:17:38Luma will open up, we’ll take her big hat off and hold it out and just say, if anybody wants to put stuff away.
Temerity
03:17:46Oh.
Luma
03:17:47was already stuffing her large leather coat03:17:51into the03:17:52The hat just…
Temerity
03:17:52-
Luma
03:17:54wallowing it up.
Hazel
03:17:55Yeah, Hazel’s putting her--03:17:57Hazel’s going to throw her giant--03:18:00a bear pelt like cloak.
Temerity
03:18:03Yeah.
Hazel
03:18:03in there.03:18:04and her03:18:08uh,03:18:08She’s going to take her like leather shirt that she has on and she’s going to take that off.03:18:12She says they’re changed shirt underneath.03:18:14It’s not naked.03:18:16to still, but yeah.
Temerity
03:18:16but doesn’t want to be burning up in there.
Hazel
03:18:19Yeah.
Temerity
03:18:24Yeah, Temerity will reluctantly put--03:18:27their clothes and into the bag but does it doesn’t make like a big deal out of it or anything but it’s03:18:32just like oh okay that makes sense to do in this situation
Iva
03:18:43Thank you.03:18:45iVider scale mail.
Luma
03:18:45too.
Iva
03:18:47going, well…
Temerity
03:18:51True. I salute you.
Luma
03:18:52Oh, yeah.03:18:58Luma puts her hat back on and,03:19:00uh,03:19:04Nope.03:19:04Wait, what do I have? Do I have that already in my inventory? Hold on.03:19:17No.03:19:18Lova’s going to pull out her pen, and she’s going to draw…03:19:23a big iron pot03:19:25Except she’s going to make it wood.03:19:28Uh,03:19:31Actually, I don’t need that. That’s my other thing.03:19:33Nope, yeah I am.03:19:34She makes a big pot.03:19:35And then she draws in it.03:19:3810 pounds of ice.
Temerity
03:19:45Fucking steams immediately.
Luma
03:19:47Yeah.
Temerity
03:19:47We’re dead.
Hazel
03:19:48Me too, me too.
Rhysaene
03:19:48Anything?
Luma
03:19:51just ice.03:19:52It’ll melt.03:19:57And then we’ll have water.
Temerity
03:19:59Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:20:02Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:20:02Are you doing anything with the ice or just like you have it?
Luma
03:20:06Nah, she’s just holding it.
Dungeon Master
03:20:08It does start melting, but it doesn’t like instantly melt.03:20:12or anything crazy like that.
Luma
03:20:12Yeah.03:20:14Yeah.
Hazel
03:20:15If it was that hard, we’d be fucked.
Temerity
03:20:15It doesn’t.03:20:17It doesn’t go into a super state.
Luma
03:20:17Yeah, I would not be approaching.
Dungeon Master
03:20:17Yeah.
Iva
03:20:17Thank you.
Luma
03:20:21She passes around ice cubes for people if they want to suck on ice cubes or something.
Hazel
03:20:26Yeah, yeah, he’s all the…
Iva
03:20:26Sucks on an ice cube.
Temerity
03:20:27Yeah.
Luma
03:20:27Can’t you learn.
Hazel
03:20:27So we’ll…03:20:29It’s a little crunch at all of the ice cubes.
Dungeon Master
03:20:29Okay.03:20:32All right. All right. All right.
Luma
03:20:34I don’t think it’s going to do anything, but like, you know, it’s fun.
Iva
03:20:37Oh, Arbor 2 is coming with us.
Hazel
03:20:39That’s cute. I like it.
Temerity
03:20:39I’m sorry.
Luma
03:20:39uh,03:20:40Sheesh.
Dungeon Master
03:20:40Um,
Luma
03:20:42She makes snow cones for everyone, though.
Dungeon Master
03:20:44The…03:20:46There’s not a lot of stuff in this room, and you can probably kind of guess why, because you can find bits of…03:20:53melted steel and iron kind of like03:20:58like dripped like candle wax on the floor.03:21:00If these had been swords or hammers or tools or weapons or armor,03:21:06um,03:21:08most of the wooden parts of them have probably burned away.
Luma
03:21:14Weapons…03:21:15currently liquid metal right now.
Dungeon Master
03:21:17No, um…
Luma
03:21:18Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:21:19They were at one point liquefied, and they have since re-solidified.
Luma
03:21:24Oh, okay, okay.03:21:25I’m like, god damn.03:21:27You do not want to be here if things are liquid metal.
Dungeon Master
03:21:28At some point, it was much hotter in this room than it is at this moment.
Luma
03:21:33Gotcha, yeah.
Temerity
03:21:33Um,
Luma
03:21:35Uh, LeBron’s gonna look at the walls. Does it look like there’s, like, a line of, like, burn…03:21:41at any point on the wall.
Dungeon Master
03:21:43a line, what is it you’re looking for?
Luma
03:21:46Luma wants to know if this place had flooded with Everfire at some point.
Dungeon Master
03:21:50Um,03:21:51On the walls around this, and as you approach, okay.03:21:55um,03:21:56You don’t see like a line, like the room wasn’t full of Everfire, but you do, thinking about03:22:01it like that, believe that some probably flooded through this room.03:22:05Not a lot.
Luma
03:22:06Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:22:06And that most of the damage probably wasn’t caused by that.03:22:11It was probably caused by fire itself pouring through the room.
Luma
03:22:11Okay.03:22:15Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:22:16As you approach the southwestern03:22:19Um,03:22:20corner of the room, you see the source of the embers that are filling the air. A massive…03:22:27whole03:22:29in the ground. Beyond the hole appears to be another passage, and you can just sort of see that03:22:35it is caved in with rock and rubble and completely collapsed.
Luma
03:22:40going to look in the hole.
Dungeon Master
03:22:40Um,03:22:42as you walk in and you look down the hole,03:22:45you cannot see the bottom.03:22:48This isn’t like the other hole.03:22:50This isn’t a carved tunnel.03:22:51This is like a…03:22:53it’s like a tunnel down a ways and then opens up cavernously and deep down03:22:59deep down…03:23:01Hundreds of feet below you, you see a pale orange glow.
Temerity
03:23:05Ooh.
Luma
03:23:06Hey, there’s lava down there.
Dungeon Master
03:23:06as and.03:23:07And the darkness is full of these little embers that are just pouring out of this hole.
Luma
03:23:13Don’t.03:23:13drop anything down the hole.
Dungeon Master
03:23:15Um,03:23:18Other things in this area.
Iva
03:23:19I’m putting down a rock.
Luma
03:23:20Don’t.03:23:21if it could cause a
Dungeon Master
03:23:22Um,
Luma
03:23:23- Blowback.
Dungeon Master
03:23:25Other things in this area,03:23:27Um,03:23:28up here.03:23:29You notice another suit of armor very much like the ones up to the north.03:23:34but not altogether, not on an armor stand.03:23:37This one’s pieces are scattered across the floor.03:23:41They are not melted, just scattered.03:23:45um,03:23:47Down here, another suit of armor.03:23:50This one is different.03:23:51looking at it,03:23:53it would be incredibly nice looking Dwarven male.03:23:58Like…03:23:59Beautiful even compared to what the costume ones up north are supposed to.03:24:02Dark metal trimmed in gold.03:24:07just like gorgeous armor, except it is ruined beyond repair. This armor is melted. Um,03:24:14There are no legs left here.03:24:17whatever like03:24:19what do you call it, like Greaves?
Temerity
03:24:21Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:24:21whatever Greaves it had have since destroyed.03:24:24There’s like metal slag all over.03:24:27But the upper part remains this beautiful dark metal and gold, but melted together.03:24:31So the gold is kind of staining this dark metal instead of being an intricate pattern in it.03:24:38Um,03:24:40laying next to this armor,03:24:42are two03:24:44Um,03:24:45a pair of beautiful, gorgeous03:24:48Dwarven…03:24:50hand axes. Same dark metal and gold patterns03:24:56these seem to be in decent condition. Um, they have like ebony handles, uh, inlaid with gold, um, like,03:25:04trim, the handles themselves are, are, are, are that not that handles the blades are these beautiful, um,03:25:13beautiful golden, um,03:25:16or beautiful dark metal, almost black, like glassy metal with, um,03:25:21kind of art deco-esque gold inlay patterns.
Temerity
03:25:26Ooh.
Dungeon Master
03:25:26Um,03:25:28And dwarven ruins inscribed in them.
Luma
03:25:33Absolutely.03:25:33Can I read the Dorvan Rins?
Dungeon Master
03:25:35Um,03:25:36Yes.03:25:39they,03:25:40uh,03:25:41You can read them in that you read Dwarvish and they are Dwarven runes.03:25:45You immediately recognize…03:25:48Well, actually, would you immediately recognize?03:25:50They don’t make any sense, like, linguistically.03:25:53Give me an Arcana check.
Luma
03:25:56- Okay.03:25:59- Well, my little guidance herself.03:26:01He needs the assistance.03:26:03She writes, “Dorven expert on her forehead.”
Dungeon Master
03:26:06- T-t-t-t-t.
Temerity
03:26:06-
Luma
03:26:09Oh, Thor of an expert.03:26:11Uh,03:26:11Arcana.03:26:14Still plus four because I’m smart as fuck.03:26:1626.
Dungeon Master
03:26:18A 26.03:26:20These are not the ruins.
Rhysaene
03:26:21That’s all.
Dungeon Master
03:26:23You don’t.03:26:24It’s a bit of instinct and a bit of combining the things you’ve learned over time because there was no one to teach you this.03:26:31But the pattern of these runes is not the pattern of communication.03:26:34It is the pattern of enchantment.
Luma
03:26:40I think I found magic axes, but we’re not supposed to take anything from this vault.03:26:47I’m almost going to poke it with an identifier.
Dungeon Master
03:26:50You.03:26:52poke.03:26:53the ax with an identify.03:26:56As you do…03:26:58Um,03:26:58two things happen simultaneously. First,
Luma
03:27:01it.
Dungeon Master
03:27:02Information floods your mind.03:27:03The enchantment is not elaborate.03:27:06It is not some ancient artifact of the dwarves.03:27:10It is not the hammer of Thunderbolts or the Dwarven Thrower.03:27:17The enchantments are quality to keep the blade keen and sharp, help it03:27:23bind purchase through armor. It is a plus one hand axe. However, the second thing that happens as you03:27:30touch this axe are the embers that are pouring out of this hole. There’s like a gust of wind and the03:27:38And they begin to coalesce.03:27:40And they begin to pour into this suit of armor.
Temerity
03:27:40Oh, boy.03:27:43Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:27:44this sort of melted armor.
Temerity
03:27:44Boy.
Luma
03:27:44Uh-oh.
Rhysaene
03:27:45Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:27:46And03:27:48embers become flame and motes of flame become03:27:52like almost fluid undulating mass of fire03:27:57that lifts the armor off the ground.03:28:00Tendrils of flame reach down,03:28:02wrapping around both hand axes.03:28:04If Luma does not move her hand,03:28:07it will be caught in fire.03:28:09Um,
Luma
03:28:09releases immediately. Oh, sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:28:13as the armor rises before you.03:28:15Um,
Temerity
03:28:15Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:28:17you,03:28:18you03:28:20cannot help but feel…03:28:22that, um,03:28:24something ancient and dangerous has awakened in front of you.
Luma
03:28:30morning.
Dungeon Master
03:28:30Um,03:28:31good morning. No, it doesn’t say good morning.
Temerity
03:28:31Yeah.
Luma
03:28:34- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:28:34um,03:28:37as we enter once again.
Luma
03:28:40Oh, fuck.
Dungeon Master
03:28:41initiative.
Temerity
03:28:42- Yeah.
Luma
03:28:42- Yeah.
Temerity
03:28:43Yeah, fuck.
Luma
03:28:44Why does everything have to wake up and melee with Luma?
Temerity
03:28:45Yeah.03:28:48laughter
Iva
03:28:49Well, you need to touch your things.
Luma
03:28:49- I’m gonna die!
Dungeon Master
03:28:49Luma keeps fucking with it.03:28:51You may well die.
Luma
03:28:51I don’t know.03:28:52I do.
Dungeon Master
03:28:53You are in danger.03:28:55I cannot…
Luma
03:28:56Ow.
Dungeon Master
03:28:57There’s no underselling how much danger you’re in right now.03:29:00You are in significant danger.
Temerity
03:29:02I03:29:03Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:29:05Fuck, I’m gonna have to put my land down.
Dungeon Master
03:29:06- Uh-huh.
Luma
03:29:08I’m going to beat you in initiative, motherfucker!
Temerity
03:29:11Praying, praying.
Luma
03:29:13Piss!03:29:14uh,
Rhysaene
03:29:17Right.
Luma
03:29:18five.
Temerity
03:29:19God, that whole time Temerity was just staring down the hole like, wow, there’s just all this lava underneath the city.03:29:25There’s all this, like this, like, yeah, I knew it, but like, wow.
Luma
03:29:30- Yeah. - Okay.
Iva
03:29:30Yeah.
Temerity
03:29:31I
Luma
03:29:31I rolled a 20 total.
Dungeon Master
03:29:33Okay.03:29:34One second.
Temerity
03:29:34Whew.
Luma
03:29:35I’m getting off.03:29:36fuck out of here.
Iva
03:29:38Bye.
Temerity
03:29:38Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:29:38yeah
Luma
03:29:40Ha ha ha.
Rhysaene
03:29:41I don’t blame you, Carl. Get the fuck out, bro. Oh my god.
Luma
03:29:43Who is the furthest person from this fucko?03:29:49Hazel. I’m going to Hazel.
Temerity
03:29:49you03:29:51I’m sorry.
Iva
03:29:52Humming
Luma
03:29:52Right.
Dungeon Master
03:29:52Luma got a 20 for initiative.
Rhysaene
03:29:52Yeah.
Luma
03:29:52Yeah.03:29:54Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:29:55Alright.03:29:57Give me to Merid.
Temerity
03:29:5916.
Dungeon Master
03:30:07- Me, I have it.
Iva
03:30:0816.
Luma
03:30:11- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:30:13Give me risks.
Rhysaene
03:30:15and
Dungeon Master
03:30:19uh,03:30:20Give me Hazel.
Hazel
03:30:23I…
Dungeon Master
03:30:27Old year.
Hazel
03:30:27Oh, Jesus, I just seen what we’re finding.
Luma
03:30:29Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:30:29Yeah.
Iva
03:30:29Yeah, it’s not good.
Temerity
03:30:30laughter
Hazel
03:30:30-
Iva
03:30:31It’s not good.03:30:32That’s not a good thing.
Luma
03:30:32Yeah.
Hazel
03:30:32Yeah.
Temerity
03:30:34I know.
Luma
03:30:34Yeah, fucking…
Temerity
03:30:35laughs
Iva
03:30:36For those who know…
Luma
03:30:36Yeah.03:30:37bitch boy woke up in front of me and I’m like, Oh, fear.
Temerity
03:30:39Thank you.03:30:40Uh, I saw the fucking, I saw the token.03:30:43I was like, it brought me back to the NLP.03:30:46I was like, I remember running this.
Iva
03:30:47I know what this is!
Hazel
03:30:50No, it’s okay.
Temerity
03:30:50- Yeah.
Luma
03:30:50Hey,
Hazel
03:30:50We…03:30:52We fed the fire snakes so the myrmidon won’t be angry with us.03:30:56It’s okay.
Temerity
03:30:56True.
Hazel
03:30:56It’ll be like, I’ve seen how kind you are to my kin.
Luma
03:30:59Thank you.03:31:00people club.03:31:01Luma’s already holding a piece of coal out to the fucking house.
Temerity
03:31:01I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:31:01Thank you.03:31:04Nah.
Temerity
03:31:04- -
Dungeon Master
03:31:05You fed the fire snakes so you didn’t have to fight the fire snakes and risk burning more resources before running into this guy.
Hazel
03:31:12Quick, Luma’s, throw the bucket of ice on it!
Luma
03:31:12Yes, shit.03:31:14I was thinking about it, but I don’t think it’s a lot of damage.
Iva
03:31:15- Yeah.
Temerity
03:31:15-
Hazel
03:31:15Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:31:17Thank you.
Hazel
03:31:19The ice bucket challenge.
Temerity
03:31:19- Yeah.
Iva
03:31:19Yeah.
Luma
03:31:19- Bye.
Dungeon Master
03:31:20I don’t.
Iva
03:31:20it just
Luma
03:31:20The ice bucket, Red Lodge.
Temerity
03:31:20I was playing.
Dungeon Master
03:31:21I will.03:31:22I will heads up on preventing you from taking an action that will completely waste your turn03:31:28Oh, I will also give you what the ice did do, because the ice did do something.
Luma
03:31:32Oh, shit.
Dungeon Master
03:31:33So first of all, preventing you from wasting an action, myrmidons do not have that trait.03:31:39Um,03:31:40it would do nothing to it.03:31:42Second of all,
Luma
03:31:42Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:31:43having everyone use the ice and like chewing on it and eating it was effective enough to prevent you from having to make exhaustion saves for extreme heat.
Luma
03:31:53Let’s go!
Temerity
03:31:54Yeah.
Hazel
03:31:54Oh, thank God. Oh my God.
Dungeon Master
03:31:54Bye.03:31:55Which is very important for Hazel and Iva, who are still wearing medium armor and would have been rolling at disadvantage otherwise.
Rhysaene
03:31:56- Yeah.
Luma
03:31:56- Hello, yeah.
Temerity
03:31:56See you.
Hazel
03:32:03Oh, yes.
Temerity
03:32:03Uh-huh.
Luma
03:32:03Yo, I’m gonna say that Luma has no ice to throw at this guy anyway.
Dungeon Master
03:32:06Yeah.
Hazel
03:32:08Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:32:08No, the ice got used to prevent the exhaustion saving throws.
Temerity
03:32:08We ran through it.
Luma
03:32:12I’m surprised
Dungeon Master
03:32:12Um,
Luma
03:32:13Marmadons don’t have the water susceptibility trait.
Dungeon Master
03:32:16Myrmidons are a little different than their…03:32:20and their lesser ilk because of the, I think they’re, because they’re like guys.
Luma
03:32:25Oh, okay.
Iva
03:32:25And they have armor.
Dungeon Master
03:32:25because they’re armor.03:32:26It is a Myrmidon.03:32:28It is burning fire inside armor,03:32:30but instead of the swords,03:32:32it is holding two gorgeous dwarven hand axes.03:32:38Luma with an incredibly lucky 20 because it rolled an 18 and it goes immediately after you.
Luma
03:32:46Bye.
Dungeon Master
03:32:46It is your turn.
Temerity
03:32:48Oh, okay.
Luma
03:32:48Suck on this, motherfucker.
Temerity
03:32:50laughs
Luma
03:32:52Luma does not say that. Luma says, oh god.03:32:54No, she also doesn’t say that.03:32:56She says, uh, faerie fire…
Dungeon Master
03:33:00Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Luma
03:33:00she will hastily draw a
Dungeon Master
03:33:01uh,
Luma
03:33:04Mark over this thing’s head.03:33:06Uh,03:33:07Hey, kill that thing.
Dungeon Master
03:33:09It will make a dexterity, oh, these things are dexterous.03:33:13What’s your DC?
Temerity
03:33:13boy.
Luma
03:33:1514.
Dungeon Master
03:33:16um,03:33:18It rolls a natural eight.03:33:20plus four for a total of 12.
Luma
03:33:23Jesus.
Temerity
03:33:23Hey!
Dungeon Master
03:33:24um,
Luma
03:33:25That marked nerd.
Rhysaene
03:33:25Yay!
Dungeon Master
03:33:27So,
Luma
03:33:30Okay, and because 2024 is a bullshit fucking edition,03:33:37I didn’t consume a spell slot…03:33:42from casting that03:33:44uh,03:33:45Mapping magic. Therefore I can bonus action a leveled spell.
Dungeon Master
03:33:50Yes.
Luma
03:33:53Love, love this edition. This is a great edition. I’m gonna healing word myself.03:33:59Uh…
Temerity
03:33:59- Yeah.
Luma
03:34:04I forget what healing word…
Iva
03:34:05Love what it can do for you, not the things that it doesn’t do well.
Luma
03:34:08Oh, they didn’t buff healing where it’s still garbage.03:34:11Okay.03:34:13D4.
Rhysaene
03:34:1554, right?
Luma
03:34:17No, 1d4.03:34:19Oh, wait.
Rhysaene
03:34:19All right.
Luma
03:34:20I’m on the old edition.
Rhysaene
03:34:22- Yeah.
Luma
03:34:24Maybe they did buff it. Maybe it isn’t garbage anymore.
Dungeon Master
03:34:26They did buff the fuck out of…
Rhysaene
03:34:26Yeah, I was gonna say.
Luma
03:34:28Yeah, they did buff the fuck out of it.03:34:29Let’s go.03:34:30Thank God for Aev.
Temerity
03:34:30-
Luma
03:34:33Uh,03:34:34Four, six, plus four is ten healing! Woo!03:34:39I’m not dying anymore.
Temerity
03:34:42He he he he he he.
Dungeon Master
03:34:44So, I think that’s a good question.
Luma
03:34:44healing is actually kind of correct uh okay and then i’m going to uh step here03:34:49give a little wave to the Myrmidon,03:34:51and I’m going to fall into a…03:34:55pit and pop out of a pit next to Hazel.
Dungeon Master
03:34:59Okay.03:35:02Could have sworn I sat to O.03:35:05a little light somewhere.
Luma
03:35:07I gotta say, the movement of this fucking class is…03:35:13Very conducive to Luma getting caught in melee with every fucking encounter so far.
Temerity
03:35:17- Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:35:17Yes.
Hazel
03:35:17We need to.
Luma
03:35:18I don’t know.
Temerity
03:35:20It gives you a sure route out.
Dungeon Master
03:35:20three one.
Luma
03:35:23Yeah, it’s a really useful fucking movement ability.03:35:26The fact that it doesn’t have any action economy is also crazy, too.
Temerity
03:35:26laughs03:35:29Uh-huh.03:35:30Yeah.03:35:31I have a really…03:35:33I’m not going to do it.03:35:34But I do love the idea of like03:35:36Of just like picking up this mirabodon and throwing it down the hole.
Luma
03:35:44Ha ha ha.
Temerity
03:35:45laughs
Hazel
03:35:46I was thinking about doing that as a bear.
Luma
03:35:48- Love it.
Temerity
03:35:49I was…
Luma
03:35:49Shove it.
Hazel
03:35:49They’re just picking it up and throwing it down.
Temerity
03:35:50- Yeah.03:35:52I was thinking about that because Temerity did spend that whole time just staring down the pit.03:35:57And so just reaches and looks at this thing.
Hazel
03:35:58Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:36:02remembers a bit03:36:04You’re going into the pit, buddy.
Iva
03:36:04It’s.
Luma
03:36:06You’re going into the pit, buddy.
Iva
03:36:06Get, get, get.03:36:07It gets…
Temerity
03:36:08Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:36:08Yeah.
Iva
03:36:09I meant to blow back because it’s bigger than just a small piece of
Temerity
03:36:09- All right.
Iva
03:36:12bubble.
Luma
03:36:14Yeah.
Temerity
03:36:14Yeah, no, it would be a terrible idea.
Luma
03:36:15I
Temerity
03:36:17I’m not going to do it.
Luma
03:36:17Well, not to mention it’s falling in…03:36:19And probably fluid, so it doesn’t take fall damage.03:36:22It’s immune to fire damage, I would assume, so it doesn’t take fire damage.03:36:26You just inconvenience it.
Temerity
03:36:26Uh-huh. It’s just, does it have a way to get back up?
Luma
03:36:28Yeah.03:36:29Unless it could fly, which would be spooky as hell.
Temerity
03:36:29.03:36:33It’s just like…
Iva
03:36:34And what if it does have a way back up?03:36:36Then you just made it angry.
Temerity
03:36:36.
Luma
03:36:38It does have a way back up. It rides the fucking
Temerity
03:36:38- Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:36:39It’s not like
Luma
03:36:40explosion back.03:36:42- Oh, Pat.
Temerity
03:36:42laughter
Rhysaene
03:36:43Thank you.03:36:45Is it like magma down there?
Temerity
03:36:46- Oh.
Rhysaene
03:36:48Because like…
Temerity
03:36:49Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:36:49Amen.
Luma
03:36:50We assume…
Rhysaene
03:36:51Peace.03:36:52Yeah.
Luma
03:36:52We assume it’s just red down there.03:36:53We can’t really tell what’s down there.
Rhysaene
03:36:55The funny thing about like magma, right, is that it is still like, it’s molten rock, but it’s still like rock.03:37:02So like people have like,
Luma
03:37:02True.
Rhysaene
03:37:04like fallen into it and like broken their backs and shit like
Temerity
03:37:08Yeah.
Hazel
03:37:09Yeah.
Temerity
03:37:09It would still impact like a surface.
Iva
03:37:09David.
Luma
03:37:10Uff.
Temerity
03:37:12Most likely, unless this guy’s
Rhysaene
03:37:14Yeah, it’s,
Temerity
03:37:14-Denser than it.
Rhysaene
03:37:15Thank you.03:37:17Imagine being thrown on that ship, breaking a bone or something, and then you start going on fire.
Luma
03:37:24I was going to say, breaking the bags were the least of your worries at that point.
Temerity
03:37:24Hehehehe.03:37:27Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
03:37:27It is.
Rhysaene
03:37:27Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:37:28The melted armor’s turn.
Luma
03:37:28Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:37:31does anyone speak primordial?
Temerity
03:37:34No.
Luma
03:37:34No.
Temerity
03:37:35I wish I did. That’d be cool.
Luma
03:37:36Yeah, it’s not a language that I thought I would be allowed to take.
Iva
03:37:37out of all those languages I don’t have access to?
Hazel
03:37:40Yeah, I didn’t take it.03:37:41I was thinking about it, but I took silver instead.
Dungeon Master
03:37:44It’s,03:37:45says something in a language none of you understand.03:37:49It’s a voice hissing and crackling like a campfire.03:37:54or a roaring blaze.03:37:57It’s a tension,03:37:59Unfortunately for Iva,03:38:01focuses on the nearest thing to it.
Temerity
03:38:02- Man.
Dungeon Master
03:38:04It would have gone for Luma,03:38:06but Luma has moved out of its reach03:38:12Oh,03:38:13this could really fuck Iva up.03:38:14It kind of strikes me03:38:17The two hand axes against each other and they burst into flame as it unleashes a flurry of three attacks on Iva.
Iva
03:38:21That’s like so cool.
Rhysaene
03:38:27Cool.
Temerity
03:38:27and Beyblade.
Luma
03:38:27are not equipped to fight a fucking…03:38:29old flaming Beyblade.
Dungeon Master
03:38:32uh,
Temerity
03:38:32Yeah.
Hazel
03:38:32What if I cast Gust of Wind on it and not dip into the hole?
Temerity
03:38:36Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:38:36an eight plus seven for a total of 15.
Iva
03:38:40That’ll miss.03:38:40No, no, it won’t, because I don’t have my shield out.03:38:42Never mind.03:38:43That’ll hit.
Dungeon Master
03:38:44Okay.
Luma
03:38:44Why don’t you have your shield out?
Iva
03:38:46Because I pulled out my lance for the big stabs, because everything keeps hitting me anyway.
Temerity
03:38:47That’s here.03:38:50Yeah.
Luma
03:38:50Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:38:52then the,
Luma
03:38:52Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:38:54Well, this wouldn’t have hit you, but the first attack03:38:57You don’t, I don’t need to separate the damage.03:38:59You don’t have any resistances or anything, right?
Iva
03:39:01No.
Dungeon Master
03:39:02uh,03:39:0310 plus.03:39:05fear.03:39:06Um,03:39:07you take a total of03:39:0914 slashing and fire damage.
Luma
03:39:14You’re going to get one-tacked.
Dungeon Master
03:39:14What is.
Temerity
03:39:14Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:39:15What is your health before that?
Iva
03:39:16Oh, for sure.03:39:1833…
Dungeon Master
03:39:19Mm-hmm.03:39:23You’re at 19, so…03:39:26uh,
Temerity
03:39:30Peace.03:39:34Man, I should have…03:39:35After the…03:39:39After the armor I should have just stuck by Luma’s side.03:39:45Give it something else to attack.03:39:47book.
Luma
03:39:48I mean, yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:39:49Um,03:39:51That was the first attack, the second attack.
Iva
03:39:55It’s the somehow weaker attack.
Dungeon Master
03:39:55A natural two.
Iva
03:39:57Oh, thank goodness.
Dungeon Master
03:40:00And the third attack
Iva
03:40:00Bye.
Dungeon Master
03:40:04a natural nine plus seven for a total of 16.
Iva
03:40:08Go ahead.
Dungeon Master
03:40:10Iva will take03:40:11two, two, six, eight.03:40:138 plus 4.03:40:15for 12 points of damage.03:40:19as these burning hand axes.
Iva
03:40:19I serve.
Dungeon Master
03:40:22Karen view.
Iva
03:40:23I’ve lived.
Dungeon Master
03:40:25You have lived this time.03:40:27I believe.03:40:28Something very similar happened to the Sorrowsworn encounter too.
Temerity
03:40:31I don’t know.
Luma
03:40:32Hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
03:40:33Um,03:40:34As the third
Iva
03:40:35weird how
Dungeon Master
03:40:38Sorry.
Iva
03:40:38Okay.03:40:40Now go ahead.
Dungeon Master
03:40:41As the third hand axe strike hits Iva, the fire burning on the blades goes out.
Iva
03:40:49Cool.
Dungeon Master
03:40:54What are you melted?
Iva
03:40:59No, I’m either.
Temerity
03:41:01Yeah.
Iva
03:41:02but I might feel a little melted after that.
Dungeon Master
03:41:10Nice, convenient.03:41:16It is Temerity’s turn.03:41:18Temerity has 52 hit points
Temerity
03:41:20Yeah, 53.
Dungeon Master
03:41:21right now.03:41:23You.
Temerity
03:41:23No, yeah, 52. Sorry. I don’t know why I thought I had 54. 52.03:41:27You’re right.03:41:28Right.
Dungeon Master
03:41:28It is Temerity’s turn.
Temerity
03:41:30Ah.03:41:30Fuck. Okay, hold on. I have to look up03:41:33How a rule works.03:41:35real fast, sorry.03:41:38Uh…
Dungeon Master
03:41:40I actually need to be right back.03:41:41I will just be one second.
Temerity
03:41:43Okay.03:41:48Do I have to go into the grapple rules?
Rhysaene
03:41:52He’s trying to get out of the way.
Luma
03:41:53Thank you.
Temerity
03:41:54I’m trying to…03:41:55Well, I was thinking of pushing it03:41:58Like, going up to it and trying to push it so that it’s not right next to Iva.
Rhysaene
03:42:01Oh.
Temerity
03:42:02So I can’t just…
Rhysaene
03:42:04Yeah.
Temerity
03:42:05Wallop on Iva more it probably would switch focus to me anyways, but just for the actual reassurance I
Luma
03:42:14but it’s,03:42:15might not be able to
Temerity
03:42:16Sorry?
Rhysaene
03:42:16Thank you.
Luma
03:42:17To hit her.
Rhysaene
03:42:29Well, whatever you want to do, I’m going into melee with you.
Luma
03:42:32Yeah.
Temerity
03:42:33Gotcha.03:42:34Um,
Iva
03:42:35Oh.03:42:36Rhys, can I mount you?
Rhysaene
03:42:39- Yeah.
Iva
03:42:40Oui.
Temerity
03:42:41Almost 5e 2024.
Luma
03:42:47I would just hit it. I mean…
Temerity
03:42:49Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:42:50Yeah, we’re just going to cut this motherfucker.
Temerity
03:42:50I just said…
Luma
03:42:52You can knock a prone with your attack, right?
Temerity
03:42:54Yeah, but it’s a con save and only a DC-14.03:42:59But you know,
Luma
03:42:59Yeah, but it’s on top of hitting it, so…
Temerity
03:43:02Yeah, it does deal damage to it.03:43:07It is a better idea.
Luma
03:43:09I mean, you’re our DPS and we need to kill it before it kills us.
Temerity
03:43:14Yeah, yeah.
Iva
03:43:25If I can mount.03:43:27I can pull my shield out and I’ll have, you know,03:43:33AC again.
Dungeon Master
03:43:41All right, I am back.03:43:43It is to Temerity’s turn.
Temerity
03:43:43Mm-hmm.03:43:44Welcome back.03:43:45to marry you
Dungeon Master
03:43:45Thank you.
Temerity
03:43:47Seeing Iva get fucking babe-bladed, screams out, “Iva!”03:43:56As a like…03:43:57run, uh,03:44:01run forward03:44:02raging to attack03:44:04The Myrmidon.03:44:06That is my last rage for the day.
Luma
03:44:07Mir-ma-da-on.
Temerity
03:44:09or at least until the next long rest.03:44:11um it is fairy fired so i don’t need to reckless attack
Dungeon Master
03:44:14Yes.
Temerity
03:44:16So I’m going to just attack.03:44:2113.03:44:26All right.
Dungeon Master
03:44:27Oh.03:44:29I listed as I was wrong.
Temerity
03:44:29on.
Dungeon Master
03:44:30It’s not going to matter for this fight.03:44:31They do have water susceptibility.
Luma
03:44:34Oh, okay.
Temerity
03:44:34Yeah.
Luma
03:44:34Oh.03:44:35It would not have changed anything.
Dungeon Master
03:44:36A bucket of ice wouldn’t have done any.03:44:38of it, but
Luma
03:44:38Yeah.
Hazel
03:44:39to define a title wave.
Luma
03:44:39I think it’s like03:44:41It’s like one damage per every five feet or some shit.03:44:45Like, it’s so negligible.
Temerity
03:44:48Um,03:44:50A 19 to hit.
Dungeon Master
03:44:5219 will just hit.
Luma
03:44:56Good grief.
Temerity
03:44:56Oh.
Luma
03:44:57I
Temerity
03:44:58All right.
Luma
03:44:59You’re not recklosing, right? Because you have advantage from it being fairy-fired.
Temerity
03:45:02Yeah.03:45:03Yeah.
Luma
03:45:10Help!
Dungeon Master
03:45:11Oh.03:45:12We’re just going to ignore that particular trait of this stat block that I didn’t look at before the start of this fight.
Iva
03:45:19The one where when you hit it, you take fire damage?
Luma
03:45:19Um.
Dungeon Master
03:45:21No, it doesn’t have that.
Hazel
03:45:24Immunity to bludgeoning.
Temerity
03:45:24All right.03:45:26So,
Luma
03:45:27Ha ha.
Dungeon Master
03:45:27The one where Iva and Temerity can’t do barely any damage to it otherwise.
Temerity
03:45:34Huh.03:45:36It’s going to be…
Hazel
03:45:36True, you haven’t given us any magic weapons yet.
Iva
03:45:36Oh, it’s…03:45:38It’s the anti-magic item one, yeah.
Temerity
03:45:40- No, no, no, no, no.03:45:43uh,
Luma
03:45:44with his axes. Kill him with his own axes.
Dungeon Master
03:45:46- Yeah.
Iva
03:45:46And he’d go take his asses.
Temerity
03:45:47Yeah.03:45:49It’s going to take03:45:5030 damage.
Dungeon Master
03:45:52uh,03:45:53Okay, 30. Oh my God.
Luma
03:45:54Wowee!
Dungeon Master
03:45:56All right, maybe I shouldn’t.
Luma
03:45:56We love our…
Dungeon Master
03:45:57Maybe I shouldn’t remove his defenses, actually.
Temerity
03:46:00laughing03:46:05And then it…
Luma
03:46:05No, no, no, that’s only Temerity.
Temerity
03:46:07then…
Luma
03:46:09Everybody else does03:46:10single digit damage.
Temerity
03:46:11It’s just the fucking Divine Fury…03:46:15uh feature it’s so good on just your first attack you get to wallop
Rhysaene
03:46:18Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:46:20has to make a con save, I assume.
Temerity
03:46:22- Yeah, it has to make a DC 14 con saver get knocked prone.
Dungeon Master
03:46:27Okay.
Luma
03:46:28I know.
Dungeon Master
03:46:29it powers through the strike.03:46:34Um,03:46:35kind of like it physically like,03:46:38tanks it,03:46:39you also get the impression that even if you knocked it down,03:46:42its fluid form would prevent it from staying that way.03:46:45in any meaningful way.
Temerity
03:46:45Gotcha.03:46:47Mm-hmm.03:46:50But that’s, uh,03:46:52End of turn.
Dungeon Master
03:46:54crazy.
Luma
03:47:01Oh, that’s crazy.03:47:03Sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:47:21It is Iva’s turn.
Iva
03:47:24Alright.
Luma
03:47:24Disengage and run!
Temerity
03:47:26Yeah.
Iva
03:47:28- Uh.03:47:35What if I hit it?
Luma
03:47:38You do you.
Temerity
03:47:40laughs
Luma
03:47:40You give one of your attacks to Temerity and let Temerity delete it.
Temerity
03:47:44Yeah.
Iva
03:47:45true.03:47:46disgauges, action, movement.03:48:00I got plans.03:48:01Alright, I’m going to disengage.
Dungeon Master
03:48:03Okay.
Iva
03:48:04I’m gonna move to here.
Dungeon Master
03:48:06Okay.
Iva
03:48:06I’m going to Mount risks.03:48:08was giving me consent.
Dungeon Master
03:48:08Okay.03:48:11Uh-oh.
Rhysaene
03:48:13Yeah.
Iva
03:48:14Uh,
Temerity
03:48:14I don’t know.
Iva
03:48:15It only cost me five feet of movement to mount.03:48:19because I have a special thing called Mount Up from one of my things.
Rhysaene
03:48:22Rhys is surprised, but she’s like, oh, okay, we’re doing this.
Temerity
03:48:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Iva
03:48:27but has her funny stick, her long stick.03:48:29He goes, Rhys, we’re going to hit him really hard.
Temerity
03:48:33laughs
Rhysaene
03:48:33Thank you.
Temerity
03:48:35Yes.
Iva
03:48:39from,03:48:46Oh, I’m so stupid.03:48:47I should have used a superiority die.03:48:49I love it.03:48:52I am then going to bonus action second wind instead of have Temerity hit a second time for some little more survivability.03:49:03nine plus four is
Luma
03:49:03I want to have charges now?
Iva
03:49:0513.03:49:09What?
Dungeon Master
03:49:09How much do you get back?
Hazel
03:49:10think it’s the03:49:11the commanding president, whatever it’s called.
Iva
03:49:1213 HP.03:49:14Yes, 13 HP.
Luma
03:49:16Oh no, they just made it so that second wind has two charges now. That’s crazy.
Hazel
03:49:20Oh, no, no.
Iva
03:49:20Yeah.
Luma
03:49:21Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:49:25Is that it?
Iva
03:49:26uh03:49:28I’m trying to think if I have anything else to do.03:49:32uh,03:49:33That’s done.
Dungeon Master
03:49:34There’s an action, bonus action, and movement.
Iva
03:49:37Yes.03:49:40Could I draw my shield as part of one of those actions?
Dungeon Master
03:49:43You can know, because the shield takes an action to equip.
Iva
03:49:48Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:49:49You can have it out.03:49:50You could take it out, but it is not currently equipped. That will take a whole action to do.
Rhysaene
03:49:55Right.
Iva
03:49:56All right.
Rhysaene
03:49:58Thank you.03:49:59I did action search for the Cielo.
Iva
03:49:59That’s it.03:50:01I was going to do that next turn.
Dungeon Master
03:50:03So is that it?
Iva
03:50:04Yep, that was it.
Dungeon Master
03:50:06um,03:50:08That takes us to Rhys.
Rhysaene
03:50:12I’m fucking right.03:50:13Okay.
Luma
03:50:14Oh, we’re.
Rhysaene
03:50:16Um,03:50:17Right.03:50:18Yes.03:50:19I will…03:50:20Are you some?03:50:23crazy, infernal nonsense.03:50:26Um,
Luma
03:50:29and the
Rhysaene
03:50:29about this fucking thing.03:50:31Um,03:50:32and I will call hex as a bonus section.
Dungeon Master
03:50:35OK.
Luma
03:50:43Well, it feels a need to cover your ears upon hearing that.
Hazel
03:50:46Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:50:53Iva looks at the wrist and says, I like your funny words, magic horse.
Temerity
03:50:59I don’t know.
Luma
03:51:00All of the Centauri horse is so bad.
Iva
03:51:03Yeah.
Temerity
03:51:03Oh
Dungeon Master
03:51:04Because.03:51:05Do you guys like my little curse icon? I really like my little curse icon.
Luma
03:51:09Yeah.
Temerity
03:51:10Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
03:51:11What does the cosycon look like?
Iva
03:51:11Is it just…
Rhysaene
03:51:13I don’t see…
Dungeon Master
03:51:14I will take a picture for you.
Rhysaene
03:51:17Thank you.
Iva
03:51:19It’s the little star, right?
Dungeon Master
03:51:21Yeah, but Aev can’t see the map.
Iva
03:51:23No, no, no. I just wanted to clarify. There’s a bunch of icons on it.
Dungeon Master
03:51:26Yeah.03:51:28Two from faerie fire and one from…
Rhysaene
03:51:31Oh, I haven’t watched.03:51:35This is going to be sick.
Temerity
03:51:37Hehehehehehehehe.03:51:40Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
03:51:41I love that cuss icon.
Luma
03:51:44He he he.
Rhysaene
03:51:48Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. I’m going to write for it. I…03:51:53have all my movement. I’m going to have my greets sold out.
Dungeon Master
03:51:58So you want to be in melee with it?
Rhysaene
03:51:58Um,03:52:00Yes, I do.
Dungeon Master
03:52:01Okay.
Rhysaene
03:52:01Thank you.
Luma
03:52:02You have advantage.
Rhysaene
03:52:04I do have it on it. Oh, brother.
Luma
03:52:06Ew. Ew.
Dungeon Master
03:52:07Oh no, Rhys is also cursed, I’ll have to fix that.
Rhysaene
03:52:10Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:52:10Uh-oh.
Dungeon Master
03:52:13bug detected.
Rhysaene
03:52:13Thank you.
Luma
03:52:15Bug detected.
Temerity
03:52:15bug detected.
Rhysaene
03:52:16I thank God for it all day.
Luma
03:52:16Yeah, I’m also very fired.
Dungeon Master
03:52:19Huh?
Rhysaene
03:52:19Awesome.
Luma
03:52:20I’m very fired.
Rhysaene
03:52:20Thanks.
Dungeon Master
03:52:21No, that’s concentration.
Luma
03:52:23Oh, I see.
Rhysaene
03:52:27I think I rolled a 7 and then I rolled a 15.03:52:3115 plus03:52:33six.
Dungeon Master
03:52:35And that will hit.
Rhysaene
03:52:35which we want to.
Luma
03:52:35- Bye-bye.
Temerity
03:52:37anyone.
Rhysaene
03:52:39Anyone?
Temerity
03:52:40See?
Dungeon Master
03:52:4021 hits.
Rhysaene
03:52:42So…03:52:43I rolled.03:52:46So I gotta roll my03:52:50Okay.03:52:53Uh, point.03:52:55- Thank you.03:52:56- Thank you.03:52:57- Bye, there.03:52:58Oh.03:53:02Thanks.03:53:02Okay.03:53:05Um,03:53:06all.03:53:07Oscar Rufo-Masso.03:53:10Uh, 18 points of damage.
Dungeon Master
03:53:13a good chunk of damage.
Luma
03:53:15Fuck yeah.
Rhysaene
03:53:15Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:53:17Is that everything? It’s bonus action?
Rhysaene
03:53:19Yes, that is me.
Dungeon Master
03:53:21your tea.03:53:24Um, that brings us to Hazel and Sage.
Hazel
03:53:32Got the dog in me.
Dungeon Master
03:53:34laughs
Temerity
03:53:35Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:53:36Yes.
Hazel
03:53:37Uh,03:53:41I’ll move over there. I’ll move over here, I guess.03:53:47I’m afraid to get into melee with this thing.
Temerity
03:53:50laughs
Hazel
03:53:53But that is03:53:55That is what I’m built.03:53:57That’s what I’m supposed to do.03:53:58I’m supposed to have that dog in me.
Luma
03:54:01Mm-hmm.
Hazel
03:54:03And have that dog in me be outside of me.
Iva
03:54:03shapeshifts into a bear.
Temerity
03:54:06laughs
Hazel
03:54:08Let’s see, where?03:54:1140 feet.03:54:12very03:54:14But I’m moving through your space.03:54:18that would be03:54:204503:54:25I think.03:54:26I think that’s how that works.
Dungeon Master
03:54:28What’s the…
Hazel
03:54:29Well, I can’t move through you as well.03:54:31I’m trying to think.03:54:32If I…03:54:33If I were to move through here, I’d be moving through Risen Space, it’d be 45.
Dungeon Master
03:54:38Yeah, double movement or difficult terrain03:54:40to move through an ally.
Hazel
03:54:45I’m sorry, I really should have weighed these options before my turn.03:54:53Mm-hmm.03:54:56Nice direwolf or brown bear.
Iva
03:55:00You said that dog in you.
Temerity
03:55:03Mm-hmm.
Hazel
03:55:04You know what? You’re right.
Temerity
03:55:06Which one’s beefier?
Hazel
03:55:08Uh, neither.
Iva
03:55:08around there.
Temerity
03:55:09and helpful.03:55:11Now then03:55:12Dire wolf it up.
Hazel
03:55:13Just because of how wild shipwords the…03:55:17The animals health doesn’t matter ’cause I just gained temporary.
Temerity
03:55:17Oh, it’s the same.
Hazel
03:55:22Yeah.
Temerity
03:55:23Gotcha.
Hazel
03:55:24Um,03:55:25So yeah, I’ll turn into…03:55:30Brown bear is more ADR.03:55:32Well, who cares? I’m not doing that.03:55:34I’m turning into a wolf.
Dungeon Master
03:55:37direwolf.
Temerity
03:55:37- Yeah.
Hazel
03:55:38Yeah, Direwolf.
Rhysaene
03:55:39- Yeah.
Luma
03:55:42I need a…
Hazel
03:55:43got that dog and
Luma
03:55:44I need a Chudsel Wolf token sometime.
Hazel
03:55:47Hee hee hee hee hee.
Dungeon Master
03:55:48- Sure.
Luma
03:55:51Well,
Temerity
03:55:52Hehehehehehe.
Hazel
03:55:54Hazel’s big, man.
Luma
03:55:55Holy fuck.
Temerity
03:55:56laughs03:55:59Got that dog in her.
Iva
03:56:01- Yeah.03:56:02She got that dog in her.
Hazel
03:56:04And now I have 50 feet of movement instead.
Luma
03:56:06Holy shit.
Hazel
03:56:08five, ten, oop, the, the, the,03:56:1215.03:56:16uh,
Temerity
03:56:17That’d be 50.
Hazel
03:56:1835.03:56:23Right.03:56:24Hazel…03:56:26I don’t know.03:56:27Hazel,03:56:28uh,03:56:29once more.03:56:31Gets down on all fours.03:56:35as her as her form biggest.03:56:38shift in shape.03:56:40change.03:56:41uh,03:56:42slightly slightly obscured by a by a by a supernatural fog that seems to have rolled in from somewhere03:56:51Uh.03:56:53Until.03:56:54her shape gets bigger and bigger and bigger, and then all of a sudden, a wolf03:56:59like it.03:57:01A wolf that is…03:57:03Uh,03:57:04Reminiscent of the Sorrows corrupted wolves that we fought, but03:57:09This one looks a lot03:57:10less, you know, terrible. This one is
Dungeon Master
03:57:13laughs
Temerity
03:57:15Hehehehe.
Hazel
03:57:16I don’t know, pure, I guess it would be the word.03:57:21A the the the the platonic ideal form of a wolf.
Iva
03:57:25Yeah.
Hazel
03:57:26Um,
Iva
03:57:27And it should have little deer antlers, right?
Hazel
03:57:27That like.03:57:30Yeah, it does have little deer antlers.
Dungeon Master
03:57:32How much temp HP do you get?
Hazel
03:57:36Uh, 12.03:57:40the airwolves are about03:57:43I mean, if we’re talking like03:57:46If we’re talking about like03:57:50direwolves.03:57:51In real life, they were pretty fucking big.03:57:55You get it.
Temerity
03:57:55Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
03:57:56Uh-huh.
Hazel
03:57:57uh,03:57:58They would almost be about the size of a person.03:58:01But.03:58:02Of course, these things are large, so they’re probably even bigger.
Dungeon Master
03:58:05They are indeed even bigger.
Hazel
03:58:05uh,03:58:07uh,03:58:08So I would imagine as it, as it,03:58:11as it strides03:58:12as Hazel…03:58:14runs towards this creature.03:58:18She bounds over Rhys and Iva landing on…
Dungeon Master
03:58:21I don’t know.
Hazel
03:58:25right next to them and uh going to take a bite out of the out of the uh out of the fire element oh
Dungeon Master
03:58:30Yeah, go for it.03:58:32Do not forget you are at advantage.
Hazel
03:58:37Yes.
Luma
03:58:37so many sources of advantage right now.
Hazel
03:58:39I’m advantage maxing.
Temerity
03:58:40-
Hazel
03:58:42If you’re not, in 2026, if you guys aren’t advantage maxing,
Temerity
03:58:42I don’t know.03:58:46laughter
Hazel
03:58:46Nat 20!
Temerity
03:58:48Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:58:49Oh!
Iva
03:58:49I’m sorry.
Rhysaene
03:58:49Yeah.
Hazel
03:58:49I’m sorry.
Luma
03:58:50It’s it’s books.
Temerity
03:58:50Let’s go.
Hazel
03:58:52-
Dungeon Master
03:58:53it.
Temerity
03:58:53That is amazing.
Luma
03:58:53Oh!
Dungeon Master
03:58:53Give it to me.
Luma
03:58:55Yeah.
Hazel
03:58:55All right.03:58:59I’m one of my days there.03:59:03All right.
Iva
03:59:04Well, you know what that means. You have to eat it.
Hazel
03:59:04every week.03:59:07I don’t know.
Temerity
03:59:07laughter
Hazel
03:59:08I rolled the, I think it rolled the exact same total.03:59:11It was a fate ordained two.03:59:14Um,
Temerity
03:59:14Oh.
Hazel
03:59:15So that is.03:59:1715 damage.
Dungeon Master
03:59:1915.
Hazel
03:59:20It has to make it pay.03:59:23Wait, no, it doesn’t have to make a check. It is prone.
Dungeon Master
03:59:26It is not prone. You grab this armor in your teeth and slam it to the ground.
Hazel
03:59:28Oh, okay.
Dungeon Master
03:59:32and it clangs against stone.03:59:34You hear the stone crack under it,03:59:37and almost immediately, as soon as you let this, like, almost, like…03:59:42the searing metal out of your mouth,03:59:45the flame gutters and then bursts03:59:48Almost like a rocket, the armor shoots back up.03:59:52into the air and it like flips both axes ready to continue. It is immune to the prone condition.
Hazel
03:59:59- Oh, right, it’s a snake.
Temerity
04:00:01Hehehehe.
Luma
04:00:02A living tornado.
Hazel
04:00:04uh,
Dungeon Master
04:00:05It is however bloodied now.
Luma
04:00:07Let’s go.
Temerity
04:00:08Let’s go.
Hazel
04:00:08You hear…04:00:09laughs04:00:10You hear Hazel’s voice carried on…04:00:14Under the wind, somewhere deeper in the cave, you just hear a, oh.
Iva
04:00:14I’m the wind.
Hazel
04:00:19Look.
Temerity
04:00:21laughs
Hazel
04:00:24uh,
Dungeon Master
04:00:25Thank you.
Hazel
04:00:25And that’s my turn.
Temerity
04:00:29I like that.
Dungeon Master
04:00:30ones I’ve had.
Temerity
04:00:31I like that.04:00:33way to do talking while in wild shape.
Hazel
04:00:37Yeah, Kat had mentioned it and I was like, that’s actually sick.
Temerity
04:00:40Uh-huh.
Luma
04:00:40Thank you.
Hazel
04:00:43Also, it makes like druids kind of04:00:45freaky or two.
Temerity
04:00:47laughs
Dungeon Master
04:00:54Yeah, I like Freaky Druids.04:00:57Um,04:00:58That was Hazel’s turn.04:01:03Luma, we’re back around to the start.
Luma
04:01:06Okay.04:01:06This is a little unconventional, sorry.04:01:09I have to ask.04:01:10When it attacked, it ignited its axes before attacking.
Dungeon Master
04:01:15When it attacked, flames wrapped around its axes magically and supernaturally.
Luma
04:01:22Okay.04:01:23Lame.04:01:25uh,04:01:26Never mind.04:01:35Yeah, this is boring, but more interesting.04:01:38Luma’s going to tap her hat, and she’s going to try and copy Rhys.
Dungeon Master
04:01:44Poof.
Luma
04:01:45So,04:01:47- There’s a…04:01:5017 Arcana check, so she succeeds in casting Eldritch Blast.
Dungeon Master
04:01:54Oh!
Temerity
04:01:56Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:01:56What?
Luma
04:01:58- All right.
Temerity
04:01:59Yeah.
Luma
04:02:01My own natural 20.
Temerity
04:02:04laughter
Dungeon Master
04:02:05The hit?
Luma
04:02:05Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:02:07Alrighty.
Luma
04:02:08It’s a,04:02:08Yeah, that’s…04:02:10Uh, so I need
Rhysaene
04:02:10I don’t.
Temerity
04:02:11laughter
Luma
04:02:13-04:02:14I am able to copy warlock and druid spells.
Dungeon Master
04:02:17Yeah.
Luma
04:02:17And my other option was shot down.
Dungeon Master
04:02:18Yes.
Luma
04:02:21So…04:02:24Uh…04:02:26Do I add anything to it?04:02:27No, it’s just raw, so…04:02:2913 points of force damage.04:02:32As a.04:02:34Luma…04:02:36draws a little slash in the air and it fucking fractures like Rhys’s does.04:02:41like a direct copy
Dungeon Master
04:02:45That’s awesome.
Hazel
04:02:47laughs04:02:48Somewhere a patron is like, what the fuck?04:02:50You can’t do that.
Luma
04:02:50I don’t know.
Temerity
04:02:51I know
Hazel
04:02:52That’s my whole style.
Luma
04:02:53Yeah.
Hazel
04:02:55Thank you.
Temerity
04:02:55I wonder how Rispield’s seeing Luma literally just copy it
Luma
04:02:56I don’t know.04:02:57Yeah.
Temerity
04:03:00one for one and have it hit like that
Luma
04:03:03-04:03:05That’s how Luma learned magic the first time when she copied one of the silver bullet guys.
Hazel
04:03:05Yeah.04:03:07um,
Rhysaene
04:03:08I’m, I’m,04:03:09- Like I said, Rhys is all for it.
Temerity
04:03:11laughter
Rhysaene
04:03:12Go to fucking a head hole.
Luma
04:03:12I feel…
Hazel
04:03:12- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
04:03:12I’ll see you next time.
Luma
04:03:13I was going to say, I feel like depending on where Rhys gets her magic, the implications of Luma copying that might be fucking dramatic.04:03:20I don’t know.
Temerity
04:03:20Yeah.
Hazel
04:03:20Uh…
Luma
04:03:22Yeah, that’s my turn.
Dungeon Master
04:03:25that brings us around to the fire elemental.
Hazel
04:03:29whole fucking flow.
Luma
04:03:29I originally…04:03:31My original idea was to try and hold action to control flame to extinguish its axes when it attacked.
Hazel
04:03:37- Yeah.
Temerity
04:03:37- Yeah.
Luma
04:03:43but.
Temerity
04:03:43That’s a sick idea.
Luma
04:03:45It magically and supernaturally ignited its axes, so it doesn’t count.
Temerity
04:03:49Part of the ship, part of the crew.
Hazel
04:03:50values.
Dungeon Master
04:03:51That…04:03:54No.04:03:54No, no, no, no, no.04:03:58um,04:04:02It04:04:03First we’ll roll Recharge for Fiery Strikes.04:04:11Oh, boy.
Temerity
04:04:13every church.
Dungeon Master
04:04:14rolls a six to recharge fiery strikes.04:04:18So it once again,04:04:21ignites its axes, which is me being descriptive of a feature that is just, it does fire damage.
Temerity
04:04:28Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
04:04:29um,04:04:31and it will make its first attack against04:04:35to Temerity.04:04:37does not have advantage.
Temerity
04:04:37All right.
Dungeon Master
04:04:40It rolls a natural 6 plus 7 for a total of 13.
Temerity
04:04:45Does not hit.
Dungeon Master
04:04:46It will spin around and make its second attack at risk.04:04:51It rolls a natural 12 plus 7 for a total of 19.
Rhysaene
04:04:54That will definitely hit me.
Dungeon Master
04:04:57It will deal
Iva
04:04:58Right.04:04:59- But I have a reaction.
Dungeon Master
04:05:00Okay, let’s have it.
Iva
04:05:02Uh…04:05:03As a reaction to it…04:05:05Swinging at risk.
Dungeon Master
04:05:06Yes.
Iva
04:05:07I use protection, it has disadvantage to hit risk.
Dungeon Master
04:05:10- Gotcha.
Iva
04:05:11Get fucked.
Dungeon Master
04:05:11Its second roll is a 7+7 for a total of 14.
Rhysaene
04:05:16I will use my reaction to cause SHIELDS!
Hazel
04:05:20- Okay.
Temerity
04:05:20laughs
Dungeon Master
04:05:21It brings this…
Iva
04:05:21Rhys only has two shields in front of Rhys.
Dungeon Master
04:05:24It brings this burning axe towards Rhys.04:05:28First, Iva raises her shield, and then Rhys channeling04:05:33magic to enhance the protection04:05:38channels the magics through Iva shield,04:05:40uh,04:05:41and the attack completely bounces off,04:05:43uh,04:05:44their combined shield.04:05:46causing it to miss.04:05:48In its spin, it brings its third and final attack towards Hazel.
Iva
04:05:55Sorry Hazel, I can’t do it again.
Dungeon Master
04:05:56it rolls a 6 plus 7 for a total of 13.
Hazel
04:06:00Miss.
Dungeon Master
04:06:02The.
Hazel
04:06:02It’s okay. I have a 17-day CUL Wild Shave, so I’m good.
Dungeon Master
04:06:05That’s crazy.
Temerity
04:06:06That’s crazy.
Luma
04:06:07Holy…
Dungeon Master
04:06:08Unable to find purchase on any target, the flames once again gutter out.
Temerity
04:06:14Get fucked.
Hazel
04:06:14or team plus wisdom, maybe.
Iva
04:06:17Fuck, nerd. That’s right, teamwork.
Temerity
04:06:20laughs
Rhysaene
04:06:21- Yeah!
Luma
04:06:22Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:06:25We entered the flow state.
Luma
04:06:27laughs
Iva
04:06:27We are.
Rhysaene
04:06:29Yeah.
Hazel
04:06:29Oh, actually, I didn’t think of that.04:06:31I don’t have a wild shape, so I can’t…04:06:33I don’t know how I’m going to get out of this.04:06:36district.
Dungeon Master
04:06:38laughs
Hazel
04:06:38Literally.
Iva
04:06:39laughter04:06:41We’re sleeping here, I guess.
Temerity
04:06:41Wait, do you have to use a wild shape to go back?
Luma
04:06:42- Well,04:06:44Well, yeah, we hid Hazel in my hat to get out.
Dungeon Master
04:06:47Well,
Temerity
04:06:49I didn’t know you had to use Wild Shape again to go back.
Iva
04:06:49Yeah, I would assume they would have it booked.
Dungeon Master
04:06:50and all that you do.04:06:53No.
Temerity
04:06:53like to being a person.
Luma
04:06:53Well,
Dungeon Master
04:06:54to leave the district.
Temerity
04:06:55Oh, to leave. I’m being stupid. I’m being dumb. Sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:06:58um,
Luma
04:06:58Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:06:59Oh,
Luma
04:06:59We’ll get there when we get there. It’s fine.
Dungeon Master
04:07:01Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’ll get there when you get there.
Temerity
04:07:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luma
04:07:01Yeah.04:07:02Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:07:02It is Temerity’s turn.
Temerity
04:07:06All right.04:07:07I’m gonna just move Temerity up because it’s more aesthetically pleasing to me.04:07:11I don’t know.
Iva
04:07:13Because you’re less looking to get pushed into a hole.
Temerity
04:07:13uh,04:07:15That too.04:07:16Uh…04:07:17So yeah, Temerity, you’re just going to…04:07:19Uh,04:07:20Temerity’s going to take a…04:07:22take a few steps to leverage a strike against the Myrmidon,
Dungeon Master
04:07:26Yeah.
Temerity
04:07:26put their weight into it.04:07:30And…04:07:3717 plus 6, 20…04:07:42three to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:07:4323…04:07:46Does hit.
Temerity
04:07:49All righty.04:08:0524 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:08:07I’m going to be four damage.04:08:16Yes.04:08:17you damage it.04:08:19You heard it good.
Temerity
04:08:23Uh…04:08:26And yeah, that’s my.04:08:27That’s my turn. End of turn.04:08:29Wait, wait, it has to make the DC, it doesn’t get prone to anyways, doesn’t matter.04:08:34So yeah, end of turn.
Dungeon Master
04:08:34immune to prone, unfortunately.
Temerity
04:08:36Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:08:37Uh,04:08:38That brings us back around to Iva.
Iva
04:08:41All right, so…04:08:44Other than the fact I technically cheated, but I…04:08:48- Yeah, I spent the action charge, I would just have04:08:51did the action search last turn.04:08:55to put my shield up.04:08:58I got too excited.04:09:03I poked this man with the big stick.
Dungeon Master
04:09:05Go for it.
Iva
04:09:07Um,04:09:09I am going to precise strike it.
Dungeon Master
04:09:14Go for it.
Luma
04:09:14- Cool.
Dungeon Master
04:09:16kill.
Iva
04:09:19Ew.
Luma
04:09:20Yeah, don’t forget your advantage.
Iva
04:09:23Oh, I already had advantage, you’re right.04:09:27But this also gets me extra damage, so I’m gonna do it anyway.04:09:33It was more for the damage than the advantage.04:09:37Uh,
Luma
04:09:38I didn’t realize your thing, David.
Iva
04:09:38That is…
Luma
04:09:39Appendage.
Iva
04:09:42on04:09:43a 15 currently.
Dungeon Master
04:09:46to hit.
Iva
04:09:47Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:09:48Oh, but you’re going to add stuff.
Iva
04:09:50but I’m a superiority target.04:09:55Wow.04:09:56It’s now a 22.
Dungeon Master
04:09:5822 does hit.
Temerity
04:09:59Yeah.
Iva
04:10:00Wow! Crazy!04:10:08Look at all my fingers I’m tracking.04:10:12Oh, okay.
Luma
04:10:13I like the Trekkers. It is really funny that the Trekkers show is for everybody else.
Dungeon Master
04:10:17Mm-hmm.
Iva
04:10:18All right. And then we
Dungeon Master
04:10:19You should be able to make them private if you want to, but…04:10:22I don’t mind them.04:10:23I like being able to see them.04:10:26So.
Iva
04:10:27funnier this way to me.
Luma
04:10:28It’s funny hearing the little whoosh noises.
Temerity
04:10:32Hehe.
Dungeon Master
04:10:32I haven’t yet04:10:34built the ability to track04:10:35HP across combats.
Luma
04:10:38Yeah.
Iva
04:10:38uh,04:10:40That is going to be…04:10:4310 damage as I roll really bad on my death.04:10:48That’s, I’m sorry, I’m…04:10:51A lot of shit in my sheet.
Dungeon Master
04:10:53Uh-huh.
Iva
04:10:56Yeah.04:10:57Todd.04:10:58group.04:10:5910 damage.04:11:01I was confusing…04:11:03Abel and Iva.04:11:06And that will be all.04:11:08No, bonus action.04:11:12Rhys hit him again.
Rhysaene
04:11:14I don’t have my reaction.
Iva
04:11:16Oh, nevermind.04:11:18Temerity.
Dungeon Master
04:11:18Oh yeah, true.
Iva
04:11:19No, no, I’m gonna give it to Hazel. Hazel, hit him again!
Luma
04:11:23Axel.
Iva
04:11:25Donzel, hit him again.
Rhysaene
04:11:28Thank you.
Luma
04:11:33Dire Hazel.
Dungeon Master
04:11:35sky or hazel.
Iva
04:11:36Dyer Hazel.
Rhysaene
04:11:36Daya Hazel.
Temerity
04:11:37Thank you.
Luma
04:11:40Maria dead.
Iva
04:11:42Right, dead.
Dungeon Master
04:11:42Right then.
Hazel
04:11:43No, no, no, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m here.04:11:46I,
Luma
04:11:46Yeah.
Hazel
04:11:47I lost the stab block to the direwolf.04:11:49I think I hit it once and then I closed the tab.
Dungeon Master
04:11:52Thank you.
Luma
04:11:52Ha ha ha.
Temerity
04:11:52laughter
Rhysaene
04:11:53Thank you.
Iva
04:11:53laughter
Luma
04:11:54We’ll be needing this again.
Iva
04:11:54She’s like…04:11:55This counter’s over.
Hazel
04:11:56-
Temerity
04:11:56you
Hazel
04:11:5623.
Luma
04:11:56-
Dungeon Master
04:11:58A 23?
Luma
04:11:58Yeah.
Hazel
04:12:00Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:12:01A 23 hits.
Iva
04:12:03You get to add a D8 to your damage.
Hazel
04:12:06Yo, thank you.
Iva
04:12:08You’re welcome.
Luma
04:12:08Let’s fucking go.
Iva
04:12:11I might hear being the team supporter.
Hazel
04:12:11Um,04:12:15Nine damage.
Dungeon Master
04:12:17nine damage.
Hazel
04:12:19Told you Battlemaster was going to be better than Purple Dragon Knight.
Iva
04:12:22It wasn’t Purple Dragonite.
Temerity
04:12:23-
Iva
04:12:23It was Baby Red.
Hazel
04:12:25That’s.
Luma
04:12:26That is a purple dragon knight.
Iva
04:12:29- Yeah.
Hazel
04:12:30a new name for it.
Iva
04:12:32Yeah.04:12:35I know that.
Dungeon Master
04:12:37Bye.04:12:45Alrighty.
Iva
04:12:45As Iva says,04:12:47Charge him now!04:12:48And pokes him with a stick.
Dungeon Master
04:12:51Hazel.
Temerity
04:12:51- Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
04:12:52you,04:12:53bring down your massive lupine jaw around this suit of very humanoid-sized armor.04:13:01you04:13:02Mm-hmm.04:13:03put04:13:04sharp04:13:05jagged teeth into a thing that was meant to block blades and you hear it crack04:13:12under your jaw.04:13:15you,04:13:16bite down and you feel04:13:19the armor give as it shatters.04:13:22from your attack.04:13:24You.04:13:25Open your mouth.04:13:26and you release and the armor in pieces clatters to the ground.04:13:31The two hand axes clatter to the ground one after the other.04:13:37The.04:13:37the fire04:13:39burning04:13:41uh,04:13:42that had taken…04:13:44itself up inside this armor04:13:47with a whoosh.04:13:50collapses in on itself.04:13:52and then explodes outward.04:13:55showering all of you in flame.04:13:58I need Dexterity saving throws.04:14:01for Hazel.04:14:02um,04:14:03Temerity, and risks04:14:05Iva04:14:07you’re unfortunately you are dependent on risks for success because you04:14:11The saving throw is specifically to move out of the way.
Iva
04:14:14- -04:14:16Whee!
Temerity
04:14:17All right.
Rhysaene
04:14:17Oh my God.04:14:20Oh, good. Okay, okay, okay. This is okay.04:14:23Okay, this should be okay. This should be fine. I’ll be fine. I’ll live.
Iva
04:14:27I believe in you.
Rhysaene
04:14:32Actually, I wrote04:14:33pretty fucking low.
Temerity
04:14:35Mm-mm.04:14:36Deter’s son says the goat.
Hazel
04:14:38Every…04:14:39Every so often.
Rhysaene
04:14:39Thank you.
Hazel
04:14:41something will happen, but I’ll have to go off.04:14:44Fuck, what the fuck is the rule for this in mild shape?04:14:46Look, uh…
Temerity
04:14:47Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:14:48I think.04:14:50Yeah. Okay. I use it. It’s tech safe.
Rhysaene
04:14:58I’m so glad because I usually suck at texting.
Hazel
04:15:01Oh, actually, I use whichever is higher.04:15:03Y’all.04:15:04Okay.04:15:05Um,04:15:09It is the same number.04:15:10Look at.04:15:11Well, thank you.
Luma
04:15:11Yeah.
Hazel
04:15:13Oh, okay.04:15:18Everything’s coming up.
Temerity
04:15:20Yo!04:15:27you found your D20.04:15:29Knock on wood.04:15:36I typed mine in the chat, sorry, 21.
Dungeon Master
04:15:38One second, sorry.
Temerity
04:15:40OK.04:15:53head over here rolling 10d6.
Dungeon Master
04:15:56Henton D6, 8D6 for Fireball.
Temerity
04:15:56through.04:16:00laughs
Luma
04:16:00Oh, God.
Temerity
04:16:01It’s upcasted.
Dungeon Master
04:16:10Sorry.04:16:11We have it in the chat.04:16:12We have a 22, a 15, and a 21.04:16:16Each of you is able to step out of this explosion.
Luma
04:16:21Ciao.
Dungeon Master
04:16:21None of you were caught in the fiery blast.04:16:25As the04:16:26uh,04:16:27as the fire that had been contained in this armor compresses and then explodes outward.04:16:32But it does not just dissipate into thin air.04:16:36as it explodes. It is now unconstrained by armor burning before you hotter than ever.
Iva
04:16:43Oh, fuck, it’s a phase two enemy!
Temerity
04:16:46Bye.
Rhysaene
04:16:47Thank you.
Hazel
04:16:48- Oh, were you, were you, oh!
Iva
04:16:48She does it again!
Temerity
04:16:51Oh, fuck.
Iva
04:16:53I used all my cool shit on the first guy.
Hazel
04:16:53Did you truly think that we were free?
Temerity
04:16:56Oh my god.04:17:00Wait, hold on, I gotta get this screenshot.
Luma
04:17:02Oh, no.04:17:03man.
Temerity
04:17:05Oh boy.
Hazel
04:17:05kind of04:17:06So there’s a,04:17:07There’s a possibility that might be a little
Temerity
04:17:10- Yeah.
Iva
04:17:10I’m a ghost.04:17:12No, there’s another one!04:17:14Through the fire, I got emptied!
Dungeon Master
04:17:16I have a…
Temerity
04:17:16God, that looks so cool.
Dungeon Master
04:17:18Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:17:19And that token looks insane.
Dungeon Master
04:17:22Yeah.04:17:24uh,04:17:25I like the,
Luma
04:17:26I think I could…04:17:28Sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:17:28Sorry.04:17:29I was just going to say, I like how the health bars look on when the tokens have overflow.04:17:33It fucking is giving Dark Souls boss.
Luma
04:17:36Yeah.
Temerity
04:17:36uh-huh.
Hazel
04:17:36Hee hee.04:17:37It’s like the end of Tears of the Kingdom.
Dungeon Master
04:17:38Um,04:17:39Is that…04:17:40All for Iva’s turn.
Iva
04:17:42Yeah, that’s all I could do.04:17:43I did like eight things.
Dungeon Master
04:17:45Wrists.04:17:46no longer wrapped in armor.04:17:48The two hand axes are laying on the ground in the pile of shattered armor.04:17:52The flames are swirling over them.04:17:55This thing, no longer confined to the physical form of its armor, is burning.04:18:01hotter.04:18:02Um,04:18:03and it appears ready to continue to unleash havoc on the group.
Rhysaene
04:18:09Well, okay.
Temerity
04:18:12- Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:18:13Fucking things, I guess.04:18:15I will…
Temerity
04:18:16- Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:18:18Ah.04:18:19Is it affected by faerie fire still?
Dungeon Master
04:18:21Yes.04:18:22It does still have the inky crosshair. I’m I’m04:18:27In the future, phase twos like this probably will not carry over conditions and effects,
Rhysaene
04:18:28Bye.
Dungeon Master
04:18:32but this is already a tough fight without…
Rhysaene
04:18:33Ciao.04:18:36Completely.
Dungeon Master
04:18:36So I’m not going to…04:18:38I’m not going to take that away this time.
Rhysaene
04:18:40- Completely fair. Okay.04:18:44I wrote a 14, oh wait, no.04:18:46Oh, crayfish.04:18:50No, 14 plus 6 for 20.
Dungeon Master
04:18:54A 20 will hit.04:18:55You, you, you…04:18:57You attacking with your sword?
Rhysaene
04:19:00Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:19:01You find that without the armor and with its increased size,04:19:04it is much easier to land blows.04:19:06However, you also find that without a physical thing to hit,04:19:11your blade…04:19:13Uh,04:19:15isn’t doing as much damage.
Rhysaene
04:19:18That is very, very far.04:19:20Um,04:19:22So…04:19:233.04:19:25Tea.04:19:26Thanks.04:19:28I’m so goodnight.04:19:3111.04:19:32us.04:19:33- Thank you for a great, oh yeah, stay close.04:19:36Thank you.
Hazel
04:19:36forget.
Rhysaene
04:19:37So.04:19:401704:19:43points of damage are 12, oh sorry,
Iva
04:19:46Thank you.
Rhysaene
04:19:47Yeah.04:19:47Uh,04:19:5012, I think it’s like04:19:5212 slashing damage, and then--04:19:55I didn’t do hacks.04:20:00Um,04:20:03So that is…04:20:06Yeah.04:20:07Hey.04:20:08Oh God, what are they saying before I’m so bad at math?
Dungeon Master
04:20:10He said 12 slashing.
Rhysaene
04:20:12Yeah, toe slashing.
Luma
04:20:13Howdy.
Rhysaene
04:20:14So,04:20:14On two necrotic…04:20:17plus two great weapon master.
Luma
04:20:20Did phase one technically die?04:20:22Does…04:20:24Risk get temp HP.
Rhysaene
04:20:25Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:20:25Yes.04:20:27But temp HP doesn’t stack, it replaces, and Rhys hasn’t been hit.
Rhysaene
04:20:27Thank you.04:20:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:20:31Although I did trickle them.
Luma
04:20:31Oh, I thought you got hit. My bad.
Rhysaene
04:20:33No, I didn’t. A shield just locked it.
Dungeon Master
04:20:34Um,
Iva
04:20:34No.
Dungeon Master
04:20:35How much temp HP did you get?
Rhysaene
04:20:37I got eight.
Dungeon Master
04:20:40I did forget to add that.
Luma
04:20:42I thought you got hit.
Iva
04:20:42- Yeah, Rhys, Rhys, Rhys.
Rhysaene
04:20:43Thank you.
Luma
04:20:44Never mind.
Iva
04:20:45Ruiz got to avoid getting hit by teamwork.
Luma
04:20:48Yeah.
Temerity
04:20:49I hate it.
Rhysaene
04:20:49Yeah, I have.04:20:5131 hit points, and then I have eight temporary hit points.
Dungeon Master
04:20:53Um,04:20:55you find that it, like, it’s, it’s,04:20:58You don’t feel like you’re cutting through matter and you find that your sword just doesn’t meet the resistance you’d expect to hurt something just out of character going to say it.04:21:08It is resistant to all bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing.
Rhysaene
04:21:11Bye.
Temerity
04:21:12Okay.
Rhysaene
04:21:16Very, very fast.
Dungeon Master
04:21:16Oh.04:21:17You, as a warlock and now knowing that,04:21:21you are able to change the damage type of your Pact of the Blade to be psychic, necrotic, or radiant.
Rhysaene
04:21:26Oi!04:21:28Bye.04:21:29I am. I forgot about that.04:21:35I will do that in the future.
Dungeon Master
04:21:40um,04:21:40Is that all for risks?
Rhysaene
04:21:42Yes.
Dungeon Master
04:21:47Hazel.04:21:50The hits never stopped coming.
Hazel
04:21:54game to be.
Temerity
04:21:56laughs
Hazel
04:21:57- Um…04:22:01Yeah, fuck it.04:22:01Why not?04:22:05You know, damage is damage. We just keep going.04:22:10We just keep hitting.04:22:14uh,04:22:1714 plus04:22:20Five.04:22:21for a 19
Dungeon Master
04:22:23And 19 hits.
Hazel
04:22:26And this is when we find out that the being of purifier is actually susceptible to being prone.04:22:31uh,04:22:32which would actually be bad.
Dungeon Master
04:22:32Unfortunately,
Hazel
04:22:34That would be bad.04:22:35Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:22:35- That would be bad.04:22:37Unfortunately or fortunately,04:22:38it is still immune to being prone.
Hazel
04:22:40That’s good, five piercing.04:22:42which…
Dungeon Master
04:22:42Fire piercing. You have to
Hazel
04:22:43Not that much.
Dungeon Master
04:22:46to piercing.
Hazel
04:22:48All right, guys, I think it’s time for me to retire the wolf form.04:22:52And by that, I mean I’m going to kite it.04:22:54I’m going to have to run away and starry whisper.
Temerity
04:22:55I don’t know.
Hazel
04:22:59I’m going to moonbeam it.
Temerity
04:22:59Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:23:00Sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:23:01-
Rhysaene
04:23:01Thank you.
Hazel
04:23:01laughs
Temerity
04:23:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Luma
04:23:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hazel
04:23:03the job.
Temerity
04:23:04Ha ha ha ha.
Hazel
04:23:06All right.
Dungeon Master
04:23:09Is that, what else does Hazel do?
Hazel
04:23:11- Uh,04:23:14You know what else?04:23:16Stay in Melee for now, just so it’s an extra talk.04:23:20in.04:23:21I might move.04:23:22here.04:23:25here just in case it probably if it were to have like an AOE it would probably be like a circle around itself but maybe04:23:32Maybe it’s like a04:23:34You know, you must pick.
Dungeon Master
04:23:36You would hope.
Temerity
04:23:36Which way?
Dungeon Master
04:23:37uh,04:23:38No, the 2024 Fire Elemental was nasty in many ways.04:23:44Luma, it is your turn.
Luma
04:23:46I’m gonna use half of my movement to teleport here.
Dungeon Master
04:23:50Oh boy.
Luma
04:23:51I’m going to bonk it with my True Strike Crowbar.
Dungeon Master
04:23:56- Gotcha.
Luma
04:23:57Or…04:23:58nine plus.04:24:02- Oh.04:24:046.15 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:24:06A 15 does hit.
Luma
04:24:07Yeah.04:24:09And then I’m going to roll a D8, which is somewhere on this table.04:24:13There we go.04:24:16for two.04:24:18Six radiant damage?
Dungeon Master
04:24:20radiant damage.
Luma
04:24:22and then I’m going to use the other half of my movement speed04:24:24to teleport over here.
Dungeon Master
04:24:27- Yeah.
Temerity
04:24:28Damn.
Dungeon Master
04:24:28Nice.04:24:29Is that the EOT?
Luma
04:24:31I…04:24:34Maybe? No, I’m going to cast Healing Word.04:24:39On.04:24:40Whoever is the most injured, which I think is probably Iva.
Dungeon Master
04:24:44It’s definitely Iva.
Temerity
04:24:44Mm-hmm.
Iva
04:24:45Classic Iva move.
Luma
04:24:48I think I’ve, uh,04:24:50Which is two d4s.04:24:55for04:24:57Five.04:24:58Uh, nine points of healing.
Iva
04:25:02What?
Dungeon Master
04:25:10It’s a few bit like…
Luma
04:25:10As Luma writes “Get well soon” in the air and it heals Iva.
Iva
04:25:15She got well soon.
Luma
04:25:16uh,04:25:17She goes to write Get Well soon, but she finishes Get and it immediately heals Iva because it’s healing Word.04:25:22Yeah.
Iva
04:25:23Okay.
Hazel
04:25:24True, it’s not healing words, come on.
Luma
04:25:26Yeah, yeah. It’s like, oh, shoot. Ah, dang it.
Dungeon Master
04:25:27laughs04:25:29Is that to EOT?
Luma
04:25:29uh,04:25:30That is yeti.
Dungeon Master
04:25:33Mm-hmm.04:25:33That brings us back to04:25:35The Living Everfire.
Luma
04:25:38Oh my gosh.
Dungeon Master
04:25:40um,04:25:43- Uh.04:25:44Ugh.04:25:47How is it going to do this?04:25:51is gonna really suck for everybody, I think.04:25:56um,
Hazel
04:25:57gonna explode.
Dungeon Master
04:25:58but it might also die because of this.
Temerity
04:26:02Huh?
Luma
04:26:02Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:26:06It is going to04:26:10Dianne Saxe: move here.04:26:12No.04:26:13It’s going to04:26:15Move here.04:26:16provoking an attack of opportunity from Hazel,
Hazel
04:26:18Mm-hmm.04:26:21Uh…04:26:2416.
Dungeon Master
04:26:2616 hits.
Hazel
04:26:3110 damage.04:26:33half to five.
Dungeon Master
04:26:3310/2 to 5.04:26:37IHP 5 minus 5.04:26:42And it’s going to move up here.04:26:44So it is hitting,04:26:45uh,04:26:46Iva,04:26:47Rhys and Temerity, each for a d10 fire.
Temerity
04:26:51Ah, fuck, it can exist in the same
Dungeon Master
04:26:54Yes.
Temerity
04:26:54Duh.
Dungeon Master
04:26:56So I’m doing these one at a time.04:26:58First to Temerity,04:27:00You take two points of fire damage.04:27:06Then,04:27:07Iva?04:27:09You take five points of fire damage.
Iva
04:27:11All right.
Dungeon Master
04:27:15And then Rhys.04:27:17You take two points of fire damage.
Luma
04:27:24Council.04:27:25Yes.
Dungeon Master
04:27:26Whoops.
Rhysaene
04:27:28Oh, okay.
Dungeon Master
04:27:31and then it will move04:27:34Here.04:27:36here.04:27:41here.04:27:42provoking an attack of opportunity from Temerity Iva Andrus.
Rhysaene
04:27:48Okay.04:27:49With advantage.
Temerity
04:27:52Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:27:53And Hazel takes04:27:55What’s advantages? Hazel takes nine points of fire damage.
Rhysaene
04:27:56- Oh yes!
Hazel
04:28:00Nice try, idiot.
Rhysaene
04:28:02Yes!04:28:05Thank you.04:28:07I crit.04:28:08Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:28:09Oh boy.
Temerity
04:28:11Yeah.
Luma
04:28:12Ciao.
Rhysaene
04:28:13Yeah.
Temerity
04:28:13- Okay.
Luma
04:28:13Hey, boss.
Rhysaene
04:28:15Thank you.
Iva
04:28:16I have reached so it doesn’t draw an attack opportunity.
Dungeon Master
04:28:19Well, okay, it’s going to.04:28:22because it’s going to keep moving, but Rhys and Temerity first.
Iva
04:28:22Okay.
Temerity
04:28:26All right, that would be--04:28:3021 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:28:3121 hits.
Temerity
04:28:36baby.
Rhysaene
04:28:37Oh, boy. Okay.04:28:40I need to log in.04:28:42Uh.04:28:47on her daughter manager.
Temerity
04:28:47I’m
Rhysaene
04:28:50or the studies.
Luma
04:28:51- Target hex.
Rhysaene
04:28:52Thank you.04:28:531 million.
Luma
04:28:54All the crazy nonsense we’ve stacked on this one guy.
Temerity
04:28:55Okay.
Dungeon Master
04:28:57I don’t know.
Temerity
04:28:57So it’s going to take
Rhysaene
04:28:57- Thank you.04:28:58Thank you.
Temerity
04:28:5918 bludgeoning04:29:00And then
Dungeon Master
04:29:00Christine Asciutto: 18 sorry.
Temerity
04:29:02N Radiant.
Dungeon Master
04:29:0318 halved to 9, the 10 is not halved.04:29:07So it takes 19 damage from Temerity.
Rhysaene
04:29:10Uh,04:29:12So that is04:29:1426 psychic damage.
Temerity
04:29:18Ooh.
Rhysaene
04:29:18from breasts.
Luma
04:29:20Wowee!
Temerity
04:29:21Wowie.
Dungeon Master
04:29:22And then 26 psychic from Roots.04:29:24Does that all include Hex?
Rhysaene
04:29:26Yeah, that’s including hacks and great-- oh, we know.04:29:30Sorry.04:29:3329.
Dungeon Master
04:29:35Oh my God.
Rhysaene
04:29:35That’s cool.
Dungeon Master
04:29:3629 damage it does not resist.
Rhysaene
04:29:37Thank you.
Temerity
04:29:37Wow, wait a minute.
Luma
04:29:40Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:29:41It is bloodied from Rhys’s blade strike.
Luma
04:29:45Hell!
Dungeon Master
04:29:46as this thing basically whirls itself into a whirlwind of fire,04:29:50moving over Temerity, moving over Rhys, moving over Iva, moving over Hazel, um…04:29:58You guys each get a chance to tear into it, and it is decaying, and it doesn’t seem like it’s stopping.04:30:04It continues to move until it stops on Luma.04:30:07Luma takes…04:30:10Seven points of fire damage.
Luma
04:30:13Wow.
Dungeon Master
04:30:14and needs to make a saving throw.04:30:17For faerie fire.
Luma
04:30:19No.04:30:20Yes.04:30:21I’m not that, I’m one level away.04:30:22No, sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:30:24Okay.
Luma
04:30:25Sanofa Mirada.
Iva
04:30:26I think I get my attack before she loses it at least.
Dungeon Master
04:30:31Yes, that’s true.04:30:32Before that happens, technically Iva gets the attack.04:30:35So Iva…
Iva
04:30:37uh,04:30:38Twenty-four.
Dungeon Master
04:30:39hits.
Iva
04:30:40Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:30:40hits.
Iva
04:30:42Sorry, math.
Dungeon Master
04:30:43No, you’re good.
Luma
04:30:45I rolled an 18 for my con save, so we’re good.
Dungeon Master
04:30:48Yep, you keep faerie fire from that one.
Iva
04:30:50Uh,04:30:51I will be…
Rhysaene
04:30:51I need to work on concentration for hex.
Iva
04:30:5414 pokey damage.
Dungeon Master
04:30:55guest.
Rhysaene
04:30:5715 minutes on the concentration save.
Dungeon Master
04:30:57I have to sleep.04:30:59That makes it. I HP, how much damage, Bruce?
Iva
04:31:0214.
Dungeon Master
04:31:04It’s 14.04:31:05Nope, -7 IHPE.04:31:09There’s seven.04:31:11Uh…
Luma
04:31:12out.
Dungeon Master
04:31:12it,04:31:13ends on top of Luma and then it will04:31:17continue to burn Luma very unpleasantly as it attacks twice.
Luma
04:31:25Why me?
Dungeon Master
04:31:27good point. It will also attack Hazel.
Luma
04:31:29down.
Dungeon Master
04:31:29It’ll do one Luma, one Hazel.04:31:31So Hazel first.
Luma
04:31:32That would have been.
Dungeon Master
04:31:3314 plus 6 is a total of 20 on Hazel.
Temerity
04:31:34Who?
Dungeon Master
04:31:39I assume that hits.04:31:41Maria?
Hazel
04:31:42Just for you, kid, yeah, it’ll hit.
Dungeon Master
04:31:45You take-
Temerity
04:31:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Rhysaene
04:31:46Yes.
Hazel
04:31:47- Dude.
Dungeon Master
04:31:47You take 10 points of fire damage and you catch on fire.
Luma
04:31:48Thank you.
Hazel
04:31:52Ah!04:31:54or,04:31:55Yelp.04:31:57There you go.04:32:01goes, au.
Luma
04:32:03Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:32:06and then burning is a hazard.04:32:09like it’s a specific thing now. So rule.04:32:13Burn.04:32:16A burning creature or object takes 1d4 fire damage at the start of each of its turn.04:32:20As an action, you can extinguish the fire on yourself by giving yourself the prone condition,04:32:24and rolling on the ground, the fire goes out if doused, submerged, or suffocated.
Hazel
04:32:32Quick, put me in the bag.
Temerity
04:32:34Huh?
Dungeon Master
04:32:35That would take too long.
Luma
04:32:35No, my stuff is in there.
Hazel
04:32:37Ah, shit.
Dungeon Master
04:32:38also that04:32:39So that was on Hazel.04:32:40On the Luma.04:32:42It also acts.04:32:44It rolls a natural 1 to hit Luma.
Luma
04:32:47No.
Rhysaene
04:32:47Oh.
Temerity
04:32:47Oh.
Luma
04:32:48Never punished!
Dungeon Master
04:32:48uh,04:32:50Finally, lastly, at the end of its turn,04:32:56uh,
Hazel
04:33:00Is this thing a hundred times scarier than a Mermidon fire elemental?
Temerity
04:33:04- Yeah.
Luma
04:33:04I love that it decided to just like surge hit Luma for no reason, which means that not everybody takes the fire damage.
Hazel
04:33:05Those are the big guys.04:33:14This is the big kahuna.
Dungeon Master
04:33:16I can’t really attach that,04:33:17but I don’t think it’s going to get a chance
Luma
04:33:18- Cool.
Dungeon Master
04:33:18to move again after this.04:33:19Hazel and Luma…04:33:22each take another D10 fire damage.04:33:27So Luma takes…
Luma
04:33:27Luma tapped this thing on her way through and he took that fucking personally.
Dungeon Master
04:33:31Luma takes four and Hazel takes two.
Temerity
04:33:32I think.
Dungeon Master
04:33:37age.04:33:38for.04:33:41HP.
Luma
04:33:41Uh…
Dungeon Master
04:33:42So,04:33:43to04:33:45that is
Luma
04:33:45What do I add to a concentration check?
Dungeon Master
04:33:48It’s a con save.
Luma
04:33:48just,04:33:49on safe.
Dungeon Master
04:33:50So your con…
Luma
04:33:50Oh, I’m proficient con. Yeah, we’re fine.04:33:52For the 14 total…04:33:54We’re good.
Dungeon Master
04:33:57um,04:33:59This whirlwind of fire swirls through all of you04:34:03and is still swirling around Luma.
Luma
04:34:06Uh,
Dungeon Master
04:34:06as it becomes Temerity’s turn.
Temerity
04:34:10All right.
Rhysaene
04:34:12I can clap this guy to me.
Temerity
04:34:17me five.
Dungeon Master
04:34:17As much as I love the04:34:19the particle effect, I have to turn it off. It is killing my computer.
Rhysaene
04:34:22Okay.
Temerity
04:34:23Hehehe.
Luma
04:34:25So cool.
Temerity
04:34:25Alright, that’s 30 feet up movement.
Dungeon Master
04:34:26And it’s really cool.04:34:28No, you’re right. It stays until04:34:30until the fight ends.
Luma
04:34:30Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:34:31Yeah. All right.
Luma
04:34:32suffer from the fact that…
Temerity
04:34:36It’s very good.
Dungeon Master
04:34:37It’s all about vibes. We broke out the big overflow token for this one.
Luma
04:34:42Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:34:4920, yes.04:34:50All right.
Dungeon Master
04:34:51Thank you.
Temerity
04:34:52So.
Luma
04:34:53so many crits tonight, holy fuck!
Temerity
04:34:55I know.
Rhysaene
04:34:55Yes.
Temerity
04:34:57- Temerity runs.04:34:59laughs04:35:01runs to the left,04:35:03And kind of like…04:35:05Uh…04:35:07kicks off the wall to launch yourself up04:35:10and like bring the hammer down on what would be this thing’s face.04:35:17All right.
Luma
04:35:19It seems to explode into an even bigger elemental just as you watch.
Dungeon Master
04:35:21True.
Hazel
04:35:22Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo.
Dungeon Master
04:35:23- Yeah.04:35:24It explodes into a huge size elemental that’s 2 CR lower than this one.
Luma
04:35:24Yeah.04:35:28It gets progressively smaller as it gets bigger.
Temerity
04:35:29Oh, oh.
Dungeon Master
04:35:31- Uh-huh.
Luma
04:35:32That would be a crazy fight, actually.
Temerity
04:35:33OK, so hold on.
Dungeon Master
04:35:35I mean, the Myrmidon is two CR higher than the regular fire elemental.
Temerity
04:35:3519
Hazel
04:35:40And that guy was a chump.
Luma
04:35:40Ooh.04:35:41- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:35:41- Yeah.04:35:42I mean, yeah.04:35:43Except for he nearly one-tapped Iva.
Hazel
04:35:44You forgot his resistance.
Luma
04:35:44He made…04:35:46I was gonna say, he made six attacks, but only landed two of them.
Iva
04:35:51And they almost killed me.
Luma
04:35:52Yeah.
Hazel
04:35:53uh,04:35:54And you got rid of its resistances.04:35:56So he’s not that much of a chunk.04:35:57He just, you know.
Luma
04:35:58True.
Dungeon Master
04:35:58I did do that.
Luma
04:36:01Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:36:01And I don’t know if I regret it or not.04:36:04But no, this fight’s been cool.04:36:05I think it’s fine that the armor part04:36:07didn’t have the resistances.
Luma
04:36:09This has been a harrowing fight for sure.
Temerity
04:36:09Okay.
Hazel
04:36:11I hope the…
Luma
04:36:11Where are other ones?
Hazel
04:36:12I hope the thing is not alive by the time it gets to my turn, because I have exactly what I want Hazel to do next, visualized in my mind, and I can’t have this thing be alive for that.
Dungeon Master
04:36:21Right, Temerity, you got to kill it.
Temerity
04:36:21I love it.
Luma
04:36:23Heh heh heh.
Temerity
04:36:23All right, so I’m going to do 26 bludgeoning damage and 18…
Dungeon Master
04:36:26Half to 13.
Temerity
04:36:28And 18 radiant damage.
Rhysaene
04:36:30Yeah.
Luma
04:36:31Well, we…
Rhysaene
04:36:31Oh my God.
Dungeon Master
04:36:33Yes.
Luma
04:36:34nuked.
Temerity
04:36:34For a total of 44 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:36:36How much was the budgeting?
Temerity
04:36:3826.
Dungeon Master
04:36:44And how much was the radiant?
Temerity
04:36:4518.
Dungeon Master
04:36:48minus 18.04:36:51um,04:36:51The bludgeoning would not have killed it.04:36:55But,04:36:56With the Radiant, it dies.04:36:58With that knowledge, describe how you finish this thing off.
Temerity
04:37:03So essentially, Temerity does what I described earlier.04:37:09uh,04:37:12darts to the, uh,04:37:14to the west,04:37:16and kind of runs towards the wall so that they can use it to kick up and off.04:37:22uh after running alongside it to catch up to the fire elemental to04:37:26get about that.04:37:28head height04:37:30Bring the hammer down the silver moat.04:37:34in front of their hammer.04:37:37Uh,04:37:38is04:37:39pinged04:37:40uh,04:37:42is pinged04:37:44It…04:37:45flashes04:37:46And, uh,04:37:50the light kind of continues to expand04:37:55into it almost…04:37:57essentially like extinguishing this flame with this own silver light that
Dungeon Master
04:38:04um,04:38:06Silver light engulfs.04:38:08this living04:38:10spirit of the Everfire itself.04:38:13orange and red and yellow all become silver.04:38:17As this thing isn’t consumed by silver fire, it is embodied by it.04:38:24the silver light, cold, cold silver light,04:38:29fills this chamber in a way that even the like orange glow hadn’t.04:38:33Um,04:38:34and everything is rendered in sharp dark grays and blacks and,04:38:39um,04:38:40the,04:38:41the,04:38:41the color of stone is revealed in the brief flash before this,04:38:45this,04:38:45uh, elemental collapses in on itself this time completely. Uh,04:38:50and there is nothing left. Um,04:38:54Some heat immediately leaves the chamber, but not enough to make this place comfortable.04:38:59However, it is much less bright than it was a moment ago, as you stand in the final vault of the old foundries.04:39:08of the04:39:10sealed vaults of Argentum.
Temerity
04:39:13Oh.04:39:14Yeah.
Hazel
04:39:15MoMA.
Temerity
04:39:17Oh.
Luma
04:39:17Oh,
Hazel
04:39:19uh,04:39:20dire wolf, like,04:39:22six times their size.04:39:24strolls up to you.04:39:26And it’s.04:39:27stupid little tongue stupid big tongue licks you on the face and you get
Luma
04:39:33That’s all.
Hazel
04:39:33Cure wounds.
Rhysaene
04:39:35- Oh.
Iva
04:39:35Uh,
Temerity
04:39:35Yeah.
Luma
04:39:37Lola just hugs the big fucking wolf.
Iva
04:39:37risk.
Temerity
04:39:39- Ah.
Iva
04:39:40Okay.04:39:41Wrists from behind you get wrapped in eye-barm.04:39:43She goes, you’re my hero.04:39:45Oh.
Temerity
04:39:46laughs
Rhysaene
04:39:47Okay, thank you.
Temerity
04:39:49Temerity kind of like comes down from their rage and,
Hazel
04:39:50uh,
Temerity
04:39:54and leans on their hammer for a moment to like catch their breath and04:40:00places like a hand on Luma is like04:40:03Are you okay?
Luma
04:40:06Everything hurts.04:40:09- Well, okay.
Hazel
04:40:114 plus 4 is 8.04:40:13plus five is
Rhysaene
04:40:16Thank you.
Hazel
04:40:16Fuck.04:40:17is
Dungeon Master
04:40:1713.
Hazel
04:40:1813, thank you. Plus 7 is 20. Plus my spellcasting ability modifier is 24.
Dungeon Master
04:40:2120.
Rhysaene
04:40:25Whoa!
Hazel
04:40:2524 hit points.
Luma
04:40:25Holy fuck. Alright, I’m full healed.
Dungeon Master
04:40:25holy fuck.
Temerity
04:40:25Oh,
Luma
04:40:27Never mind, Luma perks up immediately.
Temerity
04:40:27I don’t know.
Luma
04:40:29I’m good!04:40:30- Yeah.
Temerity
04:40:30Ha ha ha ha.
Dungeon Master
04:40:30I’m sorry.
Rhysaene
04:40:31Right.
Temerity
04:40:31Ha ha ha ha.
Luma
04:40:31It didn’t burn my hat. Everything’s fine.
Rhysaene
04:40:32Thank you.
Temerity
04:40:34Temerity cracks like a pretty big grin at that.
Luma
04:40:37Yes.
Temerity
04:40:38Knowing that everybody’s safe, actually.04:40:41And it’s like, oh, thank God.04:40:43Or take the flame.
Luma
04:40:48Oh, what am I going to put in my report?
Dungeon Master
04:40:53Um,04:40:55the…04:40:57There is no corpse left behind from this elemental. It was a spirit of living fire. Not like the fire snakes with body and like flame. This thing was pure fire possessing the suit of armor, which is utterly ruined.04:41:13after Hazel bit through it.04:41:15However,04:41:16There are two very nice hand axes lying on the ground.
Temerity
04:41:20Mmh.
Luma
04:41:22Magic.
Dungeon Master
04:41:25They are magic.
Temerity
04:41:32We should--04:41:33Turn these in.
Dungeon Master
04:41:35Thank you.04:41:38I think it’s like they’re not magic.04:41:39I didn’t mean that.04:41:40No, I’m kidding.
Rhysaene
04:41:42Looks like camera.
Temerity
04:41:43Temerity doesn’t know.
Luma
04:41:45They’ve been enchanted with Dwarven and04:41:48strengthening enchantments.
Iva
04:41:53I would go, so what does that mean? Does that mean they hit harder?
Luma
04:41:53Oh, oh.04:41:56Old dwarf techniques. That means they’re really, really strong and they are always sharp.
Iva
04:42:04Iva goes over to pick up one of the axes.
Dungeon Master
04:42:08It is a, it is.04:42:10It is the nicest weapon you have ever touched or ever seen.04:42:15um,04:42:16Black ebony handle, dark, almost black, almost glassy metal blade, gold inlaid into both.04:42:25in intricate geometric patterns, on the blade in dwarven ruins, an inscription of04:42:34Uh,04:42:35enhancement, enchantment. These blades will endure things other weapons can’t.04:42:42I mean, they have.04:42:43They endured whatever destroyed this room.04:42:45They endured being wielded by living fire.04:42:48They endured rust, uh…04:42:50rust monsters that consumed all other metal in their presence.04:42:54They’ve endured for who knows how long and they will continue to do so. They’re sharp and will stay sharp.04:43:01will cut deep and well04:43:04Um,04:43:06It is certainly the nicest weapon Iva has ever encountered in any way.
Luma
04:43:12Study the inscriptions and runes on them to see if I can learn some more about04:43:17Dwarven word magic, but…04:43:19Other than that, if anybody wants them…
Iva
04:43:23Iva goes. I could use sharper stabbies.
Dungeon Master
04:43:23Luma.
Luma
04:43:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:43:27No, actually, that’s fine.
Luma
04:43:29What’s up?
Dungeon Master
04:43:30Nothing, sorry.04:43:33Yeah. So,04:43:35I was taking one.
Iva
04:43:37Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:43:37for both.
Iva
04:43:39Well,04:43:41Mmm.04:43:42I think they’re a pair, right?
Luma
04:43:44Yeah, there’s still a problem.
Dungeon Master
04:43:45They’re…04:43:46There are two of them and they are identical.04:43:47They are not like…04:43:49They’re not like a duo magic item.
Iva
04:43:53All right.
Dungeon Master
04:43:54So there’s no reason not to separate them
Iva
04:43:55Yeah, I think it was…
Dungeon Master
04:43:59Like, they don’t get worse if you separate them.
Iva
04:44:02Iva goes, yeah, I’ll take one.04:44:04I can carry it and a shield.04:44:06And it means that my pointy stick won’t be, you know…04:44:10at risk of breaking as much.
Luma
04:44:20Anybody else want a hand x plus one?
Temerity
04:44:21All right.
Rhysaene
04:44:24I’m not my thing.
Luma
04:44:26Bye.
Hazel
04:44:26I can kick the damn axe.
Temerity
04:44:28- Who?
Hazel
04:44:29Temerity, take the fucking axe.
Luma
04:44:29Huh?04:44:31Oh.
Hazel
04:44:31Yeah.
Temerity
04:44:32Temerity wouldn’t take the axe because it’s magic.04:44:35You said that it was magic.
Dungeon Master
04:44:35Thank you.
Hazel
04:44:36It’s enchanted.
Luma
04:44:37That’s why Luma specifically said it was a Dwarven crafting technique.
Temerity
04:44:37You s-04:44:40She said it was Warbid Magic! You said that like two seconds ago.
Luma
04:44:42I said Dwarven crafting technique!
Iva
04:44:45She didn’t say, Jordan.
Luma
04:44:45Or a crafting technique.
Hazel
04:44:49- That’s true.
Temerity
04:44:49All right, if Luma didn’t04:44:51mentioned magic. I misunderstood out of character within character.04:44:56uh,04:44:57Maybe you’ll take an ax, yeah.04:44:59Hee hee hee hee.
Dungeon Master
04:44:59Yep.04:45:00Pick it up.04:45:00They’re no, they’re
Temerity
04:45:01Sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:45:02Sorry.
Temerity
04:45:03No, I was just apologizing. Sorry, go ahead.
Dungeon Master
04:45:06There are no…
Hazel
04:45:06- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:45:07you pick this ax up and there are no overt signs.04:45:10It is magical.04:45:10It doesn’t glow.04:45:12It doesn’t,04:45:13it doesn’t,04:45:14It doesn’t like…04:45:17resonate in your heart or soul…04:45:19It is just a very well-crafted axe.04:45:22It is certainly the nicest, most well-crafted weapon Temerity has ever held.04:45:28but it is the second nicest weapon you’ve ever seen.
Temerity
04:45:35Gotcha.04:45:37Oh.04:45:38Wow.04:45:39Temerity will…04:45:41Kind of just admire the craftsmanship and…04:45:44tuck it, uh…04:45:46tuck it into their belt.
Luma
04:45:49Don’t like tell anybody you found it in the vault or anything.04:45:51No reason, just…04:45:52Don’t.
Iva
04:45:54Iva looks to Luma and goes, found what?
Luma
04:45:57Yeah.
Iva
04:45:57hooking it on her belt.
Luma
04:45:58That’s the spirit.
Temerity
04:45:58I’ll see you next time.
Iva
04:46:00Yeah.
Hazel
04:46:01We’re going to come back out in that04:46:03fucking drunk dwarf is gonna be here and he’s gonna be like,
Luma
04:46:06Oh.
Rhysaene
04:46:06Thank you.
Hazel
04:46:07What the fuck is that? You need to give that to me right now. That is property of…
Dungeon Master
04:46:07Yeah.
Temerity
04:46:08right now
Luma
04:46:09Yeah.
Iva
04:46:10laughs
Luma
04:46:10Thank you.
Temerity
04:46:11right now
Hazel
04:46:12That is proper dwarven craft that is our property.
Luma
04:46:13Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:46:14Um,
Luma
04:46:15Maybe we should put it in the bag of holding.
Rhysaene
04:46:16That is not unbelievable.
Temerity
04:46:16Thank you.
Luma
04:46:17Maybe we should put it in the bigger bag.
Dungeon Master
04:46:18it.
Temerity
04:46:19Bye.
Iva
04:46:19What if we’re running the worst?
Temerity
04:46:21All right.
Iva
04:46:21What if we run into more things?
Luma
04:46:21Yeah.04:46:24Yeah, okay, we can put him in the bigger bag before we leave.04:46:26That’s fine.
Rhysaene
04:46:26That is the dwarven godblades of Khazad-oom.
Dungeon Master
04:46:29Um,
Temerity
04:46:29Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
04:46:30Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:46:30the,
Rhysaene
04:46:31Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:46:31The living Everfire and the armor it possessed both defeated…04:46:36um,04:46:37There’s still maybe some stones left to turn over or not.04:46:41You’ve now seen every…04:46:43The number of volts were known to you, Luma, and you’ve seen every one of them.
Luma
04:46:47Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:46:47Um,04:46:48You can tell that there’s a passage that goes to the south, but it is thoroughly caved in.04:46:51You could investigate that more or not.04:46:54You could investigate more of this place or not.04:46:56But you have been pretty thorough.04:46:58Whatever you decide to do, it should likely…04:47:03wait for next week as04:47:06It is pretty late already, and we are at what I think is probably the best stopping point we’re going to get.
Temerity
04:47:12Yeah.
Hazel
04:47:12Yeah.
Luma
04:47:13Sure.
Hazel
04:47:15Hazel’s still a wolf.
Temerity
04:47:15Thank you.
Rhysaene
04:47:17Yay!
Temerity
04:47:17I did it.
Hazel
04:47:22um,
Dungeon Master
04:47:22Huh?
Hazel
04:47:23I said, Hazel’s still awake.